Franchise2025–

Seamen

Active · 2 seasons, 2025–2026

Division: Group C

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2026Seamen
2025Seamen

CareerRegular season

9-5-0
W-L-T
64.3%
Win %
115.06
PF per game
96.47
PA per game
80.0%
Breakdown %
1
Championships
0
Shit Bowl winner titles

Over finished seasons: 2026 is still being played.

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 1 season with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2026Group C1-3-0403.30449.72
2025Group C9-5-01610.841350.62

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2025PlayoffsChampion

Week 15 W 152.26–87.74 v The Piggies

Week 16 W 146.86–118.32 v Burnaise Dynamics

Week 17 W 93.60–90.14 v Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Heartbreaker12025

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games2144.802025 week 4 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games3291.422025 week 4 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Longest run of top-half weeks Results and streaksAll eras, regular season492025 week 1–2025 week 9
Most points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season51610.84
Best points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season9115.06
Best Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season380.0%
Championships BracketsAll eras, all games41
Finals reached BracketsAll eras, all games61
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season35584.522025 Group C
Best single NFL player score Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games540.502025 week 16 v Burnaise Dynamics · Puka Nacua
Most bench points in a game Sleeper eraSleeper era, all games865.002025 week 17 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Most bench points in a season Sleeper eraSleeper era, regular season3434.442025

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Kurlewis33-0-0362.62255.16Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬31-2-0347.14349.94Games →
The Hatters32-1-0306.78249.22Games →
Burnaise Dynamics21-1-0248.62267.42Games →
SERPION21-1-0217.60191.76Games →
Beer Barons10-1-0121.46129.80Games →
Leeannacondas11-0-0105.4088.92Games →
Not enough cooks11-0-0116.8662.00Games →
Standard Deviations11-0-0113.8498.90Games →
The Dirty Birds10-1-083.2284.52Games →
The Fishies11-0-0106.5287.94Games →
The Piggies11-0-0152.2687.74Games →
The Yorkshire Puddings10-1-0124.54143.22Games →

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1152.262025 week 15 W 152.26–87.74 v The Piggies
2146.862025 week 16 W 146.86–118.32 v Burnaise Dynamics
3144.802025 week 4 L 144.80–146.62 v Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
4131.582025 week 2 W 131.58–68.50 v Kurlewis
5124.722025 week 1 W 124.72–84.26 v SERPION
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
183.222025 week 10 L 83.22–84.52 v The Dirty Birds
289.422026 week 4 L 89.42–101.52 v The Hatters
392.882026 week 3 L 92.88–107.50 v SERPION
493.602025 week 17 W 93.60–90.14 v Puffin Gesserit (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
599.682025 week 6 W 99.68–90.66 v The Hatters

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

Most-started NFL players
NFL playerPositionStartsPoints
James CookRB20347.70
Davante AdamsWR18254.90
Travis EtienneRB16231.60
Puka NacuaWR15289.50
Tyler WarrenTE15140.90
Patrick MahomesQB14285.18
Michael PittmanWR11111.70
Jauan JenningsWR557.90
Cameron DickerK550.00
Minnesota VikingsDEF545.00

Starter points by position in Statsguru →

2025 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
141Puka NacuaWR–
192James CookRB–
463Davante AdamsWR–
514Patrick MahomesQB–
785Tyler WarrenTE–
836Travis EtienneRB–
1107Jauan JenningsWR–
1158Rhamondre StevensonRB–
1429Dylan SampsonRB–
14710Dalton KincaidTE–
17411Minnesota VikingsDEF–
17912Marquise BrownWR–
20613Wil LutzK–
21114J.J. McCarthyQB–
2026 draft
PickRoundNFL playerPositionFromKept
61James CookRB
272George PickensWR
383Zay FlowersWR
594Davante AdamsWR
705Rico DowdleRB
916Jayden DanielsQB
1027Kenny GainwellRB
1238Dallas GoedertTE
1349Jakobi MeyersWR
15510Brandon AubreyK
16611Ray DavisRB
18712Hunter HenryTE
19813Pittsburgh SteelersDEF
21914Sam DarnoldQB

2026 keepers: none.

Draft picks in Statsguru →

Keepers not yet recorded for 2025: kept picks show as –.

From: the franchise whose slot a traded pick was.