Franchise2012–2022

London Tanqs

Departed · 11 seasons, 2012–2022

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2022London Tanqs
2021Swiftboats 4 breakdown justice
2020Sanders' Herbs and Spices
2019Fuller breida butter
2018Economic Gurley Men
2017The Adams Family
2016The Adams Family
2015Another Prick in the Ball
2014Sanu Improved and Peytonted
2013Jordy Shore
2012The Enmalones

CareerRegular season

68-80-0
W-L-T
45.9%
Win %
97.29
PF per game
100.72
PA per game
50.1%
Breakdown %
1
Championships
1
Shit Bowl winner titles

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 10 seasons with every regular-season score.

A disputed title counts for nobody until it is settled.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2022International8-6-0†1288.821330.0465
2021International4-10-01299.781422.6257
2020International5-8-01111.521192.3257
2019North6-7-01277.241241.2216
2018South7-6-01365.161363.0013
2017West10-3-01384.981134.1821
2016South5-8-01188.621331.58511
2015West9-4-01376.241252.0456
2014Division 16-8-01478.361516.7012
2013Division 13-11-01323.601646.8648
2012Division 15-9-01304.641476.5446

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2022Playoffs6Out in round 1

Week 15 L ‡ v Bearnaise Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics)

2021Shit BowlShit Bowl winner? Disputed
2017Playoffs2Champion

Week 15 W 138.08–109.96 v Meet the Winstons (Beer Barons)

Week 16 W 115.02–96.12 v Ring my Bell (Burnaise Dynamics)

2015Playoffs5Out in round 1

Week 14 L 86.34–103.08 v Spare the rod spoil the child (Burnaise Dynamics)

2013Shit BowlShit Bowl winner

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Nail Biter22014, 2018
Standard Deviation12019
Heartbreaker12018

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score ScoringAll eras, all games3193.542019 week 5 v Standard Deviations
Lowest score ScoringAll eras, all games436.302022 week 9 v SERPION
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games1165.302018 week 4 v The Piggies
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games7130.162014 week 4 v The Dirty Birds
Biggest margin ScoringAll eras, all games498.342019 week 5 v Standard Deviations
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games1343.382018 week 4 v The Piggies
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games4288.742019 week 5 v Standard Deviations
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games7281.602012 week 1 v Mikkels Manatees
Career points per game Results and streaksAll eras, all games1097.612012–2022
Longest losing streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season482013 week 7–2013 week 14
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season43
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season11646.86
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season81516.70
Fewest points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season101134.18
Best Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season872.3%
Career most points against per game LuckAll eras, all games2100.772012–2022
Championships BracketsAll eras, all games41
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games61
Shit Bowl winner titles BracketsAll eras, all games31
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games84
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games416 v Beer Barons
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season75489.502021 International
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season24696.842016 South
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season54789.042017 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season64806.902019 North
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season84818.602015 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season3222018 South
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season3222019 North
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242015 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242016 South
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242020 International

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Beer Barons16†8-8-01504.501587.44Games →
Burnaise Dynamics13†6-7-01130.50‡1227.02Games →
SERPION13†4-9-01118.001278.68Games →
Standard Deviations12†4-8-01230.721325.36Games →
The Dirty Birds11†7-4-01086.421007.92Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬10†5-5-01046.001071.36Games →
The Hatters10†4-6-01050.041134.18Games →
A&T Football9†4-5-0870.06937.50Games →
Mikkels Manatees9†5-4-0884.02841.84Games →
The Aligators9†3-6-0803.44930.36Games →
Kurlewis8†2-6-0698.68818.62Games →
Leeannacondas7†2-5-0700.40683.22Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice74-3-0749.38633.46Games →
The Piggies6†3-3-0642.10653.00Games →
Not enough cooks4†4-0-0459.78361.58Games →
The Claireville Cougars20-2-0161.66217.22Games →
The Fishies1†0-1-070.5682.38Games →

†Games missing: 2022 has regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1193.54*2019 week 5 W 193.54–95.20 v Standard Deviations
2165.30*2018 week 4 L 165.30–178.08 v Kelce me rollin they hatin (The Piggies)
3146.06*2017 week 3 W 146.06–98.72 v DIGGS IS HOW WE DO IT (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
4143.92*2015 week 1 W 143.92–82.82 v Good Luck You Gronks (Leeannacondas)
5143.32*2012 week 1 W 143.32–138.28 v Fifty Shades of Ray (Mikkels Manatees)
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
136.30*2022 week 9 L 36.30–110.26 v SERPION
247.26*2019 week 11 L 47.26–92.72 v The Aligators
348.66*2020 week 8 L 48.66–81.52 v Burnmore Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics)
449.78*2013 week 12 L 49.78–97.36 v My Ball Zach Ertz (Kurlewis)
552.52*2012 week 3 L 52.52–125.60 v It's a Brees (Beer Barons)

*Only games with a score count: 2022 has weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

This franchise didn't play in the Sleeper era.