Franchise2012–

Burnaise Dynamics

Active · 15 seasons, 2012–2026

Division: Group D

Team names

Season	Team name
2026	Burnaise Dynamics
2025	Burnaise Dynamics
2024	Bearnaise Dynamics
2023	Bearnaise Dynamics
2022	Bearnaise Dynamics
2021	Bearnaise Dynamics
2020	Burnmore Dynamics
2019	[name redacted]
2018	Huey Lewis and the News
2017	Ring my Bell
2016	Gordon Ramseys Cooking Wares
2015	Spare the rod spoil the child
2014	Doug and the Staff Infections
2013	BREESUS - KING OF THE DREWS
2012	The Iceman Cometh

CareerRegular season

110-80-0
W-L-T: 57.9%
Win %: 102.48
PF per game: 96.48
PA per game: 62.1%
Breakdown %: 2
Championships: 1
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 11 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

Season	Division	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Final
2026	Group D	3-1-0	456.92	386.42
2025	Group D	10-4-0	1423.80	1200.10
2024	International	5-9-0^†	1250.26	1359.22	4	11
2023	International	5-9-0^†	1206.26	1347.88	5	12
2022	International	9-5-0^†	1378.38	1245.66	3	3
2021	Sydney East	9-5-0	1605.98	1424.18	4	3
2020	Regional	10-3-0	1403.26	1152.90	1	1
2019	East	11-2-0	1518.82	1240.20	1	1
2018	Metropolitan	12-1-0	1569.34	1260.82	1	4
2017	North	11-2-0	1418.52	1144.56	1	2
2016	West	5-8-0	1356.40	1416.58	6	9
2015	North	7-6-0	1246.30	1242.26	4	3
2014	Division 1	4-10-0	1201.94	1351.34	4	8
2013	Division 1	7-7-0	1511.58	1384.76		9
2012	Division 1	5-9-0	1380.92	1560.68	3	5

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

Season	Bracket	Seed	Result	Games
2025	Playoffs		Out in the semi-finals	Week 16 L 118.32–146.86 v Seamen
2022	Playoffs	3	Out in the semi-finals	Week 15 W ^‡ v London Tanqs Week 16 L ^‡ v Kurlewless (Kurlewis)
2021	Playoffs	4	Out in the semi-finals	Week 15 W 97.46–70.10 v pending (Mooreccan chicken with rice) Week 16 L 126.68–142.00 v The Hatters
2020	Playoffs	1	Champion	Week 15 W 121.02–107.62 v The Kurt Locker (Kurlewis) Week 16 W 134.02–104.50 v SERPION
2019	Playoffs	1	Champion	Week 15 W 106.28–92.88 v SERPION Week 16 W 84.00–79.16 v Peaches and Kareem (Not enough cooks)
2018	Playoffs	1	Out in the semi-finals	Week 15 L 61.24–72.12 v L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
2017	Playoffs	1	Runner-up	Week 15 W 111.38–109.42 v lynching jordies (The Hatters) Week 16 L 96.12–115.02 v The Adams Family (London Tanqs)
2015	Playoffs	4	Out in the semi-finals	Week 14 W 103.08–86.34 v Another Prick in the Ball (London Tanqs) Week 15 L 117.20–118.76 v Le'Veon a prayer (The Hatters)
2014	Shit Bowl		Shit Bowl winner

