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2015

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–13

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 14–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 14–16

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 14–15

Divisions drawn in 2015 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings by division

East
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	8-5-0	1267.54	1161.30	6	Playoffs	1
Good Luck You Gronks (Leeannacondas)	9-4-0	1294.54	1270.18	3	Playoffs	5
Dez Nuts 2016 (Mikkels Manatees)	5-8-0	1110.98	1248.32			7
Abdullah Akbar (The Piggies)	6-7-0	1154.76	1257.54			16

North
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Spare the rod spoil the child (Burnaise Dynamics)	7-6-0	1246.30	1242.26	4	Playoffs	3
Rudolph the Red Nosed Tightend (Standard Deviations)	4-9-0	1206.80	1305.66			9
Barth Vader defies physics (Kurlewis)	6-7-0	1200.60	1270.92			12
Breakdown Justice (Beer Barons)	7-6-0	1445.64	1308.40			14

South
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Le'Veon a prayer (The Hatters)	9-4-0	1313.76	1229.62	2	Playoffs	2
EGstra Gurley (Not enough cooks)	6-7-0	1309.24	1346.62			11
The Aligators	7-6-0	1365.18	1271.32			13
SERPION	6-7-0	1329.72	1220.40			15

West
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Fitzmagic in the air (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	10-3-0	1300.64	1121.84	1	Playoffs	4
Another Prick in the Ball (London Tanqs)	9-4-0	1376.24	1252.04	5	Playoffs	6
Quantum of Wallace (A&T Football)	3-10-0	1061.28	1274.76			8
The Sinking Ship (The Dirty Birds)	2-11-0	1080.44	1282.48			10

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	14	Burnaise Dynamics beat London Tanqs	103.08–86.34
Round 1	14	Mooreccan chicken with rice beat Leeannacondas	99.42–91.00
Semi-finals	15	Mooreccan chicken with rice beat Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	104.34–68.16
Semi-finals	15	The Hatters beat Burnaise Dynamics	118.76–117.20
Final	16	Mooreccan chicken with rice beat The Hatters	85.88–72.70

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: The Sinking Ship (The Dirty Birds)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	14.75
Standard Deviation	The Aligators	27.96
Heartbreaker	Breakdown Justice (Beer Barons)	101.58
Lucky Duck	Abdullah Akbar (The Piggies)	94.70
Pick a Lane	Fitzmagic in the air (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	111

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	157.46	SERPION	Week 9 v The Piggies
Lowest score	42.60	The Dirty Birds	Week 10 v The Piggies
Biggest win	108.80	SERPION	Week 9 v The Piggies
Narrowest win	0.06	Not enough cooks	Week 6 v The Hatters

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Beer Barons	143-52-0	7-6-0	-19.5
London Tanqs	130-65-0	9-4-0	+2.6
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	117-78-0	10-3-0	+16.9
The Aligators	117-78-0	7-6-0	-6.2
The Hatters	110-85-0	9-4-0	+12.8
Not enough cooks	107-87-1	6-7-0	-9.0
Leeannacondas	107-88-0	9-4-0	+14.4
Mooreccan chicken with rice	102-92-1	8-5-0	+9.0
SERPION	101-94-0	6-7-0	-5.6
Burnaise Dynamics	100-95-0	7-6-0	+2.6
Standard Deviations	84-110-1	4-9-0	-12.6
The Piggies	81-114-0	6-7-0	+4.6
Kurlewis	79-116-0	6-7-0	+5.6
Mikkels Manatees	65-130-0	5-8-0	+5.1
The Dirty Birds	59-135-1	2-11-0	-15.1
A&T Football	56-139-0	3-10-0	-5.6

