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2018

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–13

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 14–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 14–16

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 14–15

Divisions drawn in 2018 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings by division

International
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
The Aligators	8-5-0	1479.94	1276.48	4	Playoffs	3
Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)	3-10-0	933.30	1312.06			8
Kandys Konservative Koalition (A&T Football)	4-9-0	1146.60	1185.36			12
Sack Crack n Dak (Beer Barons)	6-7-0	1141.04	1287.08			16

Metropolitan
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	8-5-0	1451.52	1228.94	6	Playoffs	1
Huey Lewis and the News (Burnaise Dynamics)	12-1-0	1569.34	1260.82	1	Playoffs	4
The Stafford wives (Kurlewis)	4-9-0	1160.00	1298.56			9
Standard Deviations	7-6-0	1183.80	1141.44			15

South
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Kelce me rollin they hatin (The Piggies)	8-5-0	1405.02	1280.56	3	Playoffs	6
Leeannacondas	3-10-0	1244.12	1413.12			7
SERPION	4-9-0	1345.38	1505.96			11
Economic Gurley Men (London Tanqs)	7-6-0	1365.16	1363.00			13

West
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
The Ertz Lockett (The Hatters)	9-4-0	1429.14	1310.02	2	Playoffs	2
Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	8-5-0	1421.42	1394.44	5	Playoffs	5
Harder Breida Faster Stronger (The Dirty Birds)	6-7-0	1227.72	1313.12			10
Peaches and Kareem (Not enough cooks)	7-6-0	1347.84	1280.38			14

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	14	The Aligators beat Mooreccan chicken with rice	119.12–116.38
Round 1	14	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Piggies	139.98–89.22
Semi-finals	15	The Hatters beat The Aligators	108.02–79.16
Semi-finals	15	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat Burnaise Dynamics	72.12–61.24
Final	16	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 beat The Hatters	139.34–103.44

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	Economic Gurley Men (London Tanqs)	14.98
Standard Deviation	Kelce me rollin they hatin (The Piggies)	30.91
Heartbreaker	Economic Gurley Men (London Tanqs)	108.73
Lucky Duck	Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)	84.33
Pick a Lane	L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	39

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	178.08	The Piggies	Week 4 v London Tanqs
Lowest score	40.82	Mikkels Manatees	Week 10 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Biggest win	76.90	The Aligators	Week 11 v Mikkels Manatees
Narrowest win	0.40	Not enough cooks	Week 8 v The Piggies

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Burnaise Dynamics	153-42-0	12-1-0	+13.8
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	134-61-0	8-5-0	-7.2
The Aligators	130-65-0	8-5-0	-5.1
The Hatters	123-72-0	9-4-0	+6.2
Mooreccan chicken with rice	122-73-0	8-5-0	-1.0
The Piggies	118-77-0	8-5-0	+1.0
London Tanqs	107-88-0	7-6-0	-1.0
Not enough cooks	106-89-0	7-6-0	-0.5
SERPION	103-92-0	4-9-0	-22.1
The Dirty Birds	85-110-0	6-7-0	+2.6
Leeannacondas	77-118-0	3-10-0	-16.4
Standard Deviations	75-120-0	7-6-0	+15.4
A&T Football	68-127-0	4-9-0	-4.1
Kurlewis	66-129-0	4-9-0	-3.1
Beer Barons	62-133-0	6-7-0	+14.4
Mikkels Manatees	31-164-0	3-10-0	+7.2

