Franchise2022–
Team names
CareerRegular season
- 29-27-0
- W-L-T
- 51.8%
- Win %
- 95.71
- PF per game
- 94.47
- PA per game
- 26.0%
- Breakdown %
- 0
- Championships
- 0
- Shit Bowl winner titles
Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.
Win % counts a tie as half a win.
Breakdown % is over the 1 season with every regular-season score.
Season by season
Brackets
| Season | Bracket | Seed | Result | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Shit Bowl | Played | Week 16 L 83.78–98.90 v A&T Football Week 17 W 110.48–81.78 v The Yorkshire Puddings | |
| 2023 | Playoffs | 2 | Runner-up | Week 16 W ‡ v The Aligators Week 17 L ‡ v AT Football Team (A&T Football) |
| 2022 | Playoffs | 4 | Out in round 1 | Week 15 L ‡ v The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) |
‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.
NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.
AwardsAward tally
No awards yet.
Records heldTop 10 entries
| Record | Over | # | Figure | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Narrowest margin Scoring | All eras, all games | 7 | 0.44 | 2022 week 2 v The Hatters |
| Career win % Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 10 | 47.7% | 2022–2026 |
| Fewest wins Seasons | All eras, regular season | 4 | 3 | |
| Worst points per game Seasons | All eras, regular season | 6 | 78.86 | |
| Worst Breakdown % Seasons | All eras, regular season | 7 | 26.0% | |
| Finals reached Brackets | All eras, all games | 6 | 1 | |
| Shit Bowl appearances Brackets | Sleeper era, all games | 1 | 1 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 7 | 2 | |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 1 | 5743.54 | 2024 Inner West |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 5 | 5576.82 | 2023 Inner West |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 2 | 34 | 2024 Inner West |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 5 | 23 | 2022 Inner West |
| Best single NFL player score Sleeper era | Sleeper era, all games | 6 | 39.96 | 2025 week 7 v SERPION · Bo Nix |
Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.
Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games
| Opponent | Games | W-L-T | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Dirty Birds | 4† | 2-2-0 | 304.22 | 324.60 | Games → |
| Beer Barons | 3† | 0-3-0 | 262.30 | 298.64 | Games → |
| Kurlewis | 3† | 1-2-0 | 197.38 | 222.86 | Games → |
| Not enough cooks | 3† | 2-1-0 | 289.12 | 278.86 | Games → |
| The Aligators | 3† | 2-1-0 | 179.82‡ | 234.10 | Games → |
| A&T Football | 2† | 0-2-0 | 83.78‡ | 98.90 | Games → |
| Burnaise Dynamics | 2† | 0-2-0 | 173.54 | 223.68 | Games → |
| Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 2† | 0-2-0 | 83.80‡ | 143.60 | Games → |
| The Hatters | 2† | 1-1-0 | 180.44 | 183.84 | Games → |
| The Yorkshire Puddings | 2† | 1-1-0 | 171.02 | 164.86 | Games → |
| Leeannacondas | 1† | 0-1-0 | 91.72 | 105.42 | Games → |
| London Tanqs | 1† | 1-0-0 | 82.38 | 70.56 | Games → |
| Mikkels Manatees | 1† | 0-1-0 | 114.46 | 134.84 | Games → |
| Seamen | 1 | 0-1-0 | 87.94 | 106.52 | Games → |
| SERPION | 1† | 1-0-0 | 102.36 | 84.02 | Games → |
| Standard Deviations | 1† | 0-1-0 | 80.62 | 96.14 | Games → |
†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.
‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.
Best and worst gamesGames with a score
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 131.32* | 2022 week 4 W 131.32–86.30 v Too Many Cooks (Not enough cooks) |
| 2 | 114.46* | 2022 week 5 L 114.46–134.84 v Mikkels Manatees |
| 3 | 110.52* | 2022 week 2 W 110.52–110.08 v The Hatters |
| 4 | 110.48* | 2025 week 17 W 110.48–81.78 v The Yorkshire Puddings |
| 5 | 106.54* | 2025 week 12 W 106.54–94.72 v Not enough cooks |
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 51.26* | 2025 week 6 L 51.26–97.84 v Not enough cooks |
| 2 | 55.58* | 2025 week 8 L 55.58–69.36 v Kurlewis |
| 3 | 59.20* | 2026 week 1 L 59.20–83.46 v Kurlewis |
| 4 | 60.54* | 2025 week 1 L 60.54–83.08 v The Yorkshire Puddings |
| 5 | 66.86* | 2022 week 6 W 66.86–60.06 v The Dirty Birds |
*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.
Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on
| NFL player | Position | Starts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | 15 | 211.20 |
| Bo Nix | QB | 14 | 252.62 |
| Zach Charbonnet | RB | 14 | 151.10 |
| Tyler Allgeier | RB | 12 | 83.80 |
| Atlanta Falcons | DEF | 9 | 51.00 |
| Taysom Hill | TE | 9 | 16.36 |
| Cairo Santos | K | 8 | 72.00 |
| Rashid Shaheed | WR | 8 | 56.70 |
| Christian Watson | WR | 5 | 67.90 |
| Isiah Pacheco | RB | 5 | 36.70 |
Starter points by position in Statsguru →
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 1 | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | – | |
| 32 | 2 | James Conner | RB | The Yorkshire Puddings | – |
| 33 | 3 | Isiah Pacheco | RB | The Yorkshire Puddings | – |
| 58 | 4 | Zach Charbonnet | RB | – | |
| 65 | 5 | Calvin Ridley | WR | The Yorkshire Puddings | – |
| 90 | 6 | Bo Nix | QB | – | |
| 103 | 7 | Evan Engram | TE | – | |
| 122 | 8 | Rashid Shaheed | WR | – | |
| 129 | 9 | Christian Kirk | WR | The Yorkshire Puddings | – |
| 154 | 10 | Tyler Allgeier | RB | – | |
| 167 | 11 | Pat Bryant | WR | – | |
| 186 | 12 | Keaton Mitchell | RB | – | |
| 199 | 13 | Jarquez Hunter | RB | – | |
| 218 | 14 | Younghoe Koo | K | – |
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | 1 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | ||
| 26 | 2 | Travis Etienne | RB | ||
| 39 | 3 | Quinshon Judkins | RB | ||
| 58 | 4 | Jaylen Warren | RB | ||
| 71 | 5 | Josh Jacobs | RB | ||
| 90 | 6 | Josh Downs | WR | ||
| 103 | 7 | KC Concepcion | WR | ||
| 122 | 8 | Matthew Stafford | QB | ||
| 135 | 9 | Ja'Kobi Lane | WR | ||
| 154 | 10 | David Njoku | TE | ||
| 167 | 11 | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | ||
| 186 | 12 | Caleb Douglas | WR | ||
| 199 | 13 | Travis Hunter | DB | ||
| 218 | 14 | Chris Boswell | K |
2026 keepers: none.
Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.
From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.