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2017

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–13

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 14–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 14–16

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 14–15

Divisions drawn in 2017 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings by division

East
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Meet the Winstons (Beer Barons)	8-5-0	1180.58	1115.94	4	Playoffs	3
Kandys Konservatives (A&T Football)	5-8-0	1102.06	1127.84			10
Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)	4-9-0	982.14	1202.28			12
The Aligators	7-6-0	1183.90	1178.18			14

North
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Ring my Bell (Burnaise Dynamics)	11-2-0	1418.52	1144.56	1	Playoffs	2
Daisy Duke Johnsons on Top (Standard Deviations)	9-4-0	1231.60	1197.70	5	Playoffs	6
DIGGS IS HOW WE DO IT (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	4-9-0	1295.34	1387.10			7
Unleash the DemoGordon (Kurlewis)	6-7-0	1175.70	1182.74			15

South
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Leeannacondas	10-3-0	1371.52	1111.44	3	Playoffs	5
Look Morty I'm Charcand-Rick (The Piggies)	3-10-0	1122.16	1324.14			8
Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	4-9-0	1078.88	1235.18			11
SERPION	7-6-0	1234.86	1175.44			13

West
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
The Adams Family (London Tanqs)	10-3-0	1384.98	1134.18	2	Playoffs	1
lynching jordies (The Hatters)	8-5-0	1238.18	1179.70	6	Playoffs	4
Murray'd with Children (The Dirty Birds)	3-10-0	1054.24	1198.76			9
All you Snead is love (Not enough cooks)	5-8-0	1111.64	1271.12			16

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: The Adams Family (London Tanqs)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	14	Beer Barons beat Standard Deviations	121.40–102.06
Round 1	14	The Hatters beat Leeannacondas	142.82–107.94
Semi-finals	15	London Tanqs beat Beer Barons	138.08–109.96
Semi-finals	15	Burnaise Dynamics beat The Hatters	111.38–109.42
Final	16	London Tanqs beat Burnaise Dynamics	115.02–96.12

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Kandys Konservatives (A&T Football)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	lynching jordies (The Hatters)	18.51
Standard Deviation	Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	31.29
Heartbreaker	lynching jordies (The Hatters)	91.56
Lucky Duck	Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)	91.50
Pick a Lane	DIGGS IS HOW WE DO IT (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	80

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	160.18	Mooreccan chicken with rice	Week 12 v Leeannacondas
Lowest score	36.10	Mikkels Manatees	Week 11 v The Aligators
Biggest win	75.00	SERPION	Week 8 v Mikkels Manatees
Narrowest win	0.56	Mikkels Manatees	Week 3 v The Piggies

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Burnaise Dynamics	157-38-0	11-2-0	+4.1
Leeannacondas	142-53-0	10-3-0	+4.1
London Tanqs	141-54-0	10-3-0	+4.6
The Hatters	115-80-0	8-5-0	+2.6
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	111-84-0	4-9-0	-26.2
SERPION	110-85-0	7-6-0	-2.6
Standard Deviations	102-93-0	9-4-0	+16.9
The Aligators	95-100-0	7-6-0	+5.1
Beer Barons	93-102-0	8-5-0	+13.8
Kurlewis	85-110-0	6-7-0	+2.6
The Piggies	84-111-0	3-10-0	-20.0
A&T Football	77-117-1	5-8-0	-1.3
Not enough cooks	75-119-1	5-8-0	-0.3
Mooreccan chicken with rice	64-131-0	4-9-0	-2.1
The Dirty Birds	61-134-0	3-10-0	-8.2
Mikkels Manatees	47-148-0	4-9-0	+6.7

