Franchise2012–

Beer Barons

Active · 15 seasons, 2012–2026

Division: Group B

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026Beer Barons
2025Beer Barons
2024The Beer Barons
2023The Beer Barons
2022The Beer Barons
2021The Beer Barons
2020The Beer Barons
2019We're in Evan
2018Sack Crack n Dak
2017Meet the Winstons
2016Meet the Winstons
2015Breakdown Justice
2014In The Aeroplane Over Vereen
2013The Catcher in the Rice
2012It's a Brees

CareerRegular season

91-99-0
W-L-T
47.9%
Win %
96.83
PF per game
98.28
PA per game
50.0%
Breakdown %
1
Championships
1
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 11 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group B1-3-0443.46468.14
2025Group B9-5-01385.041341.44
2024International5-9-0†1246.581380.5667
2023International8-6-0†1272.341215.7664
2022International3-11-0†1222.741430.90110
2021International10-4-01613.721359.9034
2020East7-6-01360.681373.8815
2019North3-10-01062.421411.70511
2018International6-7-01141.041287.0816
2017East8-5-01180.581115.9443
2016East5-8-01192.461239.86312
2015North7-6-01445.641308.4014
2014Division 17-7-01432.781343.1410
2013Division 15-9-01325.081484.5237
2012Division 18-6-01515.701381.0041

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025PlayoffsOut in round 1

Week 15 L 65.18–121.76 v The Dirty Birds

2023Playoffs6Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 W ‡ v Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

Week 16 L ‡ v AT Football Team (A&T Football)

2022Shit BowlShit Bowl winner recalled
2021Playoffs3Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 W 103.46–63.44 v Too Many Cooks (Not enough cooks)

Week 16 L 106.34–115.96 v Leeannacondas

2017Playoffs4Out in the semi-finals

Week 14 W 121.40–102.06 v Daisy Duke Johnsons on Top (Standard Deviations)

Week 15 L 109.96–138.08 v The Adams Family (London Tanqs)

2012Playoffs4Champion

Week 15 W 178.58–125.02 v The Brady Bunch (Standard Deviations)

Week 16 W 151.34–121.42 v The Claireville Cougars

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Nail Biter22016, 2025
Heartbreaker22015, 2021
Lucky Duck12019

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score ScoringAll eras, all games4178.582012 week 15 v Standard Deviations
Lowest score ScoringAll eras, all games943.042019 week 7 v Not enough cooks
Lowest score in a win ScoringAll eras, all games1065.962019 week 11 v A&T Football
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games40.322022 week 8 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games90.482018 week 6 v A&T Football
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games2303.602012 week 15 v Standard Deviations
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games5288.002019 week 1 v The Dirty Birds
Lowest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games6114.622025 week 11 v The Yorkshire Puddings
Career wins Results and streaksAll eras, all games6972012–2026
Career win % Results and streaksAll eras, all games947.8%2012–2026
Career points per game Results and streaksAll eras, all games997.892012–2026
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season882015 week 7–2016 week 1
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season882021 week 8–2022 week 1
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season43
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season43
Most points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season41613.72
Fewest points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season81062.42
Fewest points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season51115.94
Best points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season7115.27
Best Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season673.3%
Worst Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season1029.2%
Unluckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season8-19.5%
Career most points against per game LuckAll eras, all games599.152012–2026
Championships BracketsAll eras, all games41
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games61
Playoff appearances BracketsAll eras, all games65
Shit Bowl winner titles BracketsAll eras, all games31
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games84
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games217 v The Aligators
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games416 v London Tanqs
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games416 v Standard Deviations
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season75489.502021 International
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302023 International
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season14448.682017 East
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season34700.882018 International
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season64806.902019 North
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season1212018 International
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season3222019 North
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242015 North
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242017 East
Best single NFL player score Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games248.102025 week 10 v The Hatters · Jonathan Taylor
Best single NFL player score Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games1037.902026 week 3 v A&T Football · Jahmyr Gibbs● This season
Most bench points in a season Sleeper eraSleeper era, regular season8302.402025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
The Aligators17†6-11-01691.921822.72Games →
London Tanqs16†8-8-01587.441504.50Games →
Standard Deviations16†11-5-01708.281511.14Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬15†7-8-01531.90‡1638.42Games →
A&T Football13†9-4-01174.38‡1144.02Games →
Mikkels Manatees10†5-5-01057.02926.22Games →
SERPION10†3-7-0898.72986.18Games →
The Dirty Birds10†3-7-0871.001057.88Games →
Burnaise Dynamics9†4-5-0925.56969.38Games →
Kurlewis9†5-4-0784.04803.50Games →
The Piggies9†6-3-0972.74794.06Games →
Not enough cooks8†2-6-0696.12791.60Games →
The Hatters8†4-4-0841.00800.82Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice63-3-0549.30551.76Games →
Leeannacondas5†1-4-0516.06594.02Games →
The Claireville Cougars42-2-0489.50487.64Games →
The Fishies3†3-0-0298.64262.30Games →
Seamen11-0-0129.80121.46Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings1†1-0-069.4245.20Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1178.58*2012 week 15 W 178.58–125.02 v The Brady Bunch (Standard Deviations)
2153.84*2021 week 4 W 153.84–80.26 v Mikkels Manatees
3151.34*2012 week 16 W 151.34–121.42 v The Claireville Cougars
4149.20*2012 week 5 W 149.20–83.40 v The Alligators (The Aligators)
5137.10*2025 week 10 W 137.10–85.38 v The Hatters
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
143.04*2019 week 7 L 43.04–98.44 v Peaches and Kareem (Not enough cooks)
262.82*2018 week 3 L 62.82–98.58 v The Stafford wives (Kurlewis)
364.52*2016 week 2 L 64.52–65.28 v The Aligators
464.60*2018 week 4 L 64.60–79.80 v Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)
565.18*2025 week 15 L 65.18–121.76 v The Dirty Birds

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
Jonathan TaylorRB14303.10
Chase BrownRB14172.60
A.J. BrownWR13158.00
Caleb WilliamsQB12213.42
Rome OdunzeWR1195.80
New England PatriotsDEF1076.00
Alec PierceWR668.20
Tyler LoopK652.00
Theo JohnsonTE647.50
Jameson WilliamsWR633.90

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2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
131Jonathan TaylorRB–
202A.J. BrownWR–
453Chase BrownRB–
594Jameson WilliamsWRPuffin Gesserit 🐧🪬–
735Rome OdunzeWRThe Aligators–
886Mark AndrewsTEThe Aligators–
1027Tank BigsbyRBPuffin Gesserit 🐧🪬–
1168Keon ColemanWR–
1349Brock PurdyQBPuffin Gesserit 🐧🪬–
14810Caleb WilliamsQB–
16611Kendre MillerRBPuffin Gesserit 🐧🪬–
18012Ja'Tavion SandersTE–
20513Chris BoswellK–
21214Jonnu SmithTE–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
11Jahmyr GibbsRB
322Chris OlaveWR
333DeVonta SmithWR
644MarShawn LloydRB
655Parker WashingtonWR
966Justin HerbertQB
977Jonah ColemanRB
1288Deebo SamuelWR
1299Mike WashingtonRB
16010Keenan AllenWR
16111Kaleb JohnsonRB
19212Ryan FlournoyWR
19313Alvin KamaraRB
22414Tank DellWR

2026 keepers: none.

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Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.