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2019

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Format

16 teams in 4 divisions

Regular season weeks 1–13

Playoffs: top 6, weeks 14–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 6, weeks 14–16

Mediocre Bowl: middle 4, weeks 14–15

Divisions drawn in 2019 (a realignment)

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: As NFL.com seeded them: seeds 1 and 2 bye, 3 v 6 and 4 v 5, then re-seeded so seed 1 meets the lowest seed left

Shit Bowl: The bottom 6; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

Mediocre Bowl: The middle 4. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings by division

East
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
[name redacted] (Burnaise Dynamics)	11-2-0	1518.82	1240.20	1	Playoffs	1
SERPION	8-5-0	1330.72	1112.40	5	Playoffs	4
Wake up Mr Freeman (Mikkels Manatees)	7-6-0	1150.32	1201.54	6	Playoffs	5
Jumping the Chark (Kurlewis)	6-7-0	1287.10	1235.92			8

North
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
The Aligators	10-3-0	1360.74	1120.38	3	Playoffs	3
Kandys Konservative Koalition (A&T Football)	3-10-0	1106.50	1183.74			9
We're in Evan (Beer Barons)	3-10-0	1062.42	1411.70			11
Fuller breida butter (London Tanqs)	6-7-0	1277.24	1241.22			16

South
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Peaches and Kareem (Not enough cooks)	10-3-0	1477.86	1211.58	2	Playoffs	2
Hit em where it Ertz (The Piggies)	4-9-0	1187.74	1312.92			7
Leeannacondas	6-7-0	1202.74	1359.64			12
The Action Jackson Show (The Dirty Birds)	6-7-0	1300.78	1326.42			15

West
Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice)	8-5-0	1136.60	1211.14	4	Playoffs	6
Standard Deviations	2-11-0	1074.52	1306.74			10
Rolling with Mahomies (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	7-6-0	1293.44	1224.32			13
The Hatters	7-6-0	1212.34	1280.02			14

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: [name redacted] (Burnaise Dynamics)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Round 1	14	The Aligators beat Mikkels Manatees	142.74–98.80
Round 1	14	SERPION beat Mooreccan chicken with rice	89.44–75.38
Semi-finals	15	Not enough cooks beat The Aligators	154.64–112.76
Semi-finals	15	Burnaise Dynamics beat SERPION	106.28–92.88
Final	16	Burnaise Dynamics beat Not enough cooks	84.00–79.16

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Chicken Karama with rice (Mooreccan chicken with rice) recalled

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

Mediocre Bowl

Mediocre Bowl winner: Unknown

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	Hit em where it Ertz (The Piggies)	20.23
Standard Deviation	Fuller breida butter (London Tanqs)	39.47
Heartbreaker	Peaches and Kareem (Not enough cooks)	95.53
Lucky Duck	We're in Evan (Beer Barons)	81.63
Pick a Lane	Rolling with Mahomies (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	68

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	201.16	The Dirty Birds	Week 1 v Beer Barons
Lowest score	34.54	Mikkels Manatees	Week 12 v SERPION
Biggest win	114.32	The Dirty Birds	Week 1 v Beer Barons
Narrowest win	1.18	Leeannacondas	Week 1 v Standard Deviations

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Burnaise Dynamics	151-44-0	11-2-0	+7.2
Not enough cooks	140-55-0	10-3-0	+5.1
The Aligators	123-72-0	10-3-0	+13.8
SERPION	114-81-0	8-5-0	+3.1
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	109-86-0	7-6-0	-2.1
Kurlewis	102-93-0	6-7-0	-6.2
The Hatters	101-94-0	7-6-0	+2.1
The Dirty Birds	98-97-0	6-7-0	-4.1
London Tanqs	95-100-0	6-7-0	-2.6
Mikkels Manatees	89-106-0	7-6-0	+8.2
Leeannacondas	86-109-0	6-7-0	+2.1
The Piggies	86-109-0	4-9-0	-13.3
Mooreccan chicken with rice	81-114-0	8-5-0	+20.0
A&T Football	66-129-0	3-10-0	-10.8
Standard Deviations	62-133-0	2-11-0	-16.4
Beer Barons	57-138-0	3-10-0	-6.2

