Franchise2015–

Not enough cooks

Active · 12 seasons, 2015–2026

Division: Group B

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026Not enough cooks
2025Not enough cooks
2024Not Enough Cooks
2023Not Enough Cooks
2022Too Many Cooks
2021Too Many Cooks
2020Too Many Cooks
2019Peaches and Kareem
2018Peaches and Kareem
2017All you Snead is love
2016All you Snead is love
2015EGstra Gurley

CareerRegular season

79-69-0
W-L-T
53.4%
Win %
98.31
PF per game
95.62
PA per game
52.5%
Breakdown %
0
Championships
0
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 8 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group B1-3-0388.04451.90
2025Group B5-9-01338.721413.36
2024Inner West11-3-0†1465.361310.0214
2023Inner West7-7-0†1408.121412.4214
2022Inner West4-10-0†1199.881309.9229
2021Inner West8-6-01249.301230.3666
2020Metro8-5-01385.121216.3423
2019South10-3-01477.861211.5822
2018West7-6-01347.841280.3814
2017West5-8-01111.641271.1216
2016North8-5-01257.341149.0813
2015South6-7-01309.241346.62311

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025Shit BowlPlayed

Week 15 W 113.82–102.02 v The Yorkshire Puddings

2024Playoffs1Out in the semi-finals

Week 16 L ‡ v Kurlewless (Kurlewis)

2021Playoffs6Out in round 1

Week 15 L 63.44–103.46 v The Beer Barons (Beer Barons)

2020Playoffs2Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 L 102.36–103.06 v SERPION

2019Playoffs2Runner-up

Week 15 W 154.64–112.76 v The Aligators

Week 16 L 79.16–84.00 v [name redacted] (Burnaise Dynamics)

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Nail Biter12021
Heartbreaker12019

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games10.062015 week 6 v The Hatters
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games60.402018 week 8 v The Piggies
Lowest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games9118.642021 week 10 v Kurlewis
Career wins Results and streaksAll eras, all games10822015–2026
Career win % Results and streaksAll eras, all games751.9%2015–2026
Career points per game Results and streaksAll eras, all games898.422015–2026
Longest winning streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season572018 week 4–2018 week 10
Longest winning streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season572019 week 1–2019 week 7
Longest losing streak Results and streaksAll eras, regular season772022 week 3–2022 week 9
Most wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season411
Luckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season1+23.3%
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games61
Playoff appearances BracketsAll eras, all games84
Shit Bowl appearances BracketsSleeper era, all games11
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games84
Longest Playoff appearance streak BracketsAll eras, all games53
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games775.0% v Beer Barons
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games775.0% v Burnaise Dynamics
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v The Dirty Birds
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season15743.542024 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season25665.842021 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season55576.822023 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season105426.122018 West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season1352021 Inner West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season2342024 Inner West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season5312016 North
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302018 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season54789.042017 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season5232022 Inner West
Most bench points in a game Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games671.202025 week 4 v Beer Barons
Most bench points in a season Sleeper eraSleeper era, regular season5351.102025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
The Dirty Birds15†9-6-01436.181439.08Games →
The Hatters14†2-12-01235.921430.84Games →
The Piggies9†4-5-0880.78864.88Games →
Beer Barons8†6-2-0791.60696.12Games →
Burnaise Dynamics8†6-2-0877.74665.88Games →
Kurlewis8†4-4-0693.32‡620.96Games →
Leeannacondas8†4-4-0824.84783.10Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬8†4-4-0731.14778.24Games →
SERPION8†4-4-0845.98854.82Games →
Standard Deviations7†3-4-0669.60637.32Games →
The Aligators7†3-4-0713.14687.54Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice64-2-0612.52514.98Games →
A&T Football5†3-2-0461.32430.02Games →
Mikkels Manatees5†4-1-0533.10457.46Games →
London Tanqs4†0-4-0361.58459.78Games →
The Fishies3†1-2-0278.86289.12Games →
Seamen10-1-062.00116.86Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings1†1-0-0113.82102.02Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1154.64*2019 week 15 W 154.64–112.76 v The Aligators
2145.94*2019 week 3 W 145.94–114.50 v Jumping the Chark (Kurlewis)
3141.40*2019 week 4 W 141.40–74.14 v Leeannacondas
4139.50*2020 week 8 W 139.50–87.42 v SERPION
5139.10*2019 week 2 W 139.10–126.28 v The Action Jackson Show (The Dirty Birds)
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
147.62*2016 week 5 L 47.62–94.66 v Teifert Fever (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
252.70*2021 week 9 L 52.70–84.34 v AT Football Team (A&T Football)
355.12*2022 week 6 L 55.12–99.30 v The Hatters
456.74*2017 week 12 L 56.74–115.48 v lynching jordies (The Hatters)
561.94*2025 week 2 L 61.94–127.44 v The Dirty Birds

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Burnaise Dynamics’s 2022 week 1 game v Not enough cooks is left out: It was tanked on purpose for a better waiver position.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
Trey McBrideTE14219.60
Derrick HenryRB14191.00
Chris OlaveWR14164.30
Zay FlowersWR14143.80
Matthew StaffordQB11235.32
Jordan AddisonWR1196.70
Rachaad WhiteRB1186.10
Ka'imi FairbairnK988.00
Los Angeles ChargersDEF945.00
Matt PraterK847.00

Starter points by position in Statsguru →

2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
81Derrick HenryRB–
252Trey McBrideTE–
403Joe BurrowQB–
574Zay FlowersWR–
725Chris OlaveWR–
896Jordan AddisonWR–
1047Jacory Croskey-MerrittRB–
1218Rachaad WhiteRB–
1369Ray DavisRB–
15310Romeo DoubsWR–
16811Jaylen WrightRB–
18512Justice HillRB–
20013Ka'imi FairbairnK–
21714Detroit LionsDEF–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
111Saquon BarkleyRB
222Nico CollinsWR
433Tee HigginsWR
544Jameson WilliamsWR
755Sam LaPortaTE
866Joe BurrowQB
1077Chris RodriguezRB
1188Woody MarksRB
1399Juwan JohnsonTE
15010Khalil ShakirWR
17111Seattle SeahawksDEF
18212Ka'imi FairbairnK
20313Kendre MillerRB
21414Seth McGowanRB

2026 keepers: none.

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Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.