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2026

In progress, through week 4 · updated 14 October 2026

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–14

Playoffs: top 7, weeks 15–17

Shit Bowl: bottom 7, weeks 15–17

Mediocre Bowl: middle 2, best of three, weeks 15–17

Divisions drawn in 2025

Tiebreaks: Win %, a tie counting half. Two franchises: head-to-head, then divisional record if they share a division, then Breakdown, then scissors-paper-rock. Three or more: divisional record if all share a division, then Breakdown, then scissors-paper-rock. The Shit Bowl uses the reverse.

Playoffs: Division winners take seeds 1-4 and 3 wildcards 5-7. Only seed 1 byes: 2 v 7, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The mirror image: the 4 division losers and the 3 worst wildcards, the worst on a bye; losing advances

Mediocre Bowl: Seeds 8 and 9 play all three games, a tie counting half; total points decide if still level

StandingsPlayoff picture by division

Group A
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
SERPION	4-0-0	440.86	333.46	1	Playoffs
The Piggies	3-1-0	369.22	378.22	6	Playoffs
Standard Deviations	3-1-0	376.78	308.84	7	Playoffs
The Aligators	2-2-0	389.74	362.44	3	Shit Bowl

Group B
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
The Dirty Birds	3-1-0	431.40	348.44	2	Playoffs
Beer Barons	1-3-0	443.46	468.14	9	Mediocre Bowl
Not enough cooks	1-3-0	388.04	451.90	5	Shit Bowl
The Fishies	0-4-0	326.76	386.24	1	Shit Bowl

Group C
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
The Hatters	2-2-0	391.06	425.08	4	Playoffs
Seamen	1-3-0	403.30	449.72	7	Shit Bowl
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	1-3-0	398.92	407.34	6	Shit Bowl
Kurlewis	1-3-0	371.78	430.98	2	Shit Bowl

Group D
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
A&T Football	3-1-0	375.76	379.84	3	Playoffs
Burnaise Dynamics	3-1-0	456.92	386.42	5	Playoffs
Leeannacondas	2-2-0	370.28	392.20	8	Mediocre Bowl
The Yorkshire Puddings	2-2-0	441.82	466.84	4	Shit Bowl

Seeds as they stand, by the league’s tiebreaks. The Shit Bowl’s seed 1 is the worst franchise; the Mediocre Bowl is numbered on from the Playoffs.

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Brackets

Brackets are set after week 14.

Award leadersSo far: decided when the regular season ends

Award	Leader	Value
Nail Biter	Beer Barons	9.54
Standard Deviation	Burnaise Dynamics	38.50
Heartbreaker	Beer Barons	113.45
Lucky Duck	A&T Football	96.21
Pick a Lane	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	30
One-Man Army	The Hatters	28.6%
Draft Dodger	The Aligators	7
Highest failed bid	Not enough cooks	$45
Most overpaid	The Fishies	$33

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Highs and lowsGames with a score, so far

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	149.10	Burnaise Dynamics	Week 1 v Seamen
Lowest score	58.46	The Hatters	Week 3 v The Aligators
Biggest win	47.34	Burnaise Dynamics	Week 1 v Seamen
Narrowest win	0.80	Leeannacondas	Week 3 v Not enough cooks

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week, so far

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
SERPION	42-18-0	4-0-0	+30.0
The Yorkshire Puddings	41-19-0	2-2-0	-18.3
Beer Barons	40-20-0	1-3-0	-41.7
Burnaise Dynamics	38-22-0	3-1-0	+11.7
The Dirty Birds	38-22-0	3-1-0	+11.7
The Aligators	33-27-0	2-2-0	-5.0
The Hatters	33-27-0	2-2-0	-5.0
Seamen	29-31-0	1-3-0	-23.3
A&T Football	28-32-0	3-1-0	+28.3
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	28-32-0	1-3-0	-21.7
Standard Deviations	25-35-0	3-1-0	+33.3
Leeannacondas	24-36-0	2-2-0	+10.0
Not enough cooks	23-37-0	1-3-0	-13.3
The Piggies	23-37-0	3-1-0	+36.7
Kurlewis	21-39-0	1-3-0	-10.0
The Fishies	14-46-0	0-4-0	-23.3

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Standard Deviations 120.46–85.86 Not enough cooks The Aligators 126.26–88.80 Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds 119.50–73.82 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 SERPION 120.00–87.14 A&T Football The Hatters 122.96–124.06 The Yorkshire Puddings The Piggies 117.24–106.72 Beer Barons The Fishies 59.20–83.46 Kurlewis Seamen 101.76–149.10 Burnaise Dynamics
2	The Aligators 77.48–106.88 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 114.00–69.18 Not enough cooks SERPION 105.06–72.28 The Piggies Burnaise Dynamics 65.86–72.98 A&T Football The Hatters 108.12–106.76 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Fishies 96.38–103.12 Beer Barons The Yorkshire Puddings 71.82–103.68 Leeannacondas Seamen 119.24–91.60 Kurlewis
3	Beer Barons 113.76–118.30 A&T Football Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 71.32–76.34 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 99.22–130.76 The Yorkshire Puddings SERPION 107.50–92.88 Seamen The Hatters 58.46–104.84 The Aligators The Piggies 105.52–93.34 Kurlewis Leeannacondas 97.58–96.78 Not enough cooks The Fishies 96.50–100.98 Burnaise Dynamics
4	Beer Barons 119.86–136.22 Not enough cooks Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 147.02–103.38 Kurlewis SERPION 108.30–81.16 The Aligators The Hatters 101.52–89.42 Seamen The Piggies 74.18–73.10 Standard Deviations Leeannacondas 80.22–97.34 A&T Football The Fishies 74.68–98.68 The Dirty Birds The Yorkshire Puddings 115.18–140.98 Burnaise Dynamics
5	The Hatters v The Piggies Seamen v Standard Deviations The Aligators v Kurlewis SERPION v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Yorkshire Puddings v Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics v Not enough cooks The Dirty Birds v A&T Football The Fishies v Leeannacondas
6	The Piggies v The Aligators The Dirty Birds v Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics v Leeannacondas Seamen v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 SERPION v Standard Deviations The Fishies v Not enough cooks The Yorkshire Puddings v A&T Football The Hatters v Kurlewis
7	The Fishies v The Piggies SERPION v Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics v Kurlewis Seamen v A&T Football The Aligators v Not enough cooks The Dirty Birds v Standard Deviations The Hatters v Leeannacondas Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v The Yorkshire Puddings
8	The Piggies v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Seamen v The Aligators Standard Deviations v Kurlewis The Hatters v SERPION Beer Barons v Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds v Burnaise Dynamics A&T Football v Not enough cooks The Fishies v The Yorkshire Puddings
9	The Piggies v Burnaise Dynamics Seamen v Beer Barons The Dirty Birds v The Aligators Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v Leeannacondas The Yorkshire Puddings v Standard Deviations The Hatters v Not enough cooks SERPION v The Fishies Kurlewis v A&T Football
10	The Piggies v Seamen Burnaise Dynamics v Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v The Aligators The Dirty Birds v Leeannacondas The Hatters v Standard Deviations The Yorkshire Puddings v Not enough cooks SERPION v Kurlewis The Fishies v A&T Football
11	The Piggies v Not enough cooks Beer Barons v Standard Deviations The Fishies v The Aligators Seamen v The Yorkshire Puddings Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v A&T Football SERPION v The Dirty Birds Leeannacondas v Kurlewis The Hatters v Burnaise Dynamics
12	The Piggies v The Aligators The Dirty Birds v Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics v Leeannacondas Seamen v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 SERPION v Standard Deviations The Fishies v Not enough cooks The Yorkshire Puddings v A&T Football The Hatters v Kurlewis
13	The Piggies v Standard Deviations Beer Barons v Not enough cooks The Yorkshire Puddings v Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters v Seamen SERPION v The Aligators The Fishies v The Dirty Birds Leeannacondas v A&T Football Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 v Kurlewis
14	SERPION v The Piggies The Fishies v Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics v A&T Football Seamen v Kurlewis The Aligators v Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds v Not enough cooks The Yorkshire Puddings v Leeannacondas The Hatters v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No keepers this season.

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