Franchise2012–

The Dirty Birds

Active · 15 seasons, 2012–2026

Division: Group B

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026The Dirty Birds
2025The Dirty Birds
2024The Dirty Birds
2023The Dirty Birds
2022The Dirty Birds
2021The Dirty Birds
2020The Dirty Birds
2019The Action Jackson Show
2018Harder Breida Faster Stronger
2017Murray'd with Children
2016Donte Go Breaking My Heart
2015The Sinking Ship
2014Jordy 'Shaw
2013The Sprockets
2012The Lynchpin

CareerRegular season

82-108-0
W-L-T
43.2%
Win %
94.07
PF per game
97.93
PA per game
44.5%
Breakdown %
0
Championships
2
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 11 seasons with every regular-season score.

A disputed title counts for nobody until it is settled.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group B3-1-0431.40348.44
2025Group B9-5-01337.701202.62
2024Inner West4-10-0†1209.461515.80312
2023Inner West4-10-0†1270.901358.0218
2022Inner West5-9-0†1293.361279.5048
2021Inner West7-7-01543.001425.1268
2020Metro5-8-01039.901295.7628
2019South6-7-01300.781326.4215
2018West6-7-01227.721313.12610
2017West3-10-01054.241198.7629
2016South8-5-01171.041081.4863
2015West2-11-01080.441282.48110
2014Division 110-4-01605.341388.4024
2013Division 17-7-01326.421480.0210
2012Division 16-8-01412.621458.9010

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025PlayoffsOut in the semi-finals

Week 15 W 121.76–65.18 v Beer Barons

Week 16 L 81.36–120.70 v Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

2023Shit BowlShit Bowl winner recalled
2021Shit BowlShit Bowl winner? Disputed
2016Playoffs6Out in the semi-finals

Week 14 W 88.90–69.18 v The Aligators

Week 15 L 96.14–110.32 v SERPION

2015Shit BowlShit Bowl winner
2014Playoffs2Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 L 85.80–89.50 v SERPION

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Nail Biter12012
Heartbreaker12014
Lucky Duck22012, 2016

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score ScoringAll eras, all games2201.162019 week 1 v Beer Barons
Lowest score ScoringAll eras, all games842.602015 week 10 v The Piggies
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games10128.622014 week 8 v The Piggies
Biggest margin ScoringAll eras, all games2114.322019 week 1 v Beer Barons
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games20.222012 week 9 v London Tanqs
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games5288.002019 week 1 v Beer Barons
Lowest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games2101.282015 week 10 v The Piggies
Career wins Results and streaksAll eras, all games8872012–2026
Longest losing streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season392015 week 5–2015 week 13
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season3102021 week 2–2021 week 11
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season22
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season43
Most points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season81605.34
Fewest points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season51039.90
Fewest points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season61054.24
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season101515.80
Fewest points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season11081.48
Worst points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season779.99
Worst points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season881.10
Worst Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season625.6%
Luckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season4+22.1%
Unluckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season9-17.6%
Shit Bowl winner titles BracketsAll eras, all games22
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games18
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games775.0% v Mooreccan chicken with rice
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Not enough cooks
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season15743.542024 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season25665.842021 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season55576.822023 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season105426.122018 West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season1352021 Inner West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season2342024 Inner West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302018 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season24696.842016 South
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season54789.042017 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season84818.602015 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season5232022 Inner West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242015 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242016 South
Most bench points in a season Sleeper eraSleeper era, regular season7337.722025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Not enough cooks15†6-9-01439.081436.18Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬15†8-7-01565.941547.36Games →
SERPION14†4-10-01410.921526.76Games →
The Hatters14†4-10-01220.021433.54Games →
Burnaise Dynamics11†3-8-01018.541212.10Games →
London Tanqs11†4-7-01007.921086.42Games →
Beer Barons10†7-3-01057.88871.00Games →
Mikkels Manatees10†5-5-0910.92924.24Games →
Standard Deviations10†7-3-01036.601011.52Games →
The Aligators10†3-7-0868.44945.62Games →
The Piggies10†5-5-0909.50878.94Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice86-2-0763.44672.48Games →
Kurlewis7†3-4-0631.90634.10Games →
Leeannacondas7†4-3-0726.86679.78Games →
A&T Football5†3-2-0452.24417.40Games →
The Fishies4†2-2-0324.60304.22Games →
The Claireville Cougars32-1-0301.38305.38Games →
Seamen11-0-084.5283.22Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings1†0-1-099.22130.76Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1201.16*2019 week 1 W 201.16–86.84 v We're in Evan (Beer Barons)
2148.76*2013 week 1 W 148.76–125.82 v SERPION
3143.20*2022 week 9 W 143.20–89.64 v AT Football Team (A&T Football)
4141.34*2014 week 2 W 141.34–124.64 v Settlers of Catanzaro (The Hatters)
5139.48*2014 week 4 W 139.48–130.16 v Sanu Improved and Peytonted (London Tanqs)
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
142.60*2015 week 10 L 42.60–58.68 v Abdullah Akbar (The Piggies)
246.42*2025 week 8 L 46.42–102.52 v The Hatters
349.70*2015 week 1 L 49.70–118.74 v The Aligators
451.04*2013 week 8 L 51.04–98.66 v My Ball Zach Ertz (Kurlewis)
552.76*2020 week 9 L 52.76–102.94 v Piggy's Mixon match lolly bar (The Piggies)

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
Kyren WilliamsRB19300.40
Dak PrescottQB15290.40
David MontgomeryRB15143.92
DJ MooreWR15142.38
Jake FergusonTE15139.00
Wan'Dale RobinsonWR12119.50
Rico DowdleRB10137.30
Baltimore RavensDEF733.00
Tyler LoopK643.00
Jerry JeudyWR640.10

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2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
151Malik NabersWR–
182Kyren WilliamsRB–
473David MontgomeryRB–
504DJ MooreWR–
795Jerry JeudyWR–
826Dak PrescottQB–
1117Jake FergusonTE–
1148Josh DownsWR–
1439Bhayshul TutenRB–
14610Rico DowdleRB–
17511Baltimore RavensDEF–
17812Rashod BatemanWR–
20713Tyler LoopK–
21014Wan'Dale RobinsonWR–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
91Amon-Ra St. BrownWR
242Kyren WilliamsRB
413Garrett WilsonWR
564TreVeyon HendersonRB
735Jacory Croskey-MerrittRB
886Alec PierceWR
1057Jaxson DartQB
1208Wan'Dale RobinsonWR
1379Rashid ShaheedWR
15210Kayshon BoutteWR
16911Malik WashingtonWR
18412Cam LittleK
20113Detroit LionsDEF
21614Chig OkonkwoTE

2026 keepers: none.

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Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.