Franchise2023–
Team names
CareerRegular season
- 16-26-0
- W-L-T
- 38.1%
- Win %
- 89.43
- PF per game
- 96.53
- PA per game
- 36.7%
- Breakdown %
- 0
- Championships
- 1
- Shit Bowl winner titles
Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.
Win % counts a tie as half a win.
Breakdown % is over the 1 season with every regular-season score.
Season by season
Brackets
| Season | Bracket | Seed | Result | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Shit Bowl | Shit Bowl winner | Week 15 L 102.02–113.82 v Not enough cooks Week 16 L 94.26–118.40 v Kurlewis Week 17 L 81.78–110.48 v The Fishies |
NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.
AwardsAward tally
No awards yet.
Records heldTop 10 entries
| Record | Over | # | Figure | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lowest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 6 | 114.62 | 2025 week 11 v Beer Barons |
| Career most points against per game Luck | All eras, all games | 4 | 99.26 | 2023–2026 |
| Shit Bowl winner titles Brackets | All eras, all games | 3 | 1 | |
| Shit Bowl appearances Brackets | Sleeper era, all games | 1 | 1 | |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2024 East |
| Most bench points in a game Sleeper era | Sleeper era, all games | 1 | 80.28 | 2026 week 2 v Leeannacondas● This season |
| Most bench points in a season Sleeper era | Sleeper era, regular season | 4 | 371.04 | 2025 |
Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.
Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games
| Opponent | Games | W-L-T | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Burnaise Dynamics | 3† | 1-2-0 | 280.24 | 295.42 | Games → |
| Leeannacondas | 3† | 1-2-0 | 249.28 | 292.46 | Games → |
| A&T Football | 2† | 1-1-0 | 172.60 | 152.52 | Games → |
| The Fishies | 2† | 1-1-0 | 164.86 | 171.02 | Games → |
| Beer Barons | 1† | 0-1-0 | 45.20 | 69.42 | Games → |
| Kurlewis | 1† | 0-1-0 | 94.26 | 118.40 | Games → |
| Not enough cooks | 1† | 0-1-0 | 102.02 | 113.82 | Games → |
| Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 1† | 0-1-0 | 80.46 | 101.76 | Games → |
| Seamen | 1 | 1-0-0 | 143.22 | 124.54 | Games → |
| SERPION | 1† | 0-1-0 | 112.16 | 119.44 | Games → |
| Standard Deviations | 1† | 0-1-0 | 67.68 | 111.06 | Games → |
| The Aligators | 1† | 0-1-0 | 92.40 | 111.92 | Games → |
| The Dirty Birds | 1† | 1-0-0 | 130.76 | 99.22 | Games → |
| The Hatters | 1† | 1-0-0 | 124.06 | 122.96 | Games → |
| The Piggies | 1† | 0-1-0 | 60.08 | 112.56 | Games → |
†Games missing: 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.
Best and worst gamesGames with a score
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 143.22* | 2025 week 7 W 143.22–124.54 v Seamen |
| 2 | 130.76* | 2026 week 3 W 130.76–99.22 v The Dirty Birds |
| 3 | 124.06* | 2026 week 1 W 124.06–122.96 v The Hatters |
| 4 | 115.18* | 2026 week 4 L 115.18–140.98 v Burnaise Dynamics |
| 5 | 112.16* | 2025 week 5 L 112.16–119.44 v SERPION |
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 45.20* | 2025 week 11 L 45.20–69.42 v Beer Barons |
| 2 | 60.08* | 2025 week 3 L 60.08–112.56 v The Piggies |
| 3 | 67.66* | 2025 week 14 W 67.66–54.70 v Burnaise Dynamics |
| 4 | 67.68* | 2025 week 8 L 67.68–111.06 v Standard Deviations |
| 5 | 71.82* | 2026 week 2 L 71.82–103.68 v Leeannacondas |
*Only games with a score count: 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.
Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on
| NFL player | Position | Starts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chuba Hubbard | RB | 15 | 165.70 |
| Ja'Marr Chase | WR | 14 | 217.00 |
| Jared Goff | QB | 13 | 229.52 |
| Quinshon Judkins | RB | 13 | 132.20 |
| D'Andre Swift | RB | 12 | 162.60 |
| Cooper Kupp | WR | 12 | 71.50 |
| Cameron Dicker | K | 11 | 104.00 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | 10 | 61.00 |
| Quentin Johnston | WR | 9 | 62.50 |
| Pat Freiermuth | TE | 8 | 46.60 |
Starter points by position in Statsguru →
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | – | |
| 26 | 2 | Breece Hall | RB | The Fishies | – |
| 39 | 3 | George Kittle | TE | The Fishies | – |
| 64 | 4 | Chuba Hubbard | RB | – | |
| 71 | 5 | Baker Mayfield | QB | The Fishies | – |
| 96 | 6 | Cooper Kupp | WR | – | |
| 97 | 7 | Michael Pittman | WR | – | |
| 128 | 8 | Jared Goff | QB | – | |
| 135 | 9 | Quinshon Judkins | RB | The Fishies | – |
| 160 | 10 | Cameron Dicker | K | – | |
| 161 | 11 | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | – | |
| 192 | 12 | Isaac TeSlaa | WR | – | |
| 193 | 13 | Kyle Williams | WR | – | |
| 224 | 14 | Raheem Mostert | RB | – |
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 1 | Bijan Robinson | RB | ||
| 31 | 2 | Rashee Rice | WR | ||
| 34 | 3 | Malik Nabers | WR | ||
| 63 | 4 | Chuba Hubbard | RB | ||
| 66 | 5 | Kyle Pitts | TE | ||
| 95 | 6 | Caleb Williams | QB | ||
| 98 | 7 | Stefon Diggs | WR | ||
| 127 | 8 | Matthew Golden | WR | ||
| 130 | 9 | Brian Robinson | RB | ||
| 159 | 10 | Jared Goff | QB | ||
| 162 | 11 | Houston Texans | DEF | ||
| 191 | 12 | Will Reichard | K | ||
| 194 | 13 | Braelon Allen | RB | ||
| 223 | 14 | Dalton Schultz | TE |
2026 keepers: none.
Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.
From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.