Franchise2012–2024

Mikkels Manatees

Departed · 13 seasons, 2012–2024

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Team names

SeasonTeam name
2024Mikkels Manatees
2023Mikkels Manatees
2022Mikkels Manatees
2021Mikkels Manatees
2020Mikkels Manatees
2019Wake up Mr Freeman
2018Wake up Mr Freeman
2017Wake up Mr Freeman
2016Fire Up the Coleman Grill
2015Dez Nuts 2016
2014Players of Fortetude
2013Havn't got a Kluwe
2012Fifty Shades of Ray

CareerRegular season

73-103-0
W-L-T
41.5%
Win %
90.66
PF per game
100.15
PA per game
38.8%
Breakdown %
0
Championships
3
Shit Bowl winner titles

Win % counts a tie as half a win.

Breakdown % is over the 10 seasons with every regular-season score.

Season by season

SeasonDivisionW-L-TPFPASeedFinal
2024East4-10-0†1206.381368.90210
2023East7-7-0†1288.921357.8816
2022East Coast6-8-0†1283.361443.68512
2021International6-8-01260.121516.5215
2020International5-8-01206.781310.54310
2019East7-6-01150.321201.5465
2018International3-10-0933.301312.0628
2017East4-9-0982.141202.28612
2016North7-6-01249.181148.4014
2015East5-8-01110.981248.3247
2014Division 18-6-01441.361450.749
2013Division 16-8-01327.421444.5815
2012Division 15-9-01516.121620.9418

†As NFL.com reported it: some of the season's games have no score.

Brackets

SeasonBracketSeedResultGames
2020Shit BowlShit Bowl winner
2019Playoffs6Out in round 1

Week 14 L 98.80–142.74 v The Aligators

2018Shit BowlShit Bowl winner
2012Shit BowlShit Bowl winner

NFL.com-era Shit Bowl and Mediocre Bowl games are not recorded; only their winners are.

AwardsAward tally

AwardWonSeasons
Lucky Duck32013, 2017, 2018

Records heldTop 10 entries

RecordOver#FigureWhen
Lowest score ScoringAll eras, all games234.542019 week 12 v SERPION
Lowest score ScoringAll eras, all games336.102017 week 11 v The Aligators
Lowest score ScoringAll eras, all games740.822018 week 10 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Highest score in a loss ScoringAll eras, all games3138.282012 week 1 v London Tanqs
Lowest score in a win ScoringAll eras, all games463.642018 week 2 v A&T Football
Narrowest margin ScoringAll eras, all games100.562017 week 3 v The Piggies
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games6287.402012 week 14 v Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Highest combined score ScoringAll eras, all games7281.602012 week 1 v London Tanqs
Fewest wins SeasonsAll eras, regular season43
Fewest points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season1933.30
Fewest points for SeasonsAll eras, regular season3982.14
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season31620.94
Most points against SeasonsAll eras, regular season91516.52
Worst points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season171.79
Worst points per game SeasonsAll eras, regular season375.55
Worst Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season115.9%
Worst Breakdown % SeasonsAll eras, regular season424.1%
Unluckiest season LuckAll eras, regular season10-17.5%
Career most points against per game LuckAll eras, all games3100.392012–2024
Shit Bowl winner titles BracketsAll eras, all games13
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games27
Longest Playoff drought BracketsAll eras, all games65
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season75489.502021 International
Group of Death DivisionsAll eras, regular season85479.542022 East Coast
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season3322019 East
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season3322022 East Coast
Winningest DivisionsAll eras, regular season5312016 North
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season14448.682017 East
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season34700.882018 International
Weakest division by points for DivisionsAll eras, regular season94827.822015 East
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season1212018 International
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242017 East
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242020 International
Weakest division by wins DivisionsAll eras, regular season6242024 East

Each record over its own page’s era and games, as Over says: a career figure over all games includes bracket games, unlike the regular-season Career figures above. Level entries share a rank.

Head-to-headEvery opponent, all games

OpponentGamesW-L-TPFPA
Burnaise Dynamics14†6-8-01447.061431.00Games →
The Aligators14†3-11-01220.741590.76Games →
SERPION12†4-8-01076.061290.58Games →
A&T Football11†5-6-0946.561087.14Games →
Standard Deviations11†6-5-0993.561059.90Games →
Beer Barons10†5-5-0926.221057.02Games →
Kurlewis10†7-3-01006.44899.36Games →
The Dirty Birds10†5-5-0924.24910.92Games →
London Tanqs9†4-5-0841.84884.02Games →
The Piggies9†4-5-0751.08826.68Games →
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬8†3-5-0729.48917.16Games →
The Hatters8†2-6-0685.52824.02Games →
Leeannacondas5†1-4-0410.78517.56Games →
Mooreccan chicken with rice53-2-0407.48380.74Games →
Not enough cooks5†1-4-0457.46533.10Games →
The Claireville Cougars21-1-0164.04176.84Games →
The Fishies1†1-0-0134.84114.46Games →

†Games missing: 2022, 2023, 2024 have regular-season weeks with no game record, so they may have met more often.

Best and worst gamesGames with a score

Highest scores
#PointsGame
1153.92*2012 week 13 W 153.92–83.80 v The Iceman Cometh (Burnaise Dynamics)
2148.96*2014 week 12 W 148.96–108.62 v SERPION
3147.44*2020 week 8 W 147.44–65.74 v The Kurt Locker (Kurlewis)
4139.38*2016 week 5 W 139.38–103.30 v Gordon Ramseys Cooking Wares (Burnaise Dynamics)
5138.28*2012 week 1 L 138.28–143.32 v The Enmalones (London Tanqs)
Lowest scores
#PointsGame
134.54*2019 week 12 L 34.54–89.94 v SERPION
236.10*2017 week 11 L 36.10–99.62 v The Aligators
340.82*2018 week 10 L 40.82–106.20 v L'Ebron James (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)
448.54*2021 week 12 L 48.54–107.70 v Swiftboats 4 breakdown justice (London Tanqs)
554.94*2021 week 7 L 54.94–112.32 v Kurlewless (Kurlewis)

*Only games with a score count: 2022, 2023, 2024 have weeks with no game scores.

Sleeper eraLineups and drafts, 2025 on

This franchise didn't play in the Sleeper era.