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Beer Barons 94.54–80.78 London Tanqs The Aligators 83.98–134.98 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Dirty Birds 83.50–69.82 Mikkels Manatees The Hatters 92.38–103.12 SERPION Mooreccan chicken with rice 55.44–97.12 Kurlewis A&T Football 76.34–92.34 Standard Deviations Leeannacondas 90.74–102.52 Burnaise Dynamics Not enough cooks 69.44–96.30 The Piggies
2	Beer Barons 80.76–76.64 The Aligators London Tanqs 116.98–92.08 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 112.38–96.02 A&T Football Burnaise Dynamics 101.52–79.20 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 136.92–93.30 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Mooreccan chicken with rice 47.68–72.82 SERPION Leeannacondas 121.22–80.56 The Piggies Not enough cooks 93.44–62.00 The Dirty Birds
3	Beer Barons 70.42–105.32 SERPION London Tanqs 146.06–98.72 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Aligators 126.68–93.16 Mooreccan chicken with rice The Dirty Birds 74.20–103.10 Standard Deviations Mikkels Manatees 76.26–75.70 The Piggies Kurlewis 59.30–106.12 The Hatters Leeannacondas 64.02–38.68 A&T Football Not enough cooks 128.80–114.12 Burnaise Dynamics
4	Standard Deviations 71.34–105.92 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 London Tanqs 95.76–93.48 The Dirty Birds Mikkels Manatees 71.68–110.98 Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics 109.10–75.84 Kurlewis The Piggies 93.70–92.78 SERPION Mooreccan chicken with rice 71.98–112.96 Leeannacondas A&T Football 86.72–75.68 The Aligators Not enough cooks 86.72–96.88 The Hatters
5	Standard Deviations 126.22–98.72 The Hatters London Tanqs 101.76–92.72 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 108.16–67.40 The Piggies The Dirty Birds 65.24–90.38 Kurlewis Mikkels Manatees 83.04–55.70 Mooreccan chicken with rice A&T Football 101.44–106.54 SERPION Leeannacondas 103.94–77.86 Beer Barons Not enough cooks 101.52–77.36 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
6	Standard Deviations 94.52–115.18 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 90.76–104.98 The Hatters Mikkels Manatees 86.32–88.78 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 124.88–80.64 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Mooreccan chicken with rice 93.42–70.10 The Piggies A&T Football 69.30–90.34 Beer Barons Leeannacondas 109.52–95.06 SERPION Not enough cooks 86.84–119.88 London Tanqs
7	Beer Barons 111.26–138.78 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 London Tanqs 115.50–84.86 SERPION Mikkels Manatees 67.78–69.62 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 69.26–113.32 The Aligators The Hatters 85.46–84.22 Mooreccan chicken with rice The Piggies 92.32–104.02 The Dirty Birds A&T Football 73.24–86.56 Burnaise Dynamics Not enough cooks 80.44–104.32 Leeannacondas
8	Beer Barons 125.70–68.82 The Piggies Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 110.68–88.90 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 90.12–93.98 Standard Deviations Mikkels Manatees 55.72–130.72 SERPION Burnaise Dynamics 113.08–96.92 The Hatters Mooreccan chicken with rice 58.06–95.38 A&T Football Leeannacondas 133.52–71.64 The Aligators Not enough cooks 66.86–123.88 Kurlewis
9	Beer Barons 73.18–71.36 Kurlewis The Dirty Birds 102.40–78.60 Leeannacondas SERPION 102.36–96.82 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Mikkels Manatees 81.92–105.18 Burnaise Dynamics The Hatters 77.70–89.46 The Aligators The Piggies 89.38–107.12 Standard Deviations Mooreccan chicken with rice 72.22–108.64 London Tanqs A&T Football 76.68–107.82 Not enough cooks
10	The Dirty Birds 87.24–105.12 Burnaise Dynamics SERPION 111.64–66.00 The Aligators Kurlewis 83.20–95.76 London Tanqs The Hatters 95.64–88.74 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Mooreccan chicken with rice 64.60–80.78 Beer Barons A&T Football 120.36–110.38 The Piggies Leeannacondas 103.68–85.88 Mikkels Manatees Not enough cooks 76.36–95.96 Standard Deviations
11	Standard Deviations 110.84–77.94 Kurlewis The Aligators 99.62–36.10 Mikkels Manatees Burnaise Dynamics 127.32–82.50 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Hatters 79.90–70.88 The Dirty Birds The Piggies 114.08–116.00 Mooreccan chicken with rice A&T Football 71.86–77.40 Beer Barons Leeannacondas 126.66–74.20 SERPION Not enough cooks 81.90–120.36 London Tanqs
12	Standard Deviations 101.76–95.96 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Dirty Birds 63.72–99.90 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 94.34–90.76 Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics 108.12–80.16 Kurlewis The Hatters 115.48–56.74 Not enough cooks The Piggies 93.38–68.66 SERPION A&T Football 104.02–85.42 The Aligators Leeannacondas 101.34–160.18 Mooreccan chicken with rice
13	Beer Barons 96.60–98.52 The Aligators London Tanqs 93.48–95.92 The Hatters The Dirty Birds 67.90–74.76 Not enough cooks Burnaise Dynamics 128.28–85.60 Standard Deviations Kurlewis 95.16–90.94 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Piggies 70.04–121.00 Leeannacondas Mooreccan chicken with rice 106.22–86.78 SERPION A&T Football 92.02–60.90 Mikkels Manatees
14	Playoffs: Beer Barons 121.40–102.06 Standard Deviations Playoffs: Leeannacondas 107.94–142.82 The Hatters
15	Playoffs: London Tanqs 138.08–109.96 Beer Barons Playoffs: The Hatters 109.42–111.38 Burnaise Dynamics
16	Playoffs: London Tanqs 115.02–96.12 Burnaise Dynamics

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.