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2022

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–14

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 15–17

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 15–17

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 15–16

Divisions drawn in 2022 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings by division

East Coast
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
SERPION	12-2-0^†	1464.98	1258.82	1	Playoffs	1
Mikkels Manatees	6-8-0^†	1283.36	1443.68			12
The Aligators	7-7-0^†	1380.70	1458.18			14
Standard Deviations	7-7-0^†	1350.50	1286.88			15

Inner West
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Fresno Fish Heads (The Fishies)	8-6-0^†	1359.74	1265.90	4	Playoffs	6
The Dirty Birds	5-9-0^†	1293.36	1279.50			8
Too Many Cooks (Not enough cooks)	4-10-0^†	1199.88	1309.92			9
The Hatters	6-8-0^†	1198.28	1275.66			11

International
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Bearnaise Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics)	9-5-0^†	1378.38	1245.66	3	Playoffs	3
London Tanqs	8-6-0^†	1288.82	1330.04	6	Playoffs	5
The Beer Barons (Beer Barons)	3-11-0^†	1222.74	1430.90			10
AT Football Team (A&T Football)	7-7-0^†	1517.70	1395.90			13

Miscellaneous
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Kurlewless (Kurlewis)	9-5-0^†	1311.08	1231.82	2	Playoffs	2
The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	9-5-0^†	1413.90	1326.18	5	Playoffs	4
The Piggies	6-8-0^†	1072.52	1230.34			7
Leeannacondas	6-8-0^†	1413.28	1379.84			16

†As NFL.com reported it: Weeks 10–14 have no game scores.

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: SERPION

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	15	Burnaise Dynamics beat London Tanqs	^‡
Round 1	15	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Fishies	^‡
Semi-finals	16	SERPION beat Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	^‡
Semi-finals	16	Kurlewis beat Burnaise Dynamics	^‡
Final	17	SERPION beat Kurlewis	^‡

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: The Beer Barons (Beer Barons) recalled

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Pick a Lane	The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	111

Not awarded this season: Nail Biter, Standard Deviation, Heartbreaker, Lucky Duck, One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	156.72	Burnaise Dynamics	Week 2 v A&T Football
Lowest score	36.30	London Tanqs	Week 9 v SERPION
Biggest win	83.92	Standard Deviations	Week 4 v The Aligators
Narrowest win	0.32	Beer Barons	Week 8 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬

*Only games with a score count: weeks 10–14 have no game scores.

Burnaise Dynamics’s 2022 week 1 game v Not enough cooks is left out: It was tanked on purpose for a better waiver position.

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Breakdown needs every regular-season score, and weeks 10–14 have no game scores.

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Standard Deviations 77.30–65.32 A&T Football The Aligators 117.02–101.66 Beer Barons SERPION 89.16–68.10 Kurlewis Mikkels Manatees 119.78–102.86 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Piggies 92.82–127.58 The Dirty Birds Leeannacondas 115.40–45.68 The Hatters Not enough cooks 116.48–0.00 Burnaise Dynamics The Fishies 82.38–70.56 London Tanqs
2	Standard Deviations 64.26–116.18 Mikkels Manatees London Tanqs 103.94–97.86 Beer Barons The Aligators 117.62–127.38 SERPION Burnaise Dynamics 156.72–101.86 A&T Football Kurlewis 85.96–76.80 Leeannacondas The Piggies 114.68–55.20 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Not enough cooks 93.90–77.24 The Dirty Birds The Fishies 110.52–110.08 The Hatters
3	Beer Barons 81.18–108.70 Kurlewis Standard Deviations 85.36–81.54 Not enough cooks Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 96.56–87.60 A&T Football London Tanqs 96.04–120.98 Leeannacondas SERPION 65.84–103.56 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 95.82–70.90 The Dirty Birds Burnaise Dynamics 119.12–75.56 The Piggies The Fishies 99.40–83.80 The Aligators
4	Standard Deviations 139.78–55.86 The Aligators London Tanqs 59.10–131.36 Burnaise Dynamics The Dirty Birds 76.56–91.36 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 78.02–138.02 SERPION Kurlewis 139.54–85.98 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Piggies 107.26–94.36 Leeannacondas A&T Football 125.78–74.40 Beer Barons Not enough cooks 86.30–131.32 The Fishies
5	Beer Barons 124.00–64.64 The Piggies Standard Deviations 105.16–109.04 The Hatters Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 104.70–98.12 London Tanqs The Dirty Birds 79.28–80.26 The Aligators Mikkels Manatees 134.84–114.46 The Fishies Burnaise Dynamics 93.76–97.58 Kurlewis Leeannacondas 126.58–110.88 A&T Football Not enough cooks 90.34–92.46 SERPION
6	Standard Deviations 73.92–89.64 SERPION Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 123.98–94.52 Leeannacondas London Tanqs 74.48–108.60 A&T Football The Dirty Birds 60.06–66.86 The Fishies Mikkels Manatees 75.70–52.90 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 85.00–75.66 Beer Barons The Piggies 70.00–87.74 Kurlewis Not enough cooks 55.12–99.30 The Hatters
7	Beer Barons 80.44–106.38 SERPION Standard Deviations 119.68–80.20 Burnaise Dynamics Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 125.16–79.86 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 113.50–83.96 The Aligators Kurlewis 86.76–56.42 The Hatters The Piggies 70.20–69.00 Not enough cooks A&T Football 155.54–73.64 Mikkels Manatees The Fishies 91.72–105.42 Leeannacondas
8	Beer Barons 117.56–117.24 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Standard Deviations 96.14–80.62 The Fishies SERPION 108.80–110.68 The Dirty Birds Mikkels Manatees 66.54–106.94 The Hatters Burnaise Dynamics 132.12–101.12 Leeannacondas The Piggies 64.82–104.64 London Tanqs A&T Football 143.88–111.38 Kurlewis Not enough cooks 89.24–114.60 The Aligators
9	Beer Barons 105.22–81.38 The Hatters Standard Deviations 70.60–45.50 The Piggies SERPION 110.26–36.30 London Tanqs Burnaise Dynamics 96.72–86.36 Mikkels Manatees A&T Football 89.64–143.20 The Dirty Birds Leeannacondas 137.94–83.42 The Aligators Not enough cooks 63.00–82.50 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Fishies 82.60–70.04 Kurlewis
10	No game scores
11	No game scores
12	No game scores
13	No game scores
14	No game scores
15	Playoffs: Burnaise Dynamics v London Tanqs^‡ Playoffs: The Fishies v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬^‡
16	Playoffs: SERPION v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬^‡ Playoffs: Kurlewis v Burnaise Dynamics^‡
17	Playoffs: SERPION v Kurlewis^‡

Weeks 10–14 have no game scores.

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.

Documents

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