Franchise2012–

Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬

Active · 15 seasons, 2012–2026

Division: Group C

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
2025Puffin Gesserit
2024The Puffins
2023Puffin Gesserit
2022The Puffins
2021The Puffins
2020The Puffins
2019Rolling with Mahomies
2018L'Ebron James
2017DIGGS IS HOW WE DO IT
2016Teifert Fever
2015Fitzmagic in the air
2014IT'S ON LIKE NDAMUKONG
2013DeMarco Polo
2012The Decepticons

CareerRegular season

111-79-0
W-L-T
58.4%
Win %
105.31
PF per game
98.59
PA per game
60.0%
Breakdown %
2
Championships
0
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 11 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group C1-3-0398.92407.34
2025Group C9-5-01556.101430.78
2024Central10-4-0†1494.821265.3622
2023Central9-5-0†1426.361376.8035
2022Miscellaneous9-5-0†1413.901326.1854
2021Sydney East7-7-01443.241426.7214
2020Metro7-6-01352.221236.2814
2019West7-6-01293.441224.3213
2018Metropolitan8-5-01451.521228.9461
2017North4-9-01295.341387.1057
2016West8-5-01217.061115.3044
2015West10-3-01300.641121.8414
2014Division 18-6-01545.461528.7042
2013Division 110-4-01624.741435.8611
2012Division 15-9-01594.961628.4427

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025PlayoffsRunner-up

Week 16 W 120.70–81.36 v The Dirty Birds

Week 17 L 90.14–93.60 v Seamen

2024Playoffs2Runner-up

Week 16 W ‡ v The Hatters

Week 17 L ‡ v Kurlewless (Kurlewis)

2023Playoffs3Out in round 1

Week 15 L ‡ v The Beer Barons (Beer Barons)

2022Playoffs5Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 W ‡ v Fresno Fish Heads (The Fishies)

Week 16 L ‡ v SERPION

2018Playoffs6Champion

Week 14 W 139.98–89.22 v Kelce me rollin they hatin (The Piggies)

Week 15 W 72.12–61.24 v Huey Lewis and the News (Burnaise Dynamics)

Week 16 W 139.34–103.44 v The Ertz Lockett (The Hatters)

2016Playoffs4Out in the semi-finals

Week 14 W 75.24–70.62 v Leeannacondas

Week 15 L 68.58–78.12 v Can we Fitz it- yes we Charcan (The Hatters)

2015Playoffs1Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 L 68.16–104.34 v One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice)

2014Playoffs4Runner-up

Week 15 W 122.02–90.58 v Rivers of Babylon (The Piggies)

Week 16 L 88.22–97.98 v SERPION

2013Playoffs1Champion

Week 15 W 117.16–90.58 v I'm Sexy and I Knowshon It (Standard Deviations)

Week 16 W 166.30–105.98 v The Alligators (The Aligators)

