SeasonPlayed on NFL.com

2012

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Format

10 teams in one division

Regular season weeks 1–14

Playoffs: top 4, weeks 15–16

Shit Bowl: bottom 4, weeks 15–16

Tiebreaks: NFL.com's own, as it reported the seeds

Playoffs: The top 4 as NFL.com seeded them: 1 v 4 and 2 v 3, the winners meet

Shit Bowl: The bottom 4; losing advances. NFL.com did not run it, so its pairings are not recorded

StandingsFinal standings

Franchise	W-L-T	PF	PA	Seed	Bracket	Final
It's a Brees (Beer Barons)	8-6-0	1515.70	1381.00	4	Playoffs	1
The Claireville Cougars	9-5-0	1521.42	1433.74	3	Playoffs	2
The Brady Bunch (Standard Deviations)	10-4-0	1686.68	1413.90	1	Playoffs	3
The Alligators (The Aligators)	9-5-0	1546.64	1417.18	2	Playoffs	4
The Iceman Cometh (Burnaise Dynamics)	5-9-0	1380.92	1560.68			5
The Enmalones (London Tanqs)	5-9-0	1304.64	1476.54			6
The Decepticons (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	5-9-0	1594.96	1628.44			7
Fifty Shades of Ray (Mikkels Manatees)	5-9-0	1516.12	1620.94			8
SERPION	8-6-0	1405.94	1494.32			9
The Lynchpin (The Dirty Birds)	6-8-0	1412.62	1458.90			10

Seeds and final placings are as NFL.com reported them.

Brackets

Playoffs

Champion: It's a Brees (Beer Barons)

Round	Week	Game	Score
Semi-finals	15	Beer Barons beat Standard Deviations	178.58–125.02
Semi-finals	15	The Claireville Cougars beat The Aligators	88.16–76.54
Final	16	Beer Barons beat The Claireville Cougars	151.34–121.42

Shit Bowl

Shit Bowl winner: Fifty Shades of Ray (Mikkels Manatees)

NFL.com did not run this bracket, so its games are not recorded.

AwardsDecided when the regular season ends

Award	Winner	Value
Nail Biter	The Lynchpin (The Dirty Birds)	18.06
Standard Deviation	The Decepticons (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	32.46
Heartbreaker	The Claireville Cougars	104.68
Lucky Duck	The Lynchpin (The Dirty Birds)	105.29
Pick a Lane	The Decepticons (Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬)	75

Not awarded this season: One-Man Army, Draft Dodger, Highest failed bid, Most overpaid. An award with no data for a season is left out.

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Highs and lowsGames with a score

	Points	Franchise	Game
Highest score	201.38	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	Week 14 v Mikkels Manatees
Lowest score	46.66	Burnaise Dynamics	Week 2 v The Claireville Cougars
Biggest win	115.36	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	Week 14 v Mikkels Manatees
Narrowest win	0.22	The Dirty Birds	Week 9 v London Tanqs

BreakdownEvery franchise against every other, each week

Franchise	Breakdown	W-L-T	Luck
Standard Deviations	88-38-0	10-4-0	+1.6
The Claireville Cougars	73-53-0	9-5-0	+6.3
Mikkels Manatees	67-59-0	5-9-0	-17.5
The Aligators	67-59-0	9-5-0	+11.1
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬	66-60-0	5-9-0	-16.7
Beer Barons	62-64-0	8-6-0	+7.9
Burnaise Dynamics	57-69-0	5-9-0	-9.5
SERPION	54-72-0	8-6-0	+14.3
The Dirty Birds	51-75-0	6-8-0	+2.4
London Tanqs	45-81-0	5-9-0	0.0

Weekly results

Week	Games
1	Beer Barons 106.36–107.54 Standard Deviations Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 82.32–111.06 Burnaise Dynamics London Tanqs 143.32–138.28 Mikkels Manatees The Claireville Cougars 114.72–144.20 SERPION The Aligators 104.12–75.62 The Dirty Birds
2	Standard Deviations 138.24–86.46 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 118.82–136.60 Beer Barons SERPION 123.30–102.40 The Dirty Birds Mikkels Manatees 112.94–126.14 The Aligators Burnaise Dynamics 46.66–65.94 The Claireville Cougars
3	Beer Barons 125.60–52.52 London Tanqs Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 108.48–105.94 The Claireville Cougars The Aligators 71.58–135.10 Standard Deviations The Dirty Birds 123.36–128.10 Burnaise Dynamics SERPION 104.32–91.02 Mikkels Manatees
4	Standard Deviations 170.20–96.06 SERPION Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 115.20–130.56 The Dirty Birds London Tanqs 88.76–106.24 The Aligators The Claireville Cougars 125.22–130.64 Beer Barons Burnaise Dynamics 91.56–115.94 Mikkels Manatees
5	Beer Barons 149.20–83.40 The Aligators Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 124.54–92.68 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 91.26–72.64 The Claireville Cougars SERPION 94.10–120.60 London Tanqs Burnaise Dynamics 89.00–136.02 Standard Deviations
6	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 106.04–118.40 Standard Deviations London Tanqs 127.22–123.76 Burnaise Dynamics The Claireville Cougars 107.56–93.26 Mikkels Manatees The Aligators 123.18–79.84 SERPION The Dirty Birds 104.32–88.08 Beer Barons
7	Beer Barons 110.48–79.22 SERPION Standard Deviations 113.66–118.82 The Claireville Cougars Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 82.32–125.48 London Tanqs Mikkels Manatees 66.38–87.38 The Dirty Birds Burnaise Dynamics 88.04–112.64 The Aligators
8	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 70.98–148.74 The Aligators The Claireville Cougars 102.28–74.64 London Tanqs The Dirty Birds 124.08–92.26 Standard Deviations SERPION 116.68–90.08 Burnaise Dynamics Mikkels Manatees 104.48–97.62 Beer Barons
9	Beer Barons 89.06–115.98 Burnaise Dynamics Standard Deviations 136.46–107.94 Mikkels Manatees Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 116.94–85.20 SERPION London Tanqs 93.92–94.14 The Dirty Birds The Claireville Cougars 104.90–147.18 The Aligators
10	Standard Deviations 110.18–127.22 Beer Barons Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 113.84–124.14 Burnaise Dynamics The Dirty Birds 76.46–98.26 The Aligators SERPION 77.78–114.64 The Claireville Cougars Mikkels Manatees 118.40–91.72 London Tanqs
11	Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 83.38–98.86 Beer Barons London Tanqs 70.18–104.14 Standard Deviations The Claireville Cougars 106.60–99.24 Burnaise Dynamics The Aligators 102.14–125.52 Mikkels Manatees The Dirty Birds 96.68–110.66 SERPION
12	Standard Deviations 116.02–114.44 The Aligators Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 127.84–146.06 The Claireville Cougars London Tanqs 67.26–90.78 Beer Barons Mikkels Manatees 109.34–123.00 SERPION Burnaise Dynamics 95.92–89.30 The Dirty Birds
13	Beer Barons 80.54–108.92 The Claireville Cougars Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 142.88–118.70 The Dirty Birds The Aligators 88.82–109.14 London Tanqs SERPION 102.14–80.62 Standard Deviations Mikkels Manatees 153.92–83.80 Burnaise Dynamics
14	Standard Deviations 127.84–93.58 Burnaise Dynamics Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 201.38–86.02 Mikkels Manatees London Tanqs 53.42–69.44 SERPION The Claireville Cougars 127.18–