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Beer Barons 96.40–106.96 The Hatters London Tanqs 103.84–106.04 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 142.44–92.92 SERPION The Dirty Birds 75.80–139.92 Standard Deviations Mikkels Manatees 66.96–106.94 Mooreccan chicken with rice The Piggies 123.06–90.04 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 A&T Football 72.26–69.94 Leeannacondas Not enough cooks 114.48–115.04 Kurlewis
2	Standard Deviations 83.26–91.74 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Aligators 144.54–79.60 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 123.88–107.80 Mooreccan chicken with rice SERPION 122.04–113.00 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 63.64–62.06 A&T Football Kurlewis 81.48–111.30 Burnaise Dynamics Leeannacondas 104.68–139.10 The Piggies Not enough cooks 100.26–116.52 The Hatters
3	The Aligators 90.66–128.60 Burnaise Dynamics SERPION 114.48–111.34 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 68.64–118.86 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 98.58–62.82 Beer Barons The Piggies 63.14–82.52 The Dirty Birds A&T Football 62.06–99.04 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Leeannacondas 108.10–151.96 Mooreccan chicken with rice Not enough cooks 77.22–99.60 London Tanqs
4	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 94.10–135.68 Burnaise Dynamics The Dirty Birds 82.36–93.56 Not enough cooks Mikkels Manatees 79.80–64.60 Beer Barons Kurlewis 96.68–115.80 Standard Deviations The Piggies 178.08–165.30 London Tanqs Mooreccan chicken with rice 139.26–100.08 The Hatters A&T Football 117.46–129.66 The Aligators Leeannacondas 121.92–74.98 SERPION
5	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 108.96–109.72 Beer Barons The Aligators 80.02–63.84 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 84.50–115.82 SERPION Mikkels Manatees 79.56–120.58 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 120.52–96.94 The Piggies Mooreccan chicken with rice 86.28–114.30 London Tanqs A&T Football 80.90–92.32 Kurlewis Not enough cooks 113.34–110.58 Leeannacondas
6	London Tanqs 88.98–106.40 Leeannacondas The Dirty Birds 93.46–87.86 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 63.38–129.02 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 117.70–88.64 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 76.36–119.78 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Piggies 125.42–104.00 SERPION Mooreccan chicken with rice 91.20–118.10 Not enough cooks A&T Football 110.74–111.22 Beer Barons
7	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 120.52–74.62 Leeannacondas The Aligators 115.20–122.38 The Hatters The Dirty Birds 95.82–70.34 Mikkels Manatees SERPION 95.30–151.16 Burnaise Dynamics Kurlewis 69.28–81.96 London Tanqs The Piggies 64.64–96.88 Standard Deviations Mooreccan chicken with rice 117.36–107.94 A&T Football Not enough cooks 128.88–83.44 Beer Barons
8	Standard Deviations 58.50–78.60 Beer Barons London Tanqs 123.86–108.68 The Dirty Birds The Aligators 109.44–136.62 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 SERPION 103.74–116.40 Mooreccan chicken with rice Mikkels Manatees 109.56–69.30 Kurlewis A&T Football 102.56–122.06 Burnaise Dynamics Leeannacondas 90.44–92.10 The Hatters Not enough cooks 101.96–101.56 The Piggies
9	Beer Barons 84.72–95.32 London Tanqs SERPION 98.00–105.86 Kurlewis Mikkels Manatees 59.84–96.36 The Piggies The Hatters 93.54–114.88 Burnaise Dynamics Mooreccan chicken with rice 129.20–116.78 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 A&T Football 107.52–59.40 The Dirty Birds Leeannacondas 85.86–112.14 Standard Deviations Not enough cooks 103.76–65.54 The Aligators
10	Beer Barons 113.40–83.42 Burnaise Dynamics Mikkels Manatees 40.82–106.20 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Kurlewis 104.76–112.30 The Aligators The Hatters 153.00–104.52 London Tanqs The Piggies 126.42–107.80 Mooreccan chicken with rice A&T Football 56.34–82.42 Standard Deviations Leeannacondas 88.16–121.22 The Dirty Birds Not enough cooks 106.16–99.74 SERPION
11	Standard Deviations 99.22–139.38 Burnaise Dynamics Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 117.42–96.10 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 84.16–103.92 The Hatters SERPION 72.20–104.48 The Piggies Mikkels Manatees 85.74–162.64 The Aligators A&T Football 82.18–84.00 Beer Barons Leeannacondas 83.08–76.72 London Tanqs Not enough cooks 90.86–95.24 Mooreccan chicken with rice
12	Standard Deviations 70.74–68.64 Kurlewis Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 132.92–135.04 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 85.64–93.12 A&T Football Mikkels Manatees 76.36–88.22 Beer Barons The Piggies 87.58–89.00 London Tanqs Mooreccan chicken with rice 74.08–129.34 The Hatters Leeannacondas 114.52–151.56 SERPION Not enough cooks 113.32–127.98 The Dirty Birds
13	Standard Deviations 53.58–117.40 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Aligators 112.84–84.30 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 87.94–97.90 Mooreccan chicken with rice SERPION 100.60–108.76 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 68.66–91.46 A&T Football Kurlewis 85.60–103.50 Burnaise Dynamics The Piggies 98.24–85.82 Leeannacondas Not enough cooks 85.94–91.58 The Hatters
14	Playoffs: The Aligators 119.12–116.38 Mooreccan chicken with rice Playoffs: The Piggies 89.22–139.98 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
15	Playoffs: The Aligators 79.16–108.02 The Hatters Playoffs: Burnaise Dynamics 61.24–72.12 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
16	Playoffs: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 139.34–103.44 The Hatters

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.