Franchise2012–
Team names
CareerRegular season
- 110-80-0
- W-L-T
- 57.9%
- Win %
- 100.85
- PF per game
- 96.45
- PA per game
- 53.0%
- Breakdown %
- 0
- Championships
- 0
- Shit Bowl winner titles
Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.
Win % counts a tie as half a win.
Breakdown % is over the 11 seasons with every regular-season score.
Season by season
| Season | Division | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Group A | 2-2-0 | 389.74 | 362.44 | ||
| 2025 | Group A | 8-6-0 | 1370.58 | 1344.34 | ||
| 2024 | East | 8-6-0† | 1395.76 | 1352.22 | 4 | 6 |
| 2023 | East | 8-6-0† | 1399.56 | 1317.62 | 4 | 3 |
| 2022 | East Coast | 7-7-0† | 1380.70 | 1458.18 | 14 | |
| 2021 | Sydney East | 7-7-0 | 1267.08 | 1275.44 | 13 | |
| 2020 | East | 6-7-0 | 1238.52 | 1324.04 | 6 | 12 |
| 2019 | North | 10-3-0 | 1360.74 | 1120.38 | 3 | 3 |
| 2018 | International | 8-5-0 | 1479.94 | 1276.48 | 4 | 3 |
| 2017 | East | 7-6-0 | 1183.90 | 1178.18 | 14 | |
| 2016 | East | 9-4-0 | 1267.36 | 1126.76 | 3 | 6 |
| 2015 | South | 7-6-0 | 1365.18 | 1271.32 | 13 | |
| 2014 | Division 1 | 7-7-0 | 1453.44 | 1445.76 | 11 | |
| 2013 | Division 1 | 9-5-0 | 1452.18 | 1416.70 | 2 | 2 |
| 2012 | Division 1 | 9-5-0 | 1546.64 | 1417.18 | 2 | 4 |
†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.
Brackets
| Season | Bracket | Seed | Result | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Mediocre Bowl | Played | Week 16 W 64.32–52.70 v Leeannacondas Week 17 L 70.58–90.30 v Standard Deviations | |
| 2024 | Playoffs | 4 | Out in round 1 | Week 15 L ‡ v The Hatters |
| 2023 | Playoffs | 4 | Out in the semi-finals | Week 16 L ‡ v The Fresno Fishies (The Fishies) |
| 2019 | Playoffs | 3 | Out in the semi-finals | Week 14 W 142.74–98.80 v Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees) Week 15 L 112.76–154.64 v Peaches and Kareem (Not enough cooks) |
| 2018 | Playoffs | 4 | Out in the semi-finals | Week 14 W 119.12–116.38 v Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice) Week 15 L 79.16–108.02 v The Ertz Lockett (The Hatters) |
| 2016 | Playoffs | 3 | Out in round 1 | Week 14 L 69.18–88.90 v Donte Go Breaking My Heart (The Dirty Birds) |
| 2013 | Playoffs | 2 | Runner-up | Week 15 W 116.12–96.52 v Skittles and Shady (The Hatters) Week 16 L 105.98–166.30 v DeMarco Polo (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) |
| 2012 | Playoffs | 2 | Out in the semi-finals | Week 15 L 76.54–88.16 v The Claireville Cougars |
‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.
NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.
AwardsAward tally
| Award | Won | Seasons |
|---|---|---|
| Nail Biter | 1 | 2020 |
| Standard Deviation | 2 | 2015, 2025 |
| Highest failed bid | 1 | 2025 |
Records heldTop 10 entries
| Record | Over | # | Figure | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lowest score in a win Scoring | All eras, all games | 7 | 64.32 | 2025 week 16 v Leeannacondas |
| Lowest score in a win Scoring | All eras, all games | 8 | 65.28 | 2016 week 2 v Beer Barons |
| Biggest margin Scoring | All eras, all games | 8 | 85.58 | 2016 week 9 v London Tanqs |
| Biggest margin Scoring | All eras, all games | 9 | 84.92 | 2019 week 5 v Mooreccan chicken with rice |
| Lowest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 8 | 117.02 | 2025 week 16 v Leeannacondas |
| Career wins Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 3 | 117 | 2012–2026 |
| Career win % Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 5 | 56.5% | 2012–2026 |
| Career points per game Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 5 | 100.53 | 2012–2026 |
| Longest winning streak Results and streaks | All eras, regular season | 5 | 7 | 2019 week 2–2019 week 8 |
| Fewest points against Seasons | All eras, regular season | 6 | 1120.38 | |
| Fewest points against Seasons | All eras, regular season | 8 | 1126.76 | |
| Luckiest season Luck | All eras, regular season | 9 | +15.9% | |
| Finals reached Brackets | All eras, all games | 6 | 1 | |
| Playoff appearances Brackets | All eras, all games | 3 | 7 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 7 | 2 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 7 | 2 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 7 | 2 | |
| Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 2 | 87.5% | v Kurlewis |
| Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 2 | 87.5% | v Mooreccan chicken with rice |
| Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 6 | 78.6% | v Mikkels Manatees |
| Most-played pairing Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 2 | 17 | v Beer Barons |
| Most-played pairing Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 2 | 17 | v SERPION |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 4 | 5580.40 | 2021 Sydney East |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 8 | 5479.54 | 2022 East Coast |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 9 | 5477.80 | 2025 Group A |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 3 | 32 | 2022 East Coast |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 7 | 30 | 2025 Group A |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 1 | 4448.68 | 2017 East |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 3 | 4700.88 | 2018 International |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 4806.90 | 2019 North |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 1 | 21 | 2018 International |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 3 | 22 | 2019 North |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2017 East |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2024 East |
| Most bench points in a season Sleeper era | Sleeper era, regular season | 6 | 338.10 | 2025 |
Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.
Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games
| Opponent | Games | W-L-T | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beer Barons | 17† | 11-6-0 | 1822.72 | 1691.92 | Games → |
| SERPION | 17† | 8-9-0 | 1647.38‡ | 1581.62 | Games → |
| Mikkels Manatees | 14† | 11-3-0 | 1590.76 | 1220.74 | Games → |
| The Hatters | 14† | 6-8-0 | 1290.10‡ | 1238.14 | Games → |
| Standard Deviations | 13† | 4-9-0 | 1080.34 | 1381.38 | Games → |
| Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 12† | 6-6-0 | 1279.88 | 1295.54 | Games → |
| Burnaise Dynamics | 10† | 4-6-0 | 869.54 | 1043.02 | Games → |
| Leeannacondas | 10† | 4-6-0 | 877.20 | 959.70 | Games → |
| The Dirty Birds | 10† | 7-3-0 | 945.62 | 868.44 | Games → |
| A&T Football | 9† | 5-4-0 | 857.14 | 859.54 | Games → |
| London Tanqs | 9† | 6-3-0 | 930.36 | 803.44 | Games → |
| The Piggies | 9† | 3-6-0 | 850.08 | 923.76 | Games → |
| Kurlewis | 8† | 7-1-0 | 824.38 | 751.64 | Games → |
| Mooreccan chicken with rice | 8 | 7-1-0 | 902.32 | 701.20 | Games → |
| Not enough cooks | 7† | 4-3-0 | 687.54 | 713.14 | Games → |
| The Claireville Cougars | 3 | 2-1-0 | 319.86 | 278.18 | Games → |
| The Fishies | 3† | 1-2-0 | 234.10‡ | 179.82 | Games → |
| The Yorkshire Puddings | 1† | 1-0-0 | 111.92 | 92.40 | Games → |
†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.
‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.
Best and worst gamesGames with a score
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 162.64* | 2018 week 11 W 162.64–85.74 v Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees) |
| 2 | 160.56* | 2013 week 8 W 160.56–92.54 v Skittles and Shady (The Hatters) |
| 3 | 154.28* | 2019 week 5 W 154.28–69.36 v Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice) |
| 4 | 150.30* | 2025 week 9 W 150.30–80.42 v The Fishies |
| 5 | 150.18* | 2020 week 2 W 150.18–125.64 v The Beer Barons (Beer Barons) |
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 45.30* | 2025 week 6 L 45.30–92.12 v Standard Deviations |
| 2 | 52.90* | 2022 week 6 L 52.90–75.70 v Mikkels Manatees |
| 3 | 55.50* | 2015 week 11 L 55.50–82.04 v SERPION |
| 4 | 55.86* | 2022 week 4 L 55.86–139.78 v Standard Deviations |
| 5 | 57.60* | 2015 week 7 L 57.60–94.28 v Abdullah Akbar (The Piggies) |
*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.
Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on
| NFL player | Position | Starts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Emeka Egbuka | WR | 13 | 143.20 |
| TreVeyon Henderson | RB | 13 | 128.60 |
| CeeDee Lamb | WR | 12 | 148.40 |
| RJ Harvey | RB | 11 | 124.30 |
| Rashee Rice | WR | 7 | 115.00 |
| Harold Fannin | TE | 7 | 56.70 |
| Baltimore Ravens | DEF | 7 | 55.00 |
| Jacoby Brissett | QB | 6 | 103.88 |
| Justin Fields | QB | 6 | 95.50 |
| Tyrone Tracy | RB | 6 | 46.30 |
Starter points by position in Statsguru →
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 1 | CeeDee Lamb | WR | – | |
| 31 | 2 | TreVeyon Henderson | RB | A&T Football | – |
| 34 | 3 | RJ Harvey | RB | A&T Football | – |
| 56 | 4 | Travis Hunter | DB | – | |
| 77 | 5 | Emeka Egbuka | WR | Beer Barons | – |
| 84 | 6 | Rashee Rice | WR | Beer Barons | – |
| 105 | 7 | Jayden Higgins | WR | – | |
| 120 | 8 | Justin Fields | QB | – | |
| 137 | 9 | Tyrone Tracy | RB | – | |
| 152 | 10 | Woody Marks | RB | – | |
| 169 | 11 | Kyle Monangai | RB | – | |
| 184 | 12 | Cam Little | K | – | |
| 201 | 13 | Elic Ayomanor | WR | – | |
| 216 | 14 | Brenton Strange | TE | – |
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16 | 1 | Ashton Jeanty | RB | ||
| 17 | 2 | Omarion Hampton | RB | ||
| 48 | 3 | Terry McLaurin | WR | ||
| 49 | 4 | Luther Burden | WR | ||
| 80 | 5 | Harold Fannin | TE | ||
| 81 | 6 | Drake Maye | QB | ||
| 112 | 7 | Jayden Reed | WR | ||
| 113 | 8 | Tyjae Spears | RB | ||
| 144 | 9 | Isaiah Likely | TE | ||
| 145 | 10 | Jordyn Tyson | WR | ||
| 176 | 11 | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | ||
| 177 | 12 | Malik Willis | QB | ||
| 208 | 13 | Malik Davis | RB | ||
| 209 | 14 | Evan McPherson | K |
2026 keepers: none.
Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.
From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.