Franchise2012–
Team names
| Season | Team name |
|---|---|
| 2026 | Standard Deviations |
| 2025 | Standard Deviations |
| 2024 | Standard Deviations |
| 2023 | Standard Deviations |
| 2022 | Standard Deviations |
| 2021 | Standard Deviations |
| 2020 | Standard Deviations |
| 2019 | Standard Deviations |
| 2018 | Standard Deviations |
| 2017 | Daisy Duke Johnsons on Top |
| 2016 | Daisy Duke Johnsons on Top |
| 2015 | Rudolph the Red Nosed Tightend |
| 2014 | JOSH GORDON'S GANJA ARMY |
| 2013 | I'm Sexy and I Knowshon It |
| 2012 | The Brady Bunch |
CareerRegular season
- 90-100-0
- W-L-T
- 47.4%
- Win %
- 98.98
- PF per game
- 96.68
- PA per game
- 47.7%
- Breakdown %
- 0
- Championships
- 0
- Shit Bowl winner titles
Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.
Win % counts a tie as half a win.
Breakdown % is over the 11 seasons with every regular-season score.
Season by season
| Season | Division | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Group A | 3-1-0 | 376.78 | 308.84 | ||
| 2025 | Group A | 8-6-0 | 1369.38 | 1236.50 | ||
| 2024 | International | 9-5-0† | 1553.98 | 1318.16 | 3 | 5 |
| 2023 | International | 6-8-0† | 1402.62 | 1330.72 | 6 | 11 |
| 2022 | East Coast | 7-7-0† | 1350.50 | 1286.88 | 15 | |
| 2021 | Regional | 5-9-0 | 1309.72 | 1414.46 | 3 | 11 |
| 2020 | International | 7-6-0 | 1370.82 | 1334.92 | 13 | |
| 2019 | West | 2-11-0 | 1074.52 | 1306.74 | 1 | 10 |
| 2018 | Metropolitan | 7-6-0 | 1183.80 | 1141.44 | 15 | |
| 2017 | North | 9-4-0 | 1231.60 | 1197.70 | 5 | 6 |
| 2016 | West | 3-10-0 | 1091.36 | 1249.44 | 2 | 10 |
| 2015 | North | 4-9-0 | 1206.80 | 1305.66 | 2 | 9 |
| 2014 | Division 1 | 5-9-0 | 1423.02 | 1473.56 | 2 | 7 |
| 2013 | Division 1 | 8-6-0 | 1552.08 | 1359.72 | 4 | 4 |
| 2012 | Division 1 | 10-4-0 | 1686.68 | 1413.90 | 1 | 3 |
†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.
Brackets
| Season | Bracket | Seed | Result | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Mediocre Bowl | Mediocre Bowl winner | Week 16 W 100.60–95.76 v The Hatters Week 17 W 90.30–70.58 v The Aligators | |
| 2024 | Playoffs | 3 | Out in round 1 | Week 15 L ‡ v Kurlewless (Kurlewis) |
| 2017 | Playoffs | 5 | Out in round 1 | Week 14 L 102.06–121.40 v Meet the Winstons (Beer Barons) |
| 2013 | Playoffs | 4 | Out in the semi-finals | Week 15 L 90.58–117.16 v DeMarco Polo (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) |
| 2012 | Playoffs | 1 | Out in the semi-finals | Week 15 L 125.02–178.58 v It's a Brees (Beer Barons) |
‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.
NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.
AwardsAward tally
| Award | Won | Seasons |
|---|---|---|
| Heartbreaker | 1 | 2020 |
Records heldTop 10 entries
| Record | Over | # | Figure | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Highest score Scoring | All eras, all games | 7 | 170.20 | 2012 week 4 v SERPION |
| Biggest margin Scoring | All eras, all games | 5 | 96.08 | 2013 week 13 v London Tanqs |
| Highest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 2 | 303.60 | 2012 week 15 v Beer Barons |
| Highest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 4 | 288.74 | 2019 week 5 v London Tanqs |
| Lowest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 7 | 116.10 | 2022 week 9 v The Piggies |
| Career wins Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 7 | 95 | 2012–2026 |
| Career points per game Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 7 | 98.96 | 2012–2026 |
| Longest losing streak Results and streaks | All eras, regular season | 2 | 13 | 2015 week 8–2016 week 7 |
| Longest losing streak Results and streaks | All eras, regular season | 4 | 8 | 2018 week 13–2019 week 7 |
| Fewest wins Seasons | All eras, regular season | 2 | 2 | |
| Fewest wins Seasons | All eras, regular season | 4 | 3 | |
| Most points for Seasons | All eras, regular season | 1 | 1686.68 | |
| Fewest points for Seasons | All eras, regular season | 10 | 1074.52 | |
| Best points per game Seasons | All eras, regular season | 2 | 120.48 | |
| Worst Breakdown % Seasons | All eras, regular season | 10 | 29.2% | |
| Luckiest season Luck | All eras, regular season | 8 | +16.9% | |
| Luckiest season Luck | All eras, regular season | 10 | +15.4% | |
| Playoff appearances Brackets | All eras, all games | 8 | 4 | |
| Mediocre Bowl titles Brackets | All eras, all games | 1 | 1 | |
| Longest Playoff drought Brackets | All eras, all games | 4 | 6 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 7 | 2 | |
| Most-played pairing Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 4 | 16 | v Beer Barons |
| Most-played pairing Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 4 | 16 | v Burnaise Dynamics |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 8 | 5479.54 | 2022 East Coast |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 9 | 5477.80 | 2025 Group A |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 3 | 32 | 2022 East Coast |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 5 | 31 | 2018 Metropolitan |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 7 | 30 | 2017 North |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 7 | 30 | 2023 International |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 7 | 30 | 2025 Group A |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 4 | 4716.90 | 2019 West |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 1 | 21 | 2016 West |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2015 North |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2019 West |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2020 International |
Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.
Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games
| Opponent | Games | W-L-T | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beer Barons | 16† | 5-11-0 | 1511.14 | 1708.28 | Games → |
| Burnaise Dynamics | 16† | 4-12-0 | 1576.00 | 1696.66 | Games → |
| Kurlewis | 14† | 10-4-0 | 1332.26‡ | 1144.98 | Games → |
| Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 14† | 5-9-0 | 1202.26 | 1370.58 | Games → |
| The Aligators | 13† | 9-4-0 | 1381.38 | 1080.34 | Games → |
| London Tanqs | 12† | 8-4-0 | 1325.36 | 1230.72 | Games → |
| Mikkels Manatees | 11† | 5-6-0 | 1059.90 | 993.56 | Games → |
| The Piggies | 11† | 8-3-0 | 1099.36 | 898.42 | Games → |
| A&T Football | 10† | 7-3-0 | 941.00 | 858.34 | Games → |
| The Dirty Birds | 10† | 3-7-0 | 1011.52 | 1036.60 | Games → |
| The Hatters | 10† | 3-7-0 | 972.60 | 1126.04 | Games → |
| SERPION | 8† | 3-5-0 | 759.58 | 812.06 | Games → |
| Leeannacondas | 7† | 3-4-0 | 693.08 | 695.00 | Games → |
| Not enough cooks | 7† | 4-3-0 | 637.32 | 669.60 | Games → |
| Mooreccan chicken with rice | 3 | 0-3-0 | 216.42 | 249.26 | Games → |
| The Claireville Cougars | 2 | 0-2-0 | 192.04 | 217.68 | Games → |
| Seamen | 1 | 0-1-0 | 98.90 | 113.84 | Games → |
| The Fishies | 1† | 1-0-0 | 96.14 | 80.62 | Games → |
| The Yorkshire Puddings | 1† | 1-0-0 | 111.06 | 67.68 | Games → |
†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.
‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.
Best and worst gamesGames with a score
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 170.20* | 2012 week 4 W 170.20–96.06 v SERPION |
| 2 | 163.48* | 2013 week 13 W 163.48–67.40 v Jordy Shore (London Tanqs) |
| 3 | 142.30* | 2014 week 13 W 142.30–101.40 v Sanu Improved and Peytonted (London Tanqs) |
| 4 | 140.90* | 2020 week 2 W 140.90–64.26 v Mikkels Manatees |
| 5 | 139.92* | 2018 week 1 W 139.92–75.80 v Harder Breida Faster Stronger (The Dirty Birds) |
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 51.50* | 2025 week 14 L 51.50–91.06 v SERPION |
| 2 | 53.26* | 2019 week 9 L 53.26–84.40 v Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees) |
| 3 | 53.58* | 2018 week 13 L 53.58–117.40 v L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) |
| 4 | 54.42* | 2019 week 11 L 54.42–77.12 v Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice) |
| 5 | 54.52* | 2019 week 2 L 54.52–109.56 v The Hatters |
*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.
Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on
| NFL player | Position | Starts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Travis Kelce | TE | 18 | 178.00 |
| Bijan Robinson | RB | 15 | 300.00 |
| Jalen Hurts | QB | 15 | 276.16 |
| DeVonta Smith | WR | 15 | 150.60 |
| Khalil Shakir | WR | 13 | 109.50 |
| Marvin Harrison | WR | 12 | 107.30 |
| Harrison Butker | K | 9 | 68.00 |
| Bucky Irving | RB | 8 | 105.60 |
| Green Bay Packers | DEF | 8 | 39.00 |
| Patrick Mahomes | QB | 4 | 83.58 |
Starter points by position in Statsguru →
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | 1 | Bijan Robinson | RB | – | |
| 29 | 2 | Marvin Harrison | WR | – | |
| 36 | 3 | Jalen Hurts | QB | – | |
| 61 | 4 | DeVonta Smith | WR | – | |
| 68 | 5 | Travis Kelce | TE | – | |
| 93 | 6 | Bucky Irving | RB | – | |
| 100 | 7 | Khalil Shakir | WR | – | |
| 125 | 8 | Jaydon Blue | RB | – | |
| 132 | 9 | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | – | |
| 145 | 10 | Tre' Harris | WR | Burnaise Dynamics | – |
| 173 | 11 | Green Bay Packers | DEF | Beer Barons | – |
| 189 | 12 | Harrison Butker | K | – | |
| 198 | 13 | Jordan Love | QB | Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | – |
| 221 | 14 | Jack Bech | WR | – |
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 1 | Justin Jefferson | WR | ||
| 36 | 3 | Trey McBride | TE | The Piggies | |
| 42 | 3 | Ladd McConkey | WR | ||
| 55 | 4 | Bhayshul Tuten | RB | ||
| 74 | 5 | RJ Harvey | RB | ||
| 87 | 6 | Brian Thomas | WR | ||
| 93 | 6 | Travis Kelce | TE | The Piggies | |
| 106 | 7 | Patrick Mahomes | QB | ||
| 138 | 9 | Emmett Johnson | RB | ||
| 151 | 10 | Tyrone Tracy | RB | ||
| 170 | 11 | Denver Broncos | DEF | ||
| 183 | 12 | Antonio Williams | WR | ||
| 202 | 13 | Jaylen Wright | RB | ||
| 215 | 14 | Trey Smack | K |
2026 keepers: none.
Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.
From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.