SeasonPlayed on NFL.com
Format
16 teams in 4 divisions
Regular season weeks 1–14
Playoffs: top 6, weeks 15–17
Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 15–17
Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 15–16
Divisions drawn in 2023
Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds
Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left
Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded
Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded
StandingsFinal standings by division
| Franchise | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Bracket | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kurlewless (Kurlewis) | 9-5-0† | 1449.96 | 1422.86 | 6 | Playoffs | 1 |
| The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) | 10-4-0† | 1494.82 | 1265.36 | 2 | Playoffs | 2 |
| Leeannacondas | 3-11-0† | 1268.86 | 1403.94 | 9 | ||
| The Piggies | 5-9-0† | 1312.62 | 1393.92 | 16 |
| Franchise | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Bracket | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Aligators | 8-6-0† | 1395.76 | 1352.22 | 4 | Playoffs | 6 |
| SERPION | 5-9-0† | 1165.86 | 1392.10 | 8 | ||
| Mikkels Manatees | 4-10-0† | 1206.38 | 1368.90 | 10 | ||
| Yorkshire Puddings (The Yorkshire Puddings) | 7-7-0† | 1329.70 | 1339.92 | 15 |
| Franchise | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Bracket | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Hatters | 11-3-0† | 1610.22 | 1272.54 | 5 | Playoffs | 3 |
| Not Enough Cooks (Not enough cooks) | 11-3-0† | 1465.36 | 1310.02 | 1 | Playoffs | 4 |
| The Dirty Birds | 4-10-0† | 1209.46 | 1515.80 | 12 | ||
| The Fishies | 8-6-0† | 1458.50 | 1323.86 | 13 |
| Franchise | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Bracket | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard Deviations | 9-5-0† | 1553.98 | 1318.16 | 3 | Playoffs | 5 |
| The Beer Barons (Beer Barons) | 5-9-0† | 1246.58 | 1380.56 | 7 | ||
| Bearnaise Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics) | 5-9-0† | 1250.26 | 1359.22 | 11 | ||
| AT Football Team (A&T Football) | 8-6-0† | 1261.92 | 1260.86 | 14 |
†As NFL.com reported it: Weeks 1–14 have no game scores.
Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.
Brackets
Playoffs
Champion: Kurlewless (Kurlewis)
| Round | Week | Game | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Round 1 | 15 | Kurlewis beat Standard Deviations | ‡ |
| Round 1 | 15 | The Hatters beat The Aligators | ‡ |
| Semi-finals | 16 | Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Hatters | ‡ |
| Semi-finals | 16 | Kurlewis beat Not enough cooks | ‡ |
| Final | 17 | Kurlewis beat Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | ‡ |
Shit Bowl
Shit Bowl winner: SERPION recalled
NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.
Mediocre Bowl
Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown
NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.
‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.
AwardsDecided when the regular season ends
| Award | Winner | Value |
|---|---|---|
| Pick a Lane | The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) | 127 |
Not awarded this season: Nail Biter, Standard Deviation, Heartbreaker, Lucky Duck, One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.
Highs and lowsGames with a score
No game scores survive for this season.
BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week
Breakdown needs every regular-season score, and weeks 1–14 have no game scores.
Weekly results
| Week | Games |
|---|---|
| 1 | No game scores |
| 2 | No game scores |
| 3 | No game scores |
| 4 | No game scores |
| 5 | No game scores |
| 6 | No game scores |
| 7 | No game scores |
| 8 | No game scores |
| 9 | No game scores |
| 10 | No game scores |
| 11 | No game scores |
| 12 | No game scores |
| 13 | No game scores |
| 14 | No game scores |
| 15 | Playoffs: Standard Deviations v Kurlewis‡ Playoffs: The Aligators v The Hatters‡ |
| 16 | Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v The Hatters‡ Playoffs: Not enough cooks v Kurlewis‡ |
| 17 | Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v Kurlewis‡ |
Weeks 1–14 have no game scores.
DraftDraft picks and keepers
No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.