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2014

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Format

12 teams in one division

Regular season weeks 1–14

Playoffs: top 4, weeks 15–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 4, weeks 15–16

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: The top 4 as NFL.com seeded them: 1 v 4 and 2 v 3, the winners meet

Shit Bowl: The bottom 4; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings

Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
SERPION	9-5-0	1546.38	1417.04	3	Playoffs	1
IT'S ON LIKE NDAMUKONG (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	8-6-0	1545.46	1528.70	4	Playoffs	2
Rivers of Babylon (The Piggies)	10-4-0	1671.82	1557.86	1	Playoffs	3
Jordy 'Shaw (The Dirty Birds)	10-4-0	1605.34	1388.40	2	Playoffs	4
Kung Fu Russel (Kurlewis)	5-9-0	1232.90	1465.90			5
Settlers of Catanzaro (The Hatters)	5-9-0	1510.40	1604.06			6
JOSH GORDON'S GANJA ARMY (Standard Deviations)	5-9-0	1423.02	1473.56			7
Doug and the Staff Infections (Burnaise Dynamics)	4-10-0	1201.94	1351.34			8
Players of Fortetude (Mikkels Manatees)	8-6-0	1441.36	1450.74			9
In The Aeroplane Over Vereen (Beer Barons)	7-7-0	1432.78	1343.14			10
The Alligators (The Aligators)	7-7-0	1453.44	1445.76			11
Sanu Improved and Peytonted (London Tanqs)	6-8-0	1478.36	1516.70			12

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: SERPION

Round	Week	Game	Score
Semi-finals	15	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Piggies	122.02–90.58
Semi-finals	15	SERPION beat The Dirty Birds	89.50–85.80
Final	16	SERPION beat Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	97.98–88.22

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Doug and the Staff Infections (Burnaise Dynamics)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	Sanu Improved and Peytonted (London Tanqs)	14.90
Standard Deviation	Rivers of Babylon (The Piggies)	28.93
Heartbreaker	Jordy 'Shaw (The Dirty Birds)	105.03
Lucky Duck	Doug and the Staff Infections (Burnaise Dynamics)	104.11
Pick a Lane	IT'S ON LIKE NDAMUKONG (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	84

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	165.08	The Piggies	Week 5 v The Hatters
Lowest score	40.50	Burnaise Dynamics	Week 12 v The Dirty Birds
Biggest win	90.12	SERPION	Week 14 v The Piggies
Narrowest win	0.98	The Piggies	Week 6 v Standard Deviations

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
The Piggies	107-46-1	10-4-0	+1.6
The Dirty Birds	101-53-0	10-4-0	+5.8
SERPION	91-63-0	9-5-0	+5.2
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	90-64-0	8-6-0	-1.3
London Tanqs	87-67-0	6-8-0	-13.6
The Hatters	79-74-1	5-9-0	-15.9
Mikkels Manatees	75-79-0	8-6-0	+8.4
Standard Deviations	75-79-0	5-9-0	-13.0
The Aligators	72-82-0	7-7-0	+3.2
Beer Barons	66-88-0	7-7-0	+7.1
Kurlewis	42-112-0	5-9-0	+8.4
Burnaise Dynamics	38-116-0	4-10-0	+3.9

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Beer Barons 101.38–104.18 Standard Deviations Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 96.30–154.50 The Piggies London Tanqs 116.86–108.46 The Hatters The Aligators 107.72–88.84 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 88.06–67.94 Burnaise Dynamics SERPION 121.52–100.36 Mikkels Manatees
2	Standard Deviations 106.92–94.98 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 100.04–91.34 Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics 71.74–67.36 Mikkels Manatees Kurlewis 74.82–64.44 SERPION The Hatters 124.64–141.34 The Dirty Birds The Piggies 113.28–106.18 The Aligators
3	Beer Barons 76.10–111.72 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 86.80–93.92 The Aligators The Dirty Birds 103.68–97.74 Standard Deviations SERPION 120.34–95.50 The Piggies Mikkels Manatees 119.06–95.50 The Hatters Burnaise Dynamics 102.64–77.90 Kurlewis
4	Standard Deviations 76.96–90.38 Mikkels Manatees Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 104.68–101.72 SERPION London Tanqs 130.16–139.48 The Dirty Birds The Aligators 99.30–125.90 Beer Barons The Hatters 74.14–124.92 Kurlewis The Piggies 115.48–100.72 Burnaise Dynamics
5	Beer Barons 77.58–91.34 The Dirty Birds Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 74.10–124.34 Burnaise Dynamics SERPION 131.54–105.64 The Aligators Mikkels Manatees 108.70–101.76 London Tanqs Kurlewis 67.54–127.62 Standard Deviations The Hatters 88.06–165.08 The Piggies
6	Standard Deviations 123.72–124.70 The Piggies Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 135.26–84.34 The Hatters London Tanqs 100.08–102.52 Kurlewis The Aligators 87.52–71.50 Burnaise Dynamics The Dirty Birds 105.96–109.54 Mikkels Manatees SERPION 99.44–96.32 Beer Barons
7	Beer Barons 117.52–127.94 Mikkels Manatees Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 96.20–82.50 Standard Deviations Burnaise Dynamics 62.46–68.62 SERPION Kurlewis 72.52–118.60 The Dirty Birds The Hatters 112.40–92.38 The Aligators The Piggies 121.46–92.28 London Tanqs
8	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 116.74–132.84 London Tanqs The Aligators 124.14–96.10 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 128.62–131.98 The Piggies SERPION 127.36–118.58 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 130.26–82.06 Kurlewis Burnaise Dynamics 92.40–117.54 Beer Barons
9	Beer Barons 76.16–68.48 Kurlewis Standard Deviations 104.66–99.56 SERPION Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 106.94–122.96 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 106.42–99.48 The Aligators The Hatters 144.76–95.40 Burnaise Dynamics The Piggies 112.12–101.12 Mikkels Manatees
10	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 120.74–94.82 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 138.40–98.48 The Aligators SERPION 103.76–102.20 London Tanqs Burnaise Dynamics 117.72–86.36 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 67.98–148.48 The Piggies The Hatters 90.88–119.24 Beer Barons
11	Beer Barons 118.04–71.92 The Piggies Standard Deviations 89.28–117.60 The Hatters Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 107.62–81.32 Kurlewis London Tanqs 86.46–81.28 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 128.80–71.78 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 97.14–118.92 SERPION
12	Standard Deviations 75.42–105.40 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 131.62–149.24 The Piggies Mikkels Manatees 148.96–108.62 SERPION Burnaise Dynamics 40.50–112.46 The Dirty Birds Kurlewis 72.94–87.90 The Aligators The Hatters 111.00–123.88 London Tanqs
13	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 132.76–111.76 Beer Barons London Tanqs 101.40–142.30 Standard Deviations The Aligators 118.88–94.20 The Piggies The Dirty Birds 88.42–102.20 The Hatters SERPION 116.54–131.84 Kurlewis Mikkels Manatees 105.50–69.60 Burnaise Dynamics
14	Standard Deviations 109.26–128.88 The Dirty Birds Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 135.66–103.10 The Aligators London Tanqs 77.32–98.50 Beer Barons Kurlewis 119.22–103.70 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 137.84–65.58 Mikkels Manatees The Piggies 73.88–164.00 SERPION
15	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 122.02–90.58 The Piggies Playoffs: The Dirty Birds 85.80–89.50 SERPION
16	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 88.22–97.98 SERPION

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.