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2016

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–13

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 14–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 14–16

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 14–15

Divisions drawn in 2016 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings by division

East
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Leeannacondas	9-4-0	1496.58	1355.54	5	Playoffs	5
The Aligators	9-4-0	1267.36	1126.76	3	Playoffs	6
Meet the Winstons (Beer Barons)	5-8-0	1192.46	1239.86			12
Gotta catch Jamaal (The Piggies)	5-8-0	1244.52	1324.74			15

North
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Can we Fitz it- yes we Charcan (The Hatters)	10-3-0	1530.80	1257.64	2	Playoffs	1
Thomas the Tank Engine (Kurlewis)	6-7-0	1174.52	1336.76			8
All you Snead is love (Not enough cooks)	8-5-0	1257.34	1149.08			13
Fire Up the Coleman Grill (Mikkels Manatees)	7-6-0	1249.18	1148.40			14

South
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
SERPION	11-2-0	1343.40	1169.54	1	Playoffs	2
Donte Go Breaking My Heart (The Dirty Birds)	8-5-0	1171.04	1081.48	6	Playoffs	3
Ah Maclin you've done it again (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	0-13-0	993.78	1462.00			7
The Adams Family (London Tanqs)	5-8-0	1188.62	1331.58			11

West
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Teifert Fever (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	8-5-0	1217.06	1115.30	4	Playoffs	4
Gordon Ramseys Cooking Wares (Burnaise Dynamics)	5-8-0	1356.40	1416.58			9
Daisy Duke Johnsons on Top (Standard Deviations)	3-10-0	1091.36	1249.44			10
Forte Year Old Virgin (A&T Football)	5-8-0	1287.28	1297.00			16

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: Can we Fitz it- yes we Charcan (The Hatters)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	14	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat Leeannacondas	75.24–70.62
Round 1	14	The Dirty Birds beat The Aligators	88.90–69.18
Semi-finals	15	The Hatters beat Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	78.12–68.58
Semi-finals	15	SERPION beat The Dirty Birds	110.32–96.14
Final	16	The Hatters beat SERPION	116.46–74.56

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Thomas the Tank Engine (Kurlewis)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	Meet the Winstons (Beer Barons)	14.91
Standard Deviation	Gotta catch Jamaal (The Piggies)	25.54
Heartbreaker	Can we Fitz it- yes we Charcan (The Hatters)	98.37
Lucky Duck	Donte Go Breaking My Heart (The Dirty Birds)	97.31
Pick a Lane	Teifert Fever (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	69

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	150.66	The Hatters	Week 1 v Mooreccan chicken with rice
Lowest score	47.62	Not enough cooks	Week 5 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Biggest win	90.52	Leeannacondas	Week 9 v Mooreccan chicken with rice
Narrowest win	0.44	Leeannacondas	Week 1 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
The Hatters	161-34-0	10-3-0	-5.6
Leeannacondas	141-54-0	9-4-0	-3.1
SERPION	120-74-1	11-2-0	+22.8
Burnaise Dynamics	120-75-0	5-8-0	-23.1
The Aligators	104-91-0	9-4-0	+15.9
A&T Football	102-92-1	5-8-0	-14.1
Not enough cooks	100-95-0	8-5-0	+10.3
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	100-95-0	8-5-0	+10.3
The Piggies	96-99-0	5-8-0	-10.8
Mikkels Manatees	94-101-0	7-6-0	+5.6
London Tanqs	84-111-0	5-8-0	-4.6
Kurlewis	81-114-0	6-7-0	+4.6
Beer Barons	80-115-0	5-8-0	-2.6
The Dirty Birds	77-118-0	8-5-0	+22.1
Standard Deviations	57-138-0	3-10-0	-6.2
Mooreccan chicken with rice	42-153-0	0-13-0	-21.5

