Franchise2015–
Team names
CareerRegular season
- 76-72-0
- W-L-T
- 51.4%
- Win %
- 97.24
- PF per game
- 97.45
- PA per game
- 53.3%
- Breakdown %
- 1
- Championships
- 0
- Shit Bowl winner titles
Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.
Win % counts a tie as half a win.
Breakdown % is over the 8 seasons with every regular-season score.
Season by season
| Season | Division | W-L-T | PF | PA | Seed | Final |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Group D | 2-2-0 | 370.28 | 392.20 | ||
| 2025 | Group D | 7-7-0 | 1290.98 | 1288.12 | ||
| 2024 | Central | 3-11-0† | 1268.86 | 1403.94 | 1 | 9 |
| 2023 | Central | 5-9-0† | 1192.52 | 1370.86 | 3 | 10 |
| 2022 | Miscellaneous | 6-8-0† | 1413.28 | 1379.84 | 16 | |
| 2021 | Regional | 11-3-0 | 1376.28 | 1219.88 | 2 | 1 |
| 2020 | Regional | 7-6-0 | 1240.54 | 1250.06 | 6 | 6 |
| 2019 | South | 6-7-0 | 1202.74 | 1359.64 | 6 | 12 |
| 2018 | South | 3-10-0 | 1244.12 | 1413.12 | 1 | 7 |
| 2017 | South | 10-3-0 | 1371.52 | 1111.44 | 3 | 5 |
| 2016 | East | 9-4-0 | 1496.58 | 1355.54 | 5 | 5 |
| 2015 | East | 9-4-0 | 1294.54 | 1270.18 | 3 | 5 |
†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.
Brackets
| Season | Bracket | Seed | Result | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Mediocre Bowl | Played | Week 16 L 52.70–64.32 v The Aligators | |
| 2021 | Playoffs | 2 | Champion | Week 16 W 115.96–106.34 v The Beer Barons (Beer Barons) Week 17 W ‡ v The Hatters |
| 2020 | Playoffs | 6 | Out in round 1 | |
| 2017 | Playoffs | 3 | Out in round 1 | Week 14 L 107.94–142.82 v lynching jordies (The Hatters) |
| 2016 | Playoffs | 5 | Out in round 1 | Week 14 L 70.62–75.24 v Teifert Fever (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬) |
| 2015 | Playoffs | 3 | Out in round 1 | Week 14 L 91.00–99.42 v One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice) |
‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.
NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.
AwardsAward tally
| Award | Won | Seasons |
|---|---|---|
| One-Man Army | 1 | 2025 |
Records heldTop 10 entries
| Record | Over | # | Figure | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lowest score in a win Scoring | All eras, all games | 1 | 57.08 | 2015 week 11 v Mooreccan chicken with rice |
| Lowest score in a win Scoring | All eras, all games | 5 | 64.02 | 2017 week 3 v A&T Football |
| Biggest margin Scoring | All eras, all games | 6 | 90.52 | 2016 week 9 v Mooreccan chicken with rice |
| Narrowest margin Scoring | All eras, all games | 7 | 0.44 | 2016 week 1 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 |
| Lowest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 3 | 102.70 | 2017 week 3 v A&T Football |
| Lowest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 4 | 110.24 | 2015 week 11 v Mooreccan chicken with rice |
| Lowest combined score Scoring | All eras, all games | 8 | 117.02 | 2025 week 16 v The Aligators |
| Career win % Results and streaks | All eras, all games | 8 | 50.3% | 2015–2026 |
| Longest winning streak Results and streaks | All eras, regular season | 3 | 10 | 2021 week 6–2022 week 1 |
| Longest winning streak Results and streaks | All eras, regular season | 5 | 7 | 2017 week 2–2017 week 8 |
| Most wins Seasons | All eras, regular season | 4 | 11 | |
| Fewest wins Seasons | All eras, regular season | 4 | 3 | |
| Fewest wins Seasons | All eras, regular season | 4 | 3 | |
| Fewest points against Seasons | All eras, regular season | 2 | 1111.44 | |
| Best points per game Seasons | All eras, regular season | 8 | 115.12 | |
| Best Breakdown % Seasons | All eras, regular season | 7 | 72.8% | |
| Best Breakdown % Seasons | All eras, regular season | 8 | 72.3% | |
| Luckiest season Luck | All eras, regular season | 1 | +23.3% | |
| Championships Brackets | All eras, all games | 4 | 1 | |
| Finals reached Brackets | All eras, all games | 6 | 1 | |
| Playoff appearances Brackets | All eras, all games | 6 | 5 | |
| Longest Playoff drought Brackets | All eras, all games | 8 | 4 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 5 | 3 | |
| Longest Playoff appearance streak Brackets | All eras, all games | 7 | 2 | |
| Most-played pairing Head-to-head | All eras, all games | 4 | 16 | v The Piggies |
| Group of Death Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 5526.26 | 2024 Central |
| Winningest Divisions | All eras, regular season | 7 | 30 | 2022 Miscellaneous |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 7 | 4807.42 | 2017 South |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 9 | 4827.82 | 2015 East |
| Weakest division by points for Divisions | All eras, regular season | 10 | 4934.22 | 2020 Regional |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 3 | 22 | 2018 South |
| Weakest division by wins Divisions | All eras, regular season | 6 | 24 | 2017 South |
| Best single NFL player score Sleeper era | Sleeper era, all games | 3 | 42.68 | 2025 week 11 v Not enough cooks · Josh Allen |
| Best single NFL player score Sleeper era | Sleeper era, all games | 7 | 38.76 | 2025 week 1 v The Dirty Birds · Josh Allen |
Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.
Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games
| Opponent | Games | W-L-T | PF | PA | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Piggies | 16† | 10-6-0 | 1603.96 | 1464.26 | Games → |
| SERPION | 10† | 7-3-0 | 1104.44 | 1049.34 | Games → |
| The Aligators | 10† | 6-4-0 | 959.70 | 877.20 | Games → |
| A&T Football | 9† | 5-4-0 | 803.90 | 785.72 | Games → |
| Mooreccan chicken with rice | 9 | 4-5-0 | 872.94 | 904.50 | Games → |
| Burnaise Dynamics | 8† | 2-6-0 | 819.86 | 919.84 | Games → |
| Not enough cooks | 8† | 4-4-0 | 783.10 | 824.84 | Games → |
| The Hatters | 8† | 4-4-0 | 713.52‡ | 687.08 | Games → |
| London Tanqs | 7† | 5-2-0 | 683.22 | 700.40 | Games → |
| Standard Deviations | 7† | 4-3-0 | 695.00 | 693.08 | Games → |
| The Dirty Birds | 7† | 3-4-0 | 679.78 | 726.86 | Games → |
| Kurlewis | 6† | 3-3-0 | 565.36 | 552.52 | Games → |
| Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 6† | 3-3-0 | 522.60 | 591.08 | Games → |
| Beer Barons | 5† | 4-1-0 | 594.02 | 516.06 | Games → |
| Mikkels Manatees | 5† | 4-1-0 | 517.56 | 410.78 | Games → |
| The Yorkshire Puddings | 3† | 2-1-0 | 292.46 | 249.28 | Games → |
| Seamen | 1 | 0-1-0 | 88.92 | 105.40 | Games → |
| The Fishies | 1† | 1-0-0 | 105.42 | 91.72 | Games → |
†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.
‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.
Best and worst gamesGames with a score
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 159.70* | 2020 week 12 W 159.70–87.82 v Burnmore Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics) |
| 2 | 149.08* | 2016 week 4 W 149.08–103.06 v Meet the Winstons (Beer Barons) |
| 3 | 145.48* | 2016 week 9 W 145.48–54.96 v Ah Maclin you've done it again (Mooreccan chicken with rice) |
| 4 | 141.64* | 2025 week 14 W 141.64–85.46 v A&T Football |
| 5 | 138.78* | 2016 week 10 W 138.78–113.22 v Gordon Ramseys Cooking Wares (Burnaise Dynamics) |
| # | Points | Game |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 52.70* | 2025 week 16 L 52.70–64.32 v The Aligators |
| 2 | 55.78* | 2020 week 11 L 55.78–70.28 v Piggy's Mixon match lolly bar (The Piggies) |
| 3 | 57.08* | 2015 week 11 W 57.08–53.16 v One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice) |
| 4 | 62.98* | 2021 week 1 L 62.98–110.82 v Swiftboats 4 breakdown justice (London Tanqs) |
| 5 | 64.02* | 2017 week 3 W 64.02–38.68 v Kandys Konservatives (A&T Football) |
| 5 | 64.02* | 2025 week 2 L 64.02–91.48 v A&T Football |
*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.
Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on
| NFL player | Position | Starts | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| Josh Allen | QB | 14 | 316.92 |
| Josh Jacobs | RB | 14 | 196.10 |
| Kyle Pitts | TE | 14 | 115.30 |
| Xavier Worthy | WR | 13 | 84.30 |
| Kareem Hunt | RB | 12 | 117.60 |
| Deebo Samuel | WR | 11 | 114.70 |
| Evan McPherson | K | 9 | 64.00 |
| Matthew Golden | WR | 8 | 42.20 |
| Michael Wilson | WR | 6 | 99.40 |
| Jake Elliott | K | 6 | 37.00 |
Starter points by position in Statsguru →
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 1 | Josh Jacobs | RB | – | |
| 22 | 2 | Josh Allen | QB | – | |
| 43 | 3 | Xavier Worthy | WR | – | |
| 54 | 4 | Kaleb Johnson | RB | – | |
| 75 | 5 | Matthew Golden | WR | – | |
| 86 | 6 | Deebo Samuel | WR | – | |
| 107 | 7 | Kyle Pitts | TE | – | |
| 118 | 8 | Joe Mixon | RB | – | |
| 139 | 9 | Luther Burden | WR | – | |
| 150 | 10 | Kareem Hunt | RB | – | |
| 171 | 11 | Amari Cooper | WR | – | |
| 182 | 12 | Washington Commanders | DEF | – | |
| 203 | 13 | Evan McPherson | K | – | |
| 214 | 14 | Cam Ward | QB | – |
| Pick | Round | NFL player | Position | From | Kept |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | 1 | Derrick Henry | RB | ||
| 19 | 2 | A.J. Brown | WR | ||
| 46 | 3 | Jaylen Waddle | WR | ||
| 51 | 4 | Jadarian Price | RB | ||
| 78 | 5 | Marvin Harrison | WR | ||
| 83 | 6 | Blake Corum | RB | ||
| 110 | 7 | Dalton Kincaid | TE | ||
| 115 | 8 | Brock Purdy | QB | ||
| 142 | 9 | Justice Hill | RB | ||
| 147 | 10 | Kaelon Black | RB | ||
| 174 | 11 | Mark Andrews | TE | ||
| 179 | 12 | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | ||
| 206 | 13 | Harrison Mevis | K | ||
| 211 | 14 | Malachi Fields | WR |
2026 keepers: none.
Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.
From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.