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 66.74–99.24 The Piggies London Tanqs 143.92–82.82 Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds 49.70–118.74 The Aligators SERPION 97.24–126.80 Beer Barons Mikkels Manatees 68.22–94.84 Kurlewis The Hatters 98.80–110.62 Standard Deviations Mooreccan chicken with rice 115.86–115.14 Burnaise Dynamics A&T Football 111.04–106.16 Not enough cooks
2	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 87.72–48.74 A&T Football The Aligators 106.96–112.00 The Hatters The Dirty Birds 88.34–113.84 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 94.58–112.80 Leeannacondas Burnaise Dynamics 102.86–110.00 Beer Barons Kurlewis 84.34–109.22 Standard Deviations Mooreccan chicken with rice 94.84–112.56 The Piggies Not enough cooks 100.66–94.90 SERPION
3	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 96.34–79.18 Burnaise Dynamics London Tanqs 105.92–114.80 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 137.36–107.40 Standard Deviations Mikkels Manatees 91.36–92.24 The Hatters Mooreccan chicken with rice 115.48–81.62 SERPION A&T Football 78.98–124.80 Beer Barons Leeannacondas 116.20–91.78 The Aligators Not enough cooks 133.32–98.58 The Piggies
4	Standard Deviations 98.44–94.36 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 47.86–75.26 London Tanqs The Aligators 129.44–113.86 Not enough cooks The Dirty Birds 82.72–72.02 A&T Football Mikkels Manatees 90.58–96.20 Mooreccan chicken with rice Kurlewis 56.98–89.60 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 118.28–78.22 SERPION Leeannacondas 88.72–77.84 The Piggies
5	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 121.56–89.36 Standard Deviations London Tanqs 125.90–103.56 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 88.64–91.08 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 120.94–94.84 The Piggies Mooreccan chicken with rice 109.50–105.92 The Aligators A&T Football 59.72–85.02 Kurlewis Leeannacondas 118.92–99.94 SERPION Not enough cooks 82.74–127.74 Mikkels Manatees
6	Standard Deviations 76.50–85.66 Burnaise Dynamics Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 118.12–109.90 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 96.28–144.40 A&T Football The Aligators 89.30–116.62 SERPION Mikkels Manatees 115.66–104.42 The Piggies Kurlewis 94.44–91.06 Beer Barons The Hatters 81.74–81.80 Not enough cooks Leeannacondas 87.14–127.42 Mooreccan chicken with rice
7	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 119.60–102.20 Kurlewis London Tanqs 108.30–79.70 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 57.60–94.28 The Piggies The Dirty Birds 78.34–108.88 Beer Barons Mikkels Manatees 55.00–103.14 SERPION Mooreccan chicken with rice 118.14–85.40 The Hatters A&T Football 64.44–110.04 Standard Deviations Leeannacondas 138.52–112.10 Not enough cooks
8	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 89.84–87.48 SERPION London Tanqs 111.04–116.56 The Hatters The Aligators 119.04–113.90 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 88.20–89.70 Mikkels Manatees The Piggies 69.44–109.42 Beer Barons A&T Football 60.28–74.64 Mooreccan chicken with rice Leeannacondas 105.34–84.08 Standard Deviations Not enough cooks 111.68–64.50 Burnaise Dynamics
9	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 129.18–112.18 Beer Barons London Tanqs 97.56–92.62 Standard Deviations The Aligators 140.70–90.22 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 69.74–92.72 Kurlewis The Piggies 48.66–157.46 SERPION A&T Football 88.02–102.84 Burnaise Dynamics Leeannacondas 79.14–112.88 The Hatters Not enough cooks 99.82–97.70 Mooreccan chicken with rice
10	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 101.42–84.18 Mooreccan chicken with rice London Tanqs 72.96–84.04 Mikkels Manatees The Aligators 146.52–101.58 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 42.60–58.68 The Piggies SERPION 88.10–86.90 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 95.66–76.10 Kurlewis A&T Football 84.58–105.82 Leeannacondas Not enough cooks 99.52–76.86 Standard Deviations
11	Standard Deviations 89.20–105.24 Burnaise Dynamics Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 87.94–64.62 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 94.48–86.98 A&T Football The Aligators 55.50–82.04 SERPION Mikkels Manatees 62.16–85.70 The Piggies Kurlewis 88.70–135.44 Beer Barons The Hatters 84.28–76.08 Not enough cooks Leeannacondas 57.08–53.16 Mooreccan chicken with rice
12	Standard Deviations 78.00–120.82 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 108.08–109.10 London Tanqs The Aligators 90.50–80.88 Not enough cooks The Dirty Birds 78.00–101.68 A&T Football Mikkels Manatees 71.54–69.80 Mooreccan chicken with rice Kurlewis 105.90–123.24 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 104.44–92.14 SERPION Leeannacondas 97.46–117.72 The Piggies
13	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 126.24–60.40 A&T Football The Aligators 113.18–90.54 The Hatters The Dirty Birds 102.28–121.68 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 70.18–104.58 Leeannacondas Burnaise Dynamics 120.36–106.74 Beer Barons Kurlewis 90.66–84.46 Standard Deviations Mooreccan chicken with rice 110.62–92.80 The Piggies Not enough cooks 110.62–150.82 SERPION
14	Playoffs: Burnaise Dynamics 103.08–86.34 London Tanqs Playoffs: Leeannacondas 91.00–99.42 Mooreccan chicken with rice
15	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 68.16–104.34 Mooreccan chicken with rice Playoffs: Burnaise Dynamics 117.20–118.76 The Hatters
16	Playoffs: Mooreccan chicken with rice 85.88–72.70 The Hatters

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.