SeasonPlayed on Sleeper

2025

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–14

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 15–17

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 15–17

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 16–17

Divisions drawn in 2025 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: Win %, a tie counting half. Two franchises: head-to-head, then divisional record if they share a division, then Breakdown, then scissors-paper-rock. Three or more: divisional record if all share a division, then Breakdown, then scissors-paper-rock. The Shit Bowl uses the reverse.

Playoffs: Division winners take seeds 1-4 and 2 wildcards 5-6. Seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The mirror image: the 4 division losers and the 2 worst wildcards, the worst 2 on byes; losing advances

Mediocre Bowl: The remaining 4: 7 v 10 and 8 v 9, the winners meet

StandingsFinal standings by division

Group A
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
The Piggies	9-5-0	1477.38	1291.26	3	Playoffs
Standard Deviations	8-6-0	1369.38	1236.50	7	Mediocre Bowl
The Aligators	8-6-0	1370.58	1344.34	8	Mediocre Bowl
SERPION	5-9-0	1260.46	1457.28	4	Shit Bowl

Group B
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
The Dirty Birds	9-5-0	1337.70	1202.62	4	Playoffs
Beer Barons	9-5-0	1385.04	1341.44	5	Playoffs
Not enough cooks	5-9-0	1338.72	1413.36	6	Shit Bowl
The Fishies	3-11-0	1104.00	1387.28	1	Shit Bowl

Group C
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	9-5-0	1556.10	1430.78	2	Playoffs
Seamen	9-5-0	1610.84	1350.62	6	Playoffs
The Hatters	6-8-0	1275.40	1327.54	10	Mediocre Bowl
Kurlewis	5-9-0	1142.18	1429.44	2	Shit Bowl

Group D
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket
Burnaise Dynamics	10-4-0	1423.80	1200.10	1	Playoffs
Leeannacondas	7-7-0	1290.98	1288.12	9	Mediocre Bowl
A&T Football	5-9-0	1180.60	1314.90	5	Shit Bowl
The Yorkshire Puddings	5-9-0	1199.40	1306.98	3	Shit Bowl

Seeds by the league’s tiebreaks. The Shit Bowl’s seed 1 is the worst franchise; the Mediocre Bowl is numbered on from the Playoffs.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: Seamen

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	15	The Dirty Birds beat Beer Barons	121.76–65.18
Round 1	15	Seamen beat The Piggies	152.26–87.74
Semi-finals	16	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Dirty Birds	120.70–81.36
Semi-finals	16	Seamen beat Burnaise Dynamics	146.86–118.32
Final	17	Seamen beat Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	93.60–90.14

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: The Yorkshire Puddings

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	15	SERPION beat A&T Football	101.20–91.80
Round 1	15	Not enough cooks beat The Yorkshire Puddings	113.82–102.02
Semi-finals	16	A&T Football beat The Fishies	98.90–83.78
Semi-finals	16	Kurlewis beat The Yorkshire Puddings	118.40–94.26
Final	17	The Fishies beat The Yorkshire Puddings	110.48–81.78

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Standard Deviations

Round	Week	Game	Score
Semi-finals	16	The Aligators beat Leeannacondas	64.32–52.70
Semi-finals	16	Standard Deviations beat The Hatters	100.60–95.76
Final	17	Standard Deviations beat The Aligators	90.30–70.58

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	Beer Barons	19.89
Standard Deviation	The Aligators	27.18
Heartbreaker	Seamen	116.55
Lucky Duck	Kurlewis	91.43
Pick a Lane	Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	113
One-Man Army	Leeannacondas	24.0%
Draft Dodger	Unknown: The season's keepers aren't recorded yet, so its draft picks can't be told from its keepers.
Highest failed bid	The Aligators and The Hatters	$22
Most overpaid	The Piggies	$90