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Beer Barons 118.04–98.00 A&T Football Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 105.66–106.10 Leeannacondas The Aligators 99.32–81.48 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 90.14–70.20 Standard Deviations SERPION 96.94–124.16 Not enough cooks Mikkels Manatees 99.02–76.04 The Piggies Burnaise Dynamics 130.00–95.10 London Tanqs Mooreccan chicken with rice 107.32–150.66 The Hatters
2	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 98.22–87.76 Standard Deviations London Tanqs 77.68–95.46 SERPION The Aligators 65.28–64.52 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 105.72–94.96 Mooreccan chicken with rice Mikkels Manatees 71.56–112.94 The Hatters Kurlewis 63.52–117.22 Not enough cooks The Piggies 145.54–123.76 Leeannacondas A&T Football 130.50–93.06 Burnaise Dynamics
3	Beer Barons 102.70–104.54 London Tanqs Standard Deviations 82.96–136.30 The Hatters Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 83.50–121.42 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 114.24–94.76 Leeannacondas SERPION 125.38–109.06 The Aligators Kurlewis 109.30–105.70 A&T Football The Piggies 108.78–73.16 Mooreccan chicken with rice Not enough cooks 101.18–74.38 Burnaise Dynamics
4	Beer Barons 103.06–149.08 Leeannacondas Standard Deviations 82.18–103.40 Burnaise Dynamics Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 61.44–101.22 A&T Football London Tanqs 77.56–63.64 The Dirty Birds The Aligators 82.32–86.78 The Piggies SERPION 124.82–93.96 Mooreccan chicken with rice Kurlewis 66.24–116.80 Mikkels Manatees Not enough cooks 119.80–121.52 The Hatters
5	Beer Barons 85.36–81.78 Mooreccan chicken with rice Standard Deviations 82.86–86.16 Kurlewis Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 94.66–47.62 Not enough cooks The Dirty Birds 83.56–89.28 The Aligators SERPION 120.76–129.08 Leeannacondas Burnaise Dynamics 103.30–139.38 Mikkels Manatees The Piggies 128.62–90.08 London Tanqs A&T Football 89.50–121.44 The Hatters
6	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 59.56–90.86 Burnaise Dynamics London Tanqs 133.88–65.70 Mooreccan chicken with rice The Aligators 92.10–66.84 Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds 84.60–103.82 SERPION Kurlewis 125.32–113.34 The Hatters The Piggies 109.36–114.08 Beer Barons A&T Football 100.40–79.76 Standard Deviations Not enough cooks 87.28–71.84 Mikkels Manatees
7	Standard Deviations 73.44–126.76 Not enough cooks Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 94.24–115.84 Kurlewis London Tanqs 89.92–131.14 Leeannacondas The Aligators 101.42–82.60 Mooreccan chicken with rice The Dirty Birds 81.38–72.66 Beer Barons SERPION 88.98–82.92 The Piggies Burnaise Dynamics 115.92–123.58 The Hatters A&T Football 87.54–79.50 Mikkels Manatees
8	Beer Barons 69.10–81.38 Not enough cooks Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 114.34–57.70 Mooreccan chicken with rice London Tanqs 85.80–92.04 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 105.00–75.02 Mikkels Manatees Burnaise Dynamics 87.82–92.40 The Aligators The Piggies 74.58–120.32 Standard Deviations A&T Football 103.20–121.92 SERPION Leeannacondas 126.08–107.40 The Hatters
9	Beer Barons 65.82–75.86 SERPION Standard Deviations 66.86–92.38 Mikkels Manatees Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 97.68–74.38 The Hatters London Tanqs 63.24–148.82 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 115.36–111.28 Kurlewis The Piggies 50.96–95.90 The Dirty Birds A&T Football 75.86–104.10 Not enough cooks Leeannacondas 145.48–54.96 Mooreccan chicken with rice
10	Standard Deviations 77.22–92.48 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 115.94–73.04 The Piggies London Tanqs 98.06–121.04 The Hatters The Dirty Birds 106.90–105.74 Not enough cooks SERPION 103.74–66.20 Kurlewis Burnaise Dynamics 113.22–138.78 Leeannacondas Mooreccan chicken with rice 52.10–95.36 Mikkels Manatees A&T Football 122.82–77.82 The Aligators
11	Beer Barons 94.04–110.50 The Piggies Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 112.34–104.08 Burnaise Dynamics London Tanqs 105.78–96.00 Mooreccan chicken with rice The Aligators 80.20–82.20 Leeannacondas SERPION 92.58–86.28 The Dirty Birds Mikkels Manatees 93.24–96.98 Not enough cooks Kurlewis 65.34–121.70 The Hatters A&T Football 78.52–96.24 Standard Deviations
12	Beer Barons 135.94–106.34 Leeannacondas Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 96.72–68.08 A&T Football The Aligators 130.20–104.86 The Piggies The Dirty Birds 74.48–96.96 London Tanqs SERPION 111.20–76.56 Mooreccan chicken with rice Mikkels Manatees 116.70–102.06 Kurlewis Burnaise Dynamics 87.34–104.36 Standard Deviations Not enough cooks 81.14–117.94 The Hatters
13	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 82.76–67.20 Standard Deviations London Tanqs 70.02–81.94 SERPION The Aligators 99.14–74.66 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 79.20–56.98 Mooreccan chicken with rice Mikkels Manatees 76.96–108.56 The Hatters Kurlewis 89.74–63.98 Not enough cooks A&T Football 125.94–137.66 Burnaise Dynamics Leeannacondas 96.94–92.54 The Piggies
14	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 75.24–70.62 Leeannacondas Playoffs: The Aligators 69.18–88.90 The Dirty Birds
15	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 68.58–78.12 The Hatters Playoffs: SERPION 110.32–96.14 The Dirty Birds
16	Playoffs: SERPION 74.56–116.46 The Hatters

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.