Franchise2013–

The Hatters

Active · 14 seasons, 2013–2026

Division: Group C

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026The Hatters
2025The Hatters
2024The Hatters
2023The Hatters
2022The Hatters
2021The Hatters
2020The Hatters
2019The Hatters
2018The Ertz Lockett
2017lynching jordies
2016Can we Fitz it- yes we Charcan
2015Le'Veon a prayer
2014Settlers of Catanzaro
2013Skittles and Shady

CareerRegular season

105-71-0
W-L-T
59.7%
Win %
102.62
PF per game
97.77
PA per game
58.6%
Breakdown %
1
Championships
0
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 10 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group C2-2-0391.06425.08
2025Group C6-8-01275.401327.54
2024Inner West11-3-0†1610.221272.5453
2023Inner West7-7-0†1460.401446.3813
2022Inner West6-8-0†1198.281275.66611
2021Inner West12-2-01533.181322.9612
2020Metro6-7-01225.561259.9016
2019West7-6-01212.341280.0214
2018West9-4-01429.141310.0222
2017West8-5-01238.181179.7064
2016North10-3-01530.801257.6421
2015South9-4-01313.761229.6222
2014Division 15-9-01510.401604.0616
2013Division 19-5-01523.581441.1833

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025Mediocre BowlPlayed

Week 16 L 95.76–100.60 v Standard Deviations

2024Playoffs5Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 W ‡ v The Aligators

Week 16 L ‡ v The Puffins (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

2021Playoffs1Runner-up

Week 16 W 142.00–126.68 v Bearnaise Dynamics (Burnaise Dynamics)

Week 17 L ‡ v Leeannacondas

2018Playoffs2Runner-up

Week 15 W 108.02–79.16 v The Aligators

Week 16 L 103.44–139.34 v L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

2017Playoffs6Out in the semi-finals

Week 14 W 142.82–107.94 v Leeannacondas

Week 15 L 109.42–111.38 v Ring my Bell (Burnaise Dynamics)

2016Playoffs2Champion

Week 15 W 78.12–68.58 v Teifert Fever (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

Week 16 W 116.46–74.56 v SERPION

2015Playoffs2Runner-up

Week 15 W 118.76–117.20 v Spare the rod spoil the child (Burnaise Dynamics)

Week 16 L 72.70–85.88 v One Rush to Rule Jamaal (Mooreccan chicken with rice)

2013Playoffs3Out in the semi-finals

Week 15 L 96.52–116.12 v The Alligators (The Aligators)

‡Score is lost: the winner is known from the final placings.

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Nail Biter12017
Heartbreaker22016, 2017
Pick a Lane12013
Highest failed bid12025

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games6130.242021 week 6 v The Dirty Birds
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games8129.822013 week 2 v The Claireville Cougars
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games10278.262020 week 3 v SERPION
Career wins Results and streaksAll eras, all games41142013–2026
Career win % Results and streaksAll eras, all games158.8%2013–2026
Career points per game Results and streaksAll eras, all games4102.812013–2026
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season882016 week 1–2016 week 8
Most wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season112
Most wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season411
Most points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season61610.22
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season41604.06
Best points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season4117.75
Best points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season10115.02
Best Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season182.6%
Luckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season6+20.0%
Career most points against per game LuckAll eras, all games998.222013–2026
Championships BracketsAll eras, all games41
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games24
Playoff appearances BracketsAll eras, all games37
Longest Playoff appearance streak BracketsAll eras, all games24
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games485.7% v Not enough cooks
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games583.3% v The Piggies
Most lopsided rivalry Head-to-headAll eras, all games775.0% v Mikkels Manatees
Most-played pairing Head-to-headAll eras, all games815 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season15743.542024 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season25665.842021 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season35584.522025 Group C
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season55576.822023 Inner West
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season105426.122018 West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season1352021 Inner West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season2342024 Inner West
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season5312016 North
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season7302018 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season44716.902019 West
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season54789.042017 West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season5232022 Inner West
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242019 West
Best single NFL player score Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games440.822026 week 2 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 · Josh Allen● This season
Most bench points in a season Sleeper eraSleeper era, regular season10283.062025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬15†6-9-01300.70‡1463.78Games →
Not enough cooks14†12-2-01430.841235.92Games →
The Aligators14†8-6-01238.14‡1290.10Games →
The Dirty Birds14†10-4-01433.541220.02Games →
Kurlewis11†6-5-01080.841015.06Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice115-6-01089.301123.92Games →
Burnaise Dynamics10†5-5-01120.061149.56Games →
London Tanqs10†6-4-01134.181050.04Games →
SERPION10†6-4-01120.621048.34Games →
Standard Deviations10†7-3-01126.04972.60Games →
Beer Barons8†4-4-0800.82841.00Games →
Leeannacondas8†4-4-0687.08‡713.52Games →
Mikkels Manatees8†6-2-0824.02685.52Games →
The Piggies6†5-1-0636.48583.36Games →
A&T Football4†2-2-0365.18331.42Games →
Seamen31-2-0249.22306.78Games →
The Claireville Cougars21-1-0227.32216.84Games →
The Fishies2†1-1-0183.84180.44Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings1†0-1-0122.96124.06Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

‡Score is lost for some bracket games: they count in W-L-T but not in points.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1153.00*2018 week 10 W 153.00–104.52 v Economic Gurley Men (London Tanqs)
2152.50*2013 week 6 W 152.50–119.54 v I'm Sexy and I Knowshon It (Standard Deviations)
3150.66*2016 week 1 W 150.66–107.32 v Ah Maclin you've done it again (Mooreccan chicken with rice)
4150.22*2013 week 11 W 150.22–82.00 v The Catcher in the Rice (Beer Barons)
5144.76*2014 week 9 W 144.76–95.40 v Doug and the Staff Infections (Burnaise Dynamics)
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
145.68*2022 week 1 L 45.68–115.40 v Leeannacondas
254.64*2025 week 11 L 54.64–95.06 v The Aligators
356.42*2022 week 7 L 56.42–86.76 v Kurlewless (Kurlewis)
457.04*2025 week 12 L 57.04–117.68 v Seamen
558.46*2026 week 3 L 58.46–104.84 v The Aligators

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
Saquon BarkleyRB14190.80
Tee HigginsWR13158.50
Alvin KamaraRB1191.50
J.K. DobbinsRB10110.40
Sam LaPortaTE986.90
Seattle SeahawksDEF785.00
Ricky PearsallWR747.00
C.J. StroudQB698.20
Kimani VidalRB654.70
Trevor LawrenceQB5110.52

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2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
31Saquon BarkleyRB–
302Tee HigginsWR–
353Alvin KamaraRB–
624Sam LaPortaTE–
675Ricky PearsallWR–
946J.K. DobbinsRB–
997Chris GodwinWR–
1268Jerome FordRB–
1319C.J. StroudQB–
15810DeMario DouglasWR–
16311Xavier LegetteWR–
19012Tahj BrooksRB–
19513Houston TexansDEF–
22214Tyler BassK–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
51Jonathan TaylorRB
282Breece HallRB
373Josh AllenQB
604Rome OdunzeWR
695Courtland SuttonWR
926Michael PittmanWR
1017Makai LemonWR
1248Tyler AllgeierRB
1339Brenton StrangeTE
15610Nicholas SingletonRB
16511Cyrus AllenWR
18812Pat BryantWR
19713Kimani VidalRB
22014Chris BrooksRB

2026 keepers: none.

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Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.