Franchise2013–

Kurlewis

Active · 14 seasons, 2013–2026

Division: Group C

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026Kurlewis
2025Kurlewis
2024Kurlewless
2023Kurlewless
2022Kurlewless
2021Kurlewless
2020The Kurt Locker
2019Jumping the Chark
2018The Stafford wives
2017Unleash the DemoGordon
2016Thomas the Tank Engine
2015Barth Vader defies physics
2014Kung Fu Russel
2013My Ball Zach Ertz

CareerRegular season

80-96-0
W-L-T
45.5%
Win %
94.05
PF per game
97.05
PA per game
41.7%
Breakdown %
1
Championships
1
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 10 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group C1-3-0371.78430.98
2025Group C5-9-01142.181429.44
2024Central9-5-0†1449.961422.8661
2023Central7-7-0†1365.701304.0615
2022Miscellaneous9-5-0†1311.081231.8222
2021Regional3-11-01288.301371.78210
2020Regional8-5-01323.201232.7654
2019East6-7-01287.101235.9248
2018Metropolitan4-9-01160.001298.5659
2017North6-7-01175.701182.7415
2016North6-7-01174.521336.7648
2015North6-7-01200.601270.92512
2014Division 15-9-01232.901465.9035
2013Division 16-8-01441.821298.1026

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025Shit BowlPlayed

Week 16 W 118.40–94.26 v The Yorkshire Puddings

2024Playoffs6Champion

Week 15 W ‡ v Standard Deviations

Week 16 W ‡ v Not Enough Cooks (Not enough cooks)

Week 17 W ‡ v The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

2022Playoffs2Runner-up

Week 16 W ‡ v Bearnaise Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics)

Week 17 L ‡ v SERPION

2020Playoffs5Out in the semi-finals

Week 14 W 113.30–81.64 v Kandys Konservative Koalition (A&T Football)

Week 15 L 107.62–121.02 v Burnmore Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics)

2016Shit BowlShit Bowl winner

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Standard Deviation12013
Lucky Duck12025

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score ScoringAll eras, all games6171.082013 week 1 v London Tanqs
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games100.562018 week 1 v Not enough cooks
Lowest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games9118.642021 week 10 v Not enough cooks
Career wins Results and streaksAll eras, all games8872013–2026
Longest losing streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season482018 week 10–2019 week 4
Longest losing streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season772020 week 13–2021 week 6
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season43
Worst points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season981.58
Worst Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season827.3%
Unluckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season6-19.5%
Championships BracketsAll eras, all games41
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games52
Shit Bowl winner titles BracketsAll eras, all games31
Shit Bowl appearances BracketsSleeper era, all games11
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games27
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games775.0% v London Tanqs
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games119 v Burnaise Dynamics
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season35584.522025 Group C
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season65526.262024 Central
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season3322019 East
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season5312016 North
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season5312018 Metropolitan
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302017 North
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302022 Miscellaneous
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season104934.222020 Regional
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242015 North

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Burnaise Dynamics19†6-13-01691.38‡1891.98Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬15†7-8-01507.90‡1528.20Games →
Standard Deviations14†4-10-01144.98‡1332.26Games →
SERPION12†6-6-0981.44‡1021.26Games →
The Hatters11†5-6-01015.061080.84Games →
Mikkels Manatees10†3-7-0899.361006.44Games →
A&T Football9†6-3-0912.42857.18Games →
Beer Barons9†4-5-0803.50784.04Games →
London Tanqs8†6-2-0818.62698.68Games →
Not enough cooks8†4-4-0620.96‡693.32Games →
The Aligators8†1-7-0751.64824.38Games →
The Piggies8†5-3-0696.42698.32Games →
The Dirty Birds7†4-3-0634.10631.90Games →
Leeannacondas6†3-3-0552.52565.36Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice31-2-0281.96256.02Games →
Seamen30-3-0255.16362.62Games →
The Fishies3†2-1-0222.86197.38Games →
The Claireville Cougars10-1-084.54106.12Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings1†1-0-0118.4094.26Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1171.08*2013 week 1 W 171.08–92.78 v Jordy Shore (London Tanqs)
2149.96*2019 week 7 W 149.96–77.94 v Rolling with Mahomies (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
3141.00*2020 week 9 W 141.00–93.48 v The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
4139.54*2022 week 4 W 139.54–85.98 v The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
5136.92*2017 week 2 W 136.92–93.30 v DIGGS IS HOW WE DO IT (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
150.70*2021 week 10 L 50.70–67.94 v Too Many Cooks (Not enough cooks)
256.98*2015 week 4 L 56.98–89.60 v Spare the rod spoil the child (Burnaise Dynamics)
359.30*2017 week 3 L 59.30–106.12 v lynching jordies (The Hatters)
462.54*2025 week 9 L 62.54–77.22 v Standard Deviations
563.52*2016 week 2 L 63.52–117.22 v All you Snead is love (Not enough cooks)

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
Brandon AubreyK15141.00
Ashton JeantyRB14192.20
Courtland SuttonWR14154.90
T.J. HockensonTE1478.70
DK MetcalfWR13123.60
Denver BroncosDEF1187.00
Tre TuckerWR1168.70
Kyler MurrayQB577.78
Ty JohnsonRB533.20
Lamar JacksonQB479.08

Starter points by position in Statsguru →

2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
101Ashton JeantyRB–
232Tyreek HillWR–
423DK MetcalfWR–
554Courtland SuttonWR–
745T.J. HockensonTE–
876Brian RobinsonRB–
1067Kyler MurrayQB–
1198Brandon AubreyK–
1389Trey BensonRB–
15110Denver BroncosDEF–
17011Adam ThielenWR–
18312Tyler LockettWR–
20213Dameon PierceRB–
21514Alec PierceWR–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
121De'Von AchaneRB
212Drake LondonWR
443Emeka EgbukaWR
534Lamar JacksonQB
765J.K. DobbinsRB
856Chris GodwinWR
1087Aaron JonesRB
1178Kyle MonangaiRB
1409Jalen NailorWR
14910Jake FergusonTE
17211New England PatriotsDEF
18112Jerry JeudyWR
20413Spencer ShraderK
21314Roschon JohnsonRB

2026 keepers: none.

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Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.