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Standard Deviations 90.44–91.62 Leeannacondas Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 93.52–105.10 Not enough cooks The Dirty Birds 201.16–86.84 Beer Barons SERPION 103.00–72.22 London Tanqs The Hatters 98.24–167.32 Burnaise Dynamics The Piggies 98.60–88.62 The Aligators Mooreccan chicken with rice 102.02–94.32 Kurlewis A&T Football 74.46–100.74 Mikkels Manatees
2	Standard Deviations 54.52–109.56 The Hatters London Tanqs 64.96–74.14 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 126.28–139.10 Not enough cooks Mikkels Manatees 102.70–87.34 Burnaise Dynamics Kurlewis 86.16–99.92 SERPION Mooreccan chicken with rice 93.82–110.32 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 A&T Football 84.12–89.10 The Aligators Leeannacondas 104.86–84.00 The Piggies
3	Standard Deviations 80.42–111.26 The Aligators Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 124.76–94.58 Beer Barons SERPION 108.04–86.58 The Dirty Birds Mikkels Manatees 80.06–109.10 The Piggies Mooreccan chicken with rice 109.22–107.04 London Tanqs A&T Football 82.02–104.24 The Hatters Leeannacondas 76.92–135.74 Burnaise Dynamics Not enough cooks 145.94–114.50 Kurlewis
4	Standard Deviations 92.18–112.00 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 London Tanqs 95.70–77.92 A&T Football The Aligators 93.74–70.68 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 90.08–74.68 The Piggies SERPION 71.04–83.18 Mikkels Manatees Kurlewis 97.98–126.02 Burnaise Dynamics Mooreccan chicken with rice 102.00–63.70 The Hatters Not enough cooks 141.40–74.14 Leeannacondas
5	Beer Barons 104.24–105.92 The Hatters Standard Deviations 95.20–193.54 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 100.64–81.46 A&T Football The Dirty Birds 66.14–150.66 Burnaise Dynamics Mikkels Manatees 91.70–137.32 Not enough cooks Kurlewis 80.02–72.60 The Piggies Mooreccan chicken with rice 69.36–154.28 The Aligators Leeannacondas 107.82–105.14 SERPION
6	Beer Barons 88.72–142.00 A&T Football Standard Deviations 76.62–79.40 Mooreccan chicken with rice Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 85.32–98.96 The Hatters London Tanqs 85.60–90.30 The Aligators SERPION 85.98–92.32 Burnaise Dynamics Mikkels Manatees 89.24–69.32 Kurlewis Leeannacondas 73.50–94.14 The Dirty Birds Not enough cooks 134.00–88.66 The Piggies
7	Beer Barons 43.04–98.44 Not enough cooks Standard Deviations 106.22–114.76 Burnaise Dynamics The Dirty Birds 90.92–52.92 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 109.56–73.86 The Hatters Kurlewis 149.96–77.94 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 Mooreccan chicken with rice 91.56–139.88 SERPION A&T Football 77.92–88.04 The Piggies Leeannacondas 91.96–111.16 The Aligators
8	Standard Deviations 131.88–81.20 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 106.74–137.88 The Aligators London Tanqs 117.26–108.86 The Hatters SERPION 115.22–77.78 The Piggies Mikkels Manatees 134.80–68.00 The Dirty Birds Kurlewis 99.00–93.20 Leeannacondas Mooreccan chicken with rice 91.84–75.32 A&T Football Not enough cooks 98.78–104.18 Burnaise Dynamics
9	Standard Deviations 53.26–84.40 Mikkels Manatees Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 99.10–104.40 SERPION Burnaise Dynamics 124.08–105.34 The Aligators Kurlewis 81.04–104.78 Beer Barons The Hatters 119.40–81.36 The Piggies Mooreccan chicken with rice 75.26–92.02 The Dirty Birds Leeannacondas 68.94–123.72 A&T Football Not enough cooks 115.62–119.94 London Tanqs
10	Standard Deviations 68.02–89.26 A&T Football Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 141.84–75.72 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 61.18–115.16 Leeannacondas Burnaise Dynamics 123.58–106.44 The Piggies Kurlewis 98.32–115.22 The Dirty Birds The Hatters 89.42–86.90 The Aligators Mooreccan chicken with rice 83.98–71.82 Beer Barons Not enough cooks 72.18–129.48 SERPION
11	Beer Barons 65.96–61.10 A&T Football Standard Deviations 54.42–77.12 Mooreccan chicken with rice Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 81.18–66.24 The Hatters London Tanqs 47.26–92.72 The Aligators The Dirty Birds 114.58–130.80 Leeannacondas SERPION 92.92–115.18 Burnaise Dynamics Kurlewis 132.34–66.04 Mikkels Manatees Not enough cooks 98.88–96.94 The Piggies
12	Beer Barons 106.92–114.46 The Aligators Standard Deviations 73.38–56.68 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 The Dirty Birds 91.96–111.70 The Piggies Mikkels Manatees 34.54–89.94 SERPION Kurlewis 90.36–57.24 Burnaise Dynamics Mooreccan chicken with rice 110.38–68.00 The Hatters A&T Football 71.98–136.82 London Tanqs Not enough cooks 101.30–65.50 Leeannacondas
13	Standard Deviations 97.96–105.94 The Hatters Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 103.40–50.64 Mooreccan chicken with rice London Tanqs 108.26–69.50 Beer Barons The Dirty Birds 63.70–89.80 Not enough cooks Mikkels Manatees 112.18–120.40 Burnaise Dynamics Kurlewis 93.78–85.76 SERPION A&T Football 65.22–84.98 The Aligators Leeannacondas 108.32–97.84 The Piggies
14	Playoffs: The Aligators 142.74–98.80 Mikkels Manatees Playoffs: Mooreccan chicken with rice 75.38–89.44 SERPION
15	Playoffs: The Aligators 112.76–154.64 Not enough cooks Playoffs: Burnaise Dynamics 106.28–92.88 SERPION
16	Playoffs: Burnaise Dynamics 84.00–79.16 Not enough cooks

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.