Every award →

Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	152.94	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	Week 6 v Kurlewis
Lowest score	45.20	The Yorkshire Puddings	Week 11 v Beer Barons
Biggest win	83.54	The Piggies	Week 12 v SERPION
Narrowest win	0.80	Kurlewis	Week 1 v A&T Football

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Seamen	168-42-0	9-5-0	-15.7
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	140-70-0	9-5-0	-2.4
The Piggies	133-76-1	9-5-0	+0.7
Burnaise Dynamics	129-81-0	10-4-0	+10.0
Standard Deviations	116-94-0	8-6-0	+1.9
The Aligators	114-96-0	8-6-0	+2.9
Beer Barons	111-99-0	9-5-0	+11.4
The Dirty Birds	111-99-0	9-5-0	+11.4
Not enough cooks	110-100-0	5-9-0	-16.7
The Hatters	99-111-0	6-8-0	-4.3
SERPION	92-118-0	5-9-0	-8.1
Leeannacondas	90-120-0	7-7-0	+7.1
The Yorkshire Puddings	77-133-0	5-9-0	-1.0
A&T Football	71-139-0	5-9-0	+1.9
Kurlewis	64-146-0	5-9-0	+5.2
The Fishies	54-155-1	3-11-0	-4.5

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Standard Deviations 117.98–109.42 Not enough cooks Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 79.68–111.42 The Aligators The Dirty Birds 66.12–97.16 Leeannacondas SERPION 84.26–124.72 Seamen Kurlewis 91.92–91.12 A&T Football The Hatters 97.12–102.62 Burnaise Dynamics The Piggies 83.52–80.78 Beer Barons The Fishies 60.54–83.08 The Yorkshire Puddings
2	The Dirty Birds 127.44–61.94 Not enough cooks SERPION 86.90–77.74 Standard Deviations The Hatters 96.78–108.90 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Piggies 121.10–76.68 The Aligators Leeannacondas 64.02–91.48 A&T Football The Fishies 92.64–102.98 Beer Barons The Yorkshire Puddings 97.40–99.74 Burnaise Dynamics Seamen 131.58–68.50 Kurlewis
3	Standard Deviations 112.54–67.72 Leeannacondas Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 96.02–110.42 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 92.04–97.86 Kurlewis SERPION 106.62–87.00 A&T Football Burnaise Dynamics 103.18–63.12 The Aligators The Hatters 73.76–69.92 The Fishies The Piggies 112.56–60.08 The Yorkshire Puddings Seamen 116.86–62.00 Not enough cooks
4	Beer Barons 77.28–95.40 Not enough cooks SERPION 83.78–109.74 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 100.64–107.12 A&T Football The Hatters 89.96–109.90 Kurlewis The Piggies 93.94–120.70 Standard Deviations The Fishies 93.94–74.66 The Dirty Birds The Yorkshire Puddings 88.92–122.76 Leeannacondas Seamen 144.80–146.62 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
5	Beer Barons 84.94–78.20 Kurlewis The Aligators 82.12–103.92 Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds 120.10–80.92 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 SERPION 119.44–112.16 The Yorkshire Puddings Burnaise Dynamics 107.38–91.60 Standard Deviations The Hatters 118.96–115.26 Not enough cooks The Piggies 102.04–97.14 A&T Football The Fishies 87.94–106.52 Seamen
6	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 152.94–84.80 Kurlewis The Aligators 45.30–92.12 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 116.94–80.98 Beer Barons SERPION 97.10–105.46 The Piggies Burnaise Dynamics 107.78–81.80 Leeannacondas The Hatters 90.66–99.68 Seamen The Fishies 51.26–97.84 Not enough cooks The Yorkshire Puddings 98.04–63.46 A&T Football
7	Beer Barons 116.68–105.24 Standard Deviations Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 79.58–82.36 Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds 106.36–87.94 The Aligators SERPION 84.02–102.36 The Fishies Burnaise Dynamics 113.32–70.62 Kurlewis The Hatters 62.26–67.20 A&T Football The Piggies 131.44–108.88 Not enough cooks Seamen 124.54–143.22 The Yorkshire Puddings
