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2013

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Format

12 teams in one division

Regular season weeks 1–14

Playoffs: top 4, weeks 15–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 4, weeks 15–16

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: The top 4 as NFL.com seeded them: 1 v 4 and 2 v 3, the winners meet

Shit Bowl: The bottom 4; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings

Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
DeMarco Polo (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	10-4-0	1624.74	1435.86	1	Playoffs	1
The Alligators (The Aligators)	9-5-0	1452.18	1416.70	2	Playoffs	2
Skittles and Shady (The Hatters)	9-5-0	1523.58	1441.18	3	Playoffs	3
I'm Sexy and I Knowshon It (Standard Deviations)	8-6-0	1552.08	1359.72	4	Playoffs	4
Havn't got a Kluwe (Mikkels Manatees)	6-8-0	1327.42	1444.58			5
My Ball Zach Ertz (Kurlewis)	6-8-0	1441.82	1298.10			6
The Catcher in the Rice (Beer Barons)	5-9-0	1325.08	1484.52			7
Jordy Shore (London Tanqs)	3-11-0	1323.60	1646.86			8
BREESUS - KING OF THE DREWS (Burnaise Dynamics)	7-7-0	1511.58	1384.76			9
The Sprockets (The Dirty Birds)	7-7-0	1326.42	1480.02			10
The Claireville Cougars	7-7-0	1434.82	1432.88			11
SERPION	7-7-0	1379.12	1397.26			12

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: DeMarco Polo (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Semi-finals	15	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat Standard Deviations	117.16–90.58
Semi-finals	15	The Aligators beat The Hatters	116.12–96.52
Final	16	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Aligators	166.30–105.98

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Jordy Shore (London Tanqs)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	The Claireville Cougars	17.24
Standard Deviation	My Ball Zach Ertz (Kurlewis)	27.06
Heartbreaker	DeMarco Polo (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	102.62
Lucky Duck	Havn't got a Kluwe (Mikkels Manatees)	100.98
Pick a Lane	Skittles and Shady (The Hatters)	61

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	171.08	Kurlewis	Week 1 v London Tanqs
Lowest score	49.78	London Tanqs	Week 12 v Kurlewis
Biggest win	96.08	Standard Deviations	Week 13 v London Tanqs
Narrowest win	0.22	The Claireville Cougars	Week 2 v The Hatters

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	111-43-0	10-4-0	-0.6
Standard Deviations	92-62-0	8-6-0	-2.6
The Hatters	91-63-0	9-5-0	+5.2
The Claireville Cougars	85-69-0	7-7-0	-5.2
The Aligators	82-72-0	9-5-0	+11.0
Burnaise Dynamics	79-75-0	7-7-0	-1.3
Kurlewis	75-79-0	6-8-0	-5.8
Mikkels Manatees	65-89-0	6-8-0	+0.6
The Dirty Birds	65-89-0	7-7-0	+7.8
SERPION	63-91-0	7-7-0	+9.1
London Tanqs	59-95-0	3-11-0	-16.9
Beer Barons	57-97-0	5-9-0	-1.3

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Beer Barons 118.90–102.34 Standard Deviations Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 139.96–89.12 The Hatters London Tanqs 92.78–171.08 Kurlewis The Claireville Cougars 128.52–103.78 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 112.88–84.90 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 148.76–125.82 SERPION
2	Standard Deviations 110.54–131.12 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 114.20–97.18 Beer Barons Mikkels Manatees 98.96–113.80 SERPION Burnaise Dynamics 81.18–100.06 The Dirty Birds Kurlewis 87.98–89.08 The Aligators The Hatters 129.82–130.04 The Claireville Cougars
3	Beer Barons 110.88–126.44 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 119.54–84.06 The Claireville Cougars The Aligators 74.14–134.84 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 79.84–74.30 The Hatters SERPION 107.06–75.26 Kurlewis Mikkels Manatees 108.02–118.08 Burnaise Dynamics
4	Standard Deviations 127.22–115.94 SERPION Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 120.98–122.34 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 99.38–121.22 The Aligators The Claireville Cougars 132.08–126.98 Beer Barons Kurlewis 131.88–101.52 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 96.14–84.90 Mikkels Manatees
5	Beer Barons 110.30–86.00 The Aligators Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 111.90–80.12 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 111.76–105.56 The Claireville Cougars SERPION 110.26–78.28 London Tanqs Burnaise Dynamics 88.52–79.40 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 78.66–96.34 The Hatters
6	Standard Deviations 119.54–152.50 The Hatters Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 124.88–102.60 Kurlewis London Tanqs 102.42–101.24 Burnaise Dynamics The Claireville Cougars 69.28–70.78 Mikkels Manatees The Aligators 90.78–92.90 SERPION The Dirty Birds 80.04–83.98 Beer Barons
7	Beer Barons 65.60–82.60 SERPION Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 97.62–114.62 Standard Deviations Mikkels Manatees 87.76–102.22 The Dirty Birds Burnaise Dynamics 78.80–106.20 The Aligators Kurlewis 84.54–106.12 The Claireville Cougars The Hatters 120.48–103.48 London Tanqs
8	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 127.20–126.52 London Tanqs The Claireville Cougars 98.86–78.38 Standard Deviations The Aligators 160.56–92.54 The Hatters The Dirty Birds 51.04–98.66 Kurlewis SERPION 86.20–92.28 Burnaise Dynamics Mikkels Manatees 109.84–79.26 Beer Barons
9	Beer Barons 105.28–100.28 Burnaise Dynamics Standard Deviations 115.84–79.66 The Dirty Birds Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 114.76–129.70 The Aligators London Tanqs 87.02–114.94 The Claireville Cougars Kurlewis 105.14–107.24 Mikkels Manatees The Hatters 122.48–106.68 SERPION
10	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 120.70–69.90 SERPION The Aligators 96.14–85.12 The Claireville Cougars The Dirty Birds 88.76–79.86 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 99.56–82.74 Standard Deviations Burnaise Dynamics 85.08–95.72 The Hatters Kurlewis 114.00–74.48 Beer Barons
11	Beer Barons 82.00–150.22 The Hatters Standard Deviations 105.96–88.72 Kurlewis Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 77.10–110.60 Burnaise Dynamics London Tanqs 99.78–110.36 Mikkels Manatees The Claireville Cougars 89.98–68.34 SERPION The Aligators 106.98–80.68 The Dirty Birds
12	Standard Deviations 86.62–76.38 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 100.90–96.26 The Hatters SERPION 124.56–105.38 The Dirty Birds Mikkels Manatees 91.46–112.40 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 123.82–85.42 The Claireville Cougars Kurlewis 97.36–49.78 London Tanqs
13	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 120.52–94.80 Beer Barons London Tanqs 67.40–163.48 Standard Deviations The Claireville Cougars 86.80–97.50 The Hatters The Aligators 95.70–132.48 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 93.14–164.38 Burnaise Dynamics SERPION 78.94–108.12 Mikkels Manatees
14	Standard Deviations 130.56–70.40 The Aligators Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 134.48–118.04 The Claireville Cougars London Tanqs 79.34–99.06 Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics 162.02–85.40 Mikkels Manatees Kurlewis 73.46–96.12 SERPION The Hatters 110.16–82.74 The Dirty Birds
15	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 117.16–90.58 Standard Deviations Playoffs: The Aligators 116.12–96.52 The Hatters
16	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 166.30–105.98 The Aligators

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.