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Standard Deviation12012
Heartbreaker12013
Pick a Lane132012, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score ScoringAll eras, all games1201.382012 week 14 v Mikkels Manatees
Highest score ScoringAll eras, all games10166.302013 week 16 v The Aligators
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games4132.922018 week 12 v Burnaise Dynamics
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games5131.622014 week 12 v The Piggies
Biggest margin ScoringAll eras, all games1115.362012 week 14 v Mikkels Manatees
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games3291.422025 week 4 v Seamen
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games6287.402012 week 14 v Mikkels Manatees
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games8280.862014 week 12 v The Piggies
Career wins Results and streaksAll eras, all games11222012–2026
Career win % Results and streaksAll eras, all games357.8%2012–2026
Career points per game Results and streaksAll eras, all games2105.232012–2026
Longest winning streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season572015 week 5–2015 week 11
Longest winning streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season572016 week 8–2017 week 1
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season2112015 week 5–2016 week 2
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season492018 week 5–2018 week 13
Most points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season31624.74
Most points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season91594.96
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season21628.44
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season71528.70
Fewest points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season41115.30
Fewest points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season71121.84
Best points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season6116.05
Best Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season1072.1%
Luckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season7+16.9%
Unluckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season1-26.2%
Career most points against per game LuckAll eras, all games1098.092012–2026
Championships BracketsAll eras, all games12
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games15
Playoff appearances BracketsAll eras, all games19
Longest Playoff appearance streak BracketsAll eras, all games24
Longest Playoff appearance streak BracketsAll eras, all games24
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games775.0% v A&T Football
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Beer Barons
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Kurlewis
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v The Dirty Birds
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v The Hatters
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season35584.522025 Group C
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season45580.402021 Sydney East
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season65526.262024 Central
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season5312018 Metropolitan
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302017 North
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302022 Miscellaneous
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season44716.902019 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season84818.602015 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season1212016 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242015 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242019 West
Best single NFL player score Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games838.202026 week 4 v Kurlewis · Tetairoa McMillan● This season
Most bench points in a game Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games278.182025 week 4 v Seamen
Most bench points in a game Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games571.422025 week 3 v Beer Barons
Most bench points in a game Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games964.802025 week 1 v The Aligators
Most bench points in a game Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games1063.702025 week 17 v Seamen
Most bench points in a season Sleeper eraSleeper era, regular season1501.042025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Beer Barons15†8-7-01638.42‡1531.90Games →
Kurlewis15†8-7-01528.20‡1507.90Games →
The Dirty Birds15†7-8-01547.361565.94Games →
The Hatters15†9-6-01463.78‡1300.70Games →
Burnaise Dynamics14†5-9-01312.501530.42Games →
Standard Deviations14†9-5-01370.581202.26Games →
The Aligators12†6-6-01295.541279.88Games →
SERPION11†6-5-01005.06‡914.32Games →
London Tanqs10†5-5-01071.361046.00Games →
The Piggies10†5-5-01101.741078.92Games →
A&T Football8†6-2-0782.60628.56Games →
Mikkels Manatees8†5-3-0917.16729.48Games →
Not enough cooks8†4-4-0778.24731.14Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice75-2-0746.52617.82Games →
Leeannacondas6†3-3-0591.08522.60Games →
The Claireville Cougars43-1-0490.34454.10Games →
Seamen32-1-0349.94347.14Games →
The Fishies2†2-0-0143.60‡83.80Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings1†1-0-0101.7680.46Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1201.38*2012 week 14 W 201.38–86.02 v Fifty Shades of Ray (Mikkels Manatees)
2166.30*2013 week 16 W 166.30–105.98 v The Alligators (The Aligators)
3152.94*2025 week 6 W 152.94–84.80 v Kurlewis
4150.36*2021 week 1 W 150.36–87.30 v Piggy's bushfire Carsonists (The Piggies)
5147.02*2026 week 4 W 147.02–103.38 v Kurlewis
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
147.86*2015 week 4 L 47.86–75.26 v Another Prick in the Ball (London Tanqs)
255.20*2022 week 2 L 55.20–114.68 v The Piggies
356.68*2019 week 12 L 56.68–73.38 v Standard Deviations
459.56*2016 week 6 L 59.56–90.86 v Gordon Ramseys Cooking Wares (Burnaise Dynamics)
561.44*2016 week 4 L 61.44–101.22 v Forte Year Old Virgin (A&T Football)

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
Drake MayeQB15315.22
De'Von AchaneRB15273.60
George PickensWR15239.20
Drake LondonWR11152.10
Breece HallRB9108.46
Brian ThomasWR974.40
George KittleTE898.30
Jameson WilliamsWR790.00
Los Angeles RamsDEF556.00
CeeDee LambWR493.70

Starter points by position in Statsguru →

2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
161De'Von AchaneRBBurnaise Dynamics–
172Drake LondonWRBurnaise Dynamics–
483D'Andre SwiftRBBurnaise Dynamics–
494George PickensWRBurnaise Dynamics–
705Brian ThomasWR–
916Austin EkelerRB–
1127Braelon AllenRBBurnaise Dynamics–
1238Drake MayeQB–
1449Ollie GordonRBBurnaise Dynamics–
15510Joshua PalmerWR–
17611Dallas GoedertTEBurnaise Dynamics–
17712Isaiah LikelyTEBurnaise Dynamics–
20813Darius SlaytonWRBurnaise Dynamics–
20914Tyquan ThorntonWRBurnaise Dynamics–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
151Chase BrownRB
182CeeDee LambWR
473Tetairoa McMillanWR
504Colston LovelandTE
795Jordan MasonRB
826Jalen HurtsQB
1117De'Zhaun StriblingWR
1148Rachaad WhiteRB
1439Keaton MitchellRB
14610Terrance FergusonTE
17511Tank BigsbyRB
17812Tre TuckerWR
20713Jaylin NoelWR
21014George HolaniRB

2026 keepers: none.

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Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.