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

Award	Won	Seasons
Lucky Duck	1	2014

Records heldTop 10 entries

Record	Over	#	Figure	When
Highest score Scoring	All eras, all games	9	167.32	2019 week 1 v The Hatters
Lowest score Scoring	All eras, all games	6	40.50	2014 week 12 v The Dirty Birds
Biggest margin Scoring	All eras, all games	10	84.52	2019 week 5 v The Dirty Birds
Lowest combined score Scoring	All eras, all games	5	112.60	2012 week 2 v The Claireville Cougars
Career wins Results and streaks	All eras, all games	2	121	2012–2026
Career win % Results and streaks	All eras, all games	2	58.2%	2012–2026
Career points per game Results and streaks	All eras, all games	3	102.94	2012–2026
Longest winning streak Results and streaks	All eras, regular season	1	17	2017 week 6–2018 week 9
Longest winning streak Results and streaks	All eras, regular season	4	9	2019 week 3–2019 week 11
Longest losing streak Results and streaks	All eras, regular season	7	7	2014 week 11–2015 week 3
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaks	All eras, regular season	1	17	2017 week 6–2018 week 9
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaks	All eras, regular season	4	9	2019 week 3–2019 week 11
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaks	All eras, regular season	4	9	2025 week 1–2025 week 9
Most wins Seasons	All eras, regular season	1	12
Most wins Seasons	All eras, regular season	4	11
Most wins Seasons	All eras, regular season	4	11
Most points for Seasons	All eras, regular season	7	1605.98
Most points for Seasons	All eras, regular season	10	1569.34
Most points against Seasons	All eras, regular season	5	1560.68
Best points per game Seasons	All eras, regular season	1	120.72
Best points per game Seasons	All eras, regular season	5	116.83
Best Breakdown % Seasons	All eras, regular season	2	80.5%
Best Breakdown % Seasons	All eras, regular season	4	78.5%
Best Breakdown % Seasons	All eras, regular season	5	77.4%
Worst Breakdown % Seasons	All eras, regular season	5	24.7%
Unluckiest season Luck	All eras, regular season	2	-23.1%
Championships Brackets	All eras, all games	1	2
Finals reached Brackets	All eras, all games	4	3
Playoff appearances Brackets	All eras, all games	2	8
Shit Bowl winner titles Brackets	All eras, all games	3	1
Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets	All eras, all games	1	6
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-head	All eras, all games	7	75.0%	v Leeannacondas
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-head	All eras, all games	7	75.0%	v SERPION
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-head	All eras, all games	7	75.0%	v Standard Deviations
Most-played pairing Head-to-head	All eras, all games	1	19	v Kurlewis
Most-played pairing Head-to-head	All eras, all games	4	16	v Standard Deviations
Group of Death Divisions	All eras, regular season	4	5580.40	2021 Sydney East
Winningest Divisions	All eras, regular season	3	32	2019 East
Winningest Divisions	All eras, regular season	5	31	2018 Metropolitan
Winningest Divisions	All eras, regular season	7	30	2017 North
Winningest Divisions	All eras, regular season	7	30	2023 International
Weakest division by points for Divisions	All eras, regular season	10	4934.22	2020 Regional
Weakest division by wins Divisions	All eras, regular season	1	21	2016 West
Weakest division by wins Divisions	All eras, regular season	6	24	2015 North
Most bench points in a game Sleeper era	Sleeper era, all games	4	72.40	2025 week 2 v The Yorkshire Puddings
Most bench points in a game Sleeper era	Sleeper era, all games	7	65.72	2025 week 7 v Kurlewis
Most bench points in a season Sleeper era	Sleeper era, regular season	2	490.68	2025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

Opponent	Games	W-L-T	PF	PA
Kurlewis	19^†	13-6-0	1891.98^‡	1691.38	Games →
Standard Deviations	16^†	12-4-0	1696.66	1576.00	Games →
Mikkels Manatees	14^†	8-6-0	1431.00	1447.06	Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	14^†	9-5-0	1530.42	1312.50	Games →
London Tanqs	13^†	7-6-0	1227.02^‡	1130.50	Games →
SERPION	12^†	9-3-0	1299.48	1056.44	Games →
A&T Football	11^†	6-5-0	1129.50	1102.74	Games →
The Dirty Birds	11^†	8-3-0	1212.10	1018.54	Games →
The Aligators	10^†	6-4-0	1043.02	869.54	Games →
The Hatters	10^†	5-5-0	1149.56	1120.06	Games →
Beer Barons	9^†	5-4-0	969.38	925.56	Games →
Leeannacondas	8^†	6-2-0	919.84	819.86	Games →
Not enough cooks	8^†	2-6-0	665.88	877.74	Games →
The Piggies	7^†	5-2-0	727.12	620.22	Games →
The Claireville Cougars	4	1-3-0	373.50	386.48	Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings	3^†	2-1-0	295.42	280.24	Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice	2	1-1-0	212.60	185.96	Games →
Seamen	2	1-1-0	267.42	248.62	Games →
The Fishies	2^†	2-0-0	223.68	173.54	Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#	Points	Game
1	167.32^*	2019 week 1 W 167.32–98.24 v The Hatters
2	164.38^*	2013 week 13 W 164.38–93.14 v The Sprockets (The Dirty Birds)
3	162.02^*	2013 week 14 W 162.02–85.40 v Havn't got a Kluwe (Mikkels Manatees)
4	156.72^*	2022 week 2 W 156.72–101.86 v AT Football Team (A&T Football)
5	151.50^*	2021 week 13 W 151.50–76.84 v The Aligators

Lowest scores
#	Points	Game
1	40.50^*	2014 week 12 L 40.50–112.46 v Jordy 'Shaw (The Dirty Birds)
2	46.66^*	2012 week 2 L 46.66–65.94 v The Claireville Cougars
3	54.70^*	2025 week 14 L 54.70–67.66 v The Yorkshire Puddings
4	57.24^*	2019 week 12 L 57.24–90.36 v Jumping the Chark (Kurlewis)
5	61.24^*	2018 week 15 L 61.24–72.12 v L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Burnaise Dynamics’s 2022 week 1 game v Not enough cooks is left out: It was tanked on purpose for a better waiver position.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL player	Position	Starts	Points
Christian McCaffrey	RB	14	315.60
Tetairoa McMillan	WR	14	163.40
Jaylen Warren	RB	12	164.70
Brock Bowers	TE	11	138.40
Chris Boswell	K	9	76.00
Keenan Allen	WR	9	50.10
Trevor Lawrence	QB	7	102.46
Garrett Wilson	WR	7	81.50
Daniel Jones	QB	6	99.60
Troy Franklin	WR	6	54.90

Starter points by position in Statsguru →

2025 draft
Pick	Round	NFL player	Position	From	Kept
6	1	Christian McCaffrey	RB	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	–
27	2	Mike Evans	WR	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	–
38	3	Garrett Wilson	WR	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	–
52	4	Tetairoa McMillan	WR	Beer Barons	–
80	5	Jaylen Warren	RB		–
81	6	Brock Bowers	TE		–
109	7	Cam Skattebo	RB	Beer Barons	–
113	8	Keenan Allen	WR		–
141	9	Najee Harris	RB	Beer Barons	–
157	10	Trevor Lawrence	QB	Standard Deviations	–
164	11	Will Shipley	RB	Standard Deviations	–
187	12	Chris Rodriguez	RB	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	–
196	13	Tory Horton	WR	Standard Deviations	–
219	14	Troy Franklin	WR	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	–

2026 draft
Pick	Round	NFL player	Position
13	1	Kenneth Walker	RB
20	2	Javonte Williams	RB
45	3	Rhamondre Stevenson	RB
52	4	Christian Watson	WR
77	5	DK Metcalf	WR
84	6	Tucker Kraft	TE
109	7	Trevor Lawrence	QB
116	8	Jordan Addison	WR
141	9	Dontayvion Wicks	WR
148	10	Kaytron Allen	RB
173	11	Tre' Harris	WR
180	12	Adonai Mitchell	WR
205	13	Najee Harris	RB
212	14	Jordan Love	QB

2026 keepers: none.

Draft picks in Statsguru →

Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.