8	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 116.94–105.56 Not enough cooks The Aligators 119.82–98.28 A&T Football SERPION 64.70–128.18 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 102.52–46.42 The Dirty Birds The Piggies 70.80–88.72 Leeannacondas The Fishies 55.58–69.36 Kurlewis The Yorkshire Puddings 67.68–111.06 Standard Deviations Seamen 121.46–129.80 Beer Barons
9	Standard Deviations 77.22–62.54 Kurlewis Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 101.76–80.46 The Yorkshire Puddings SERPION 103.96–122.48 The Dirty Birds Burnaise Dynamics 131.08–93.70 Beer Barons The Hatters 101.70–79.42 The Piggies A&T Football 82.10–90.54 Not enough cooks The Fishies 80.42–150.30 The Aligators Seamen 105.40–88.92 Leeannacondas
10	Standard Deviations 91.32–69.50 A&T Football SERPION 119.84–84.04 Leeannacondas Kurlewis 63.58–116.90 Not enough cooks The Hatters 85.38–137.10 Beer Barons The Piggies 103.16–74.58 Burnaise Dynamics The Fishies 83.80–143.60 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Yorkshire Puddings 92.40–111.92 The Aligators Seamen 83.22–84.52 The Dirty Birds
11	The Dirty Birds 88.92–46.54 A&T Football SERPION 85.12–88.10 Kurlewis The Hatters 54.64–95.06 The Aligators The Piggies 98.06–133.54 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Leeannacondas 121.98–94.20 Not enough cooks The Fishies 77.04–122.70 Burnaise Dynamics The Yorkshire Puddings 45.20–69.42 Beer Barons Seamen 113.84–98.90 Standard Deviations
12	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 103.06–82.72 Kurlewis The Aligators 115.98–112.06 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 125.56–102.36 Beer Barons SERPION 60.52–144.06 The Piggies Burnaise Dynamics 95.34–79.92 Leeannacondas The Hatters 57.04–117.68 Seamen The Fishies 106.54–94.72 Not enough cooks The Yorkshire Puddings 74.56–89.06 A&T Football
13	Beer Barons 106.06–91.52 Not enough cooks SERPION 73.14–119.74 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 82.56–105.14 A&T Football The Hatters 123.86–79.02 Kurlewis The Piggies 88.56–109.40 Standard Deviations The Fishies 68.74–91.20 The Dirty Birds The Yorkshire Puddings 88.54–66.02 Leeannacondas Seamen 108.74–113.18 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
14	The Dirty Birds 74.94–94.54 Not enough cooks SERPION 91.06–51.50 Standard Deviations The Hatters 120.76–99.36 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Piggies 143.26–81.44 The Aligators Leeannacondas 141.64–85.46 A&T Football The Fishies 73.28–92.54 Beer Barons The Yorkshire Puddings 67.66–54.70 Burnaise Dynamics Seamen 111.80–95.06 Kurlewis
15	Playoffs: The Dirty Birds 121.76–65.18 Beer Barons Shit Bowl: SERPION 101.20–91.80 A&T Football Playoffs: The Piggies 87.74–152.26 Seamen Shit Bowl: The Yorkshire Puddings 102.02–113.82 Not enough cooks
16	Mediocre Bowl: The Aligators 64.32–52.70 Leeannacondas Mediocre Bowl: The Hatters 95.76–100.60 Standard Deviations Playoffs: The Dirty Birds 81.36–120.70 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Shit Bowl: The Fishies 83.78–98.90 A&T Football Shit Bowl: The Yorkshire Puddings 94.26–118.40 Kurlewis Playoffs: Seamen 146.86–118.32 Burnaise Dynamics
17	Mediocre Bowl: The Aligators 70.58–90.30 Standard Deviations Shit Bowl: The Fishies 110.48–81.78 The Yorkshire Puddings Playoffs: Seamen 93.60–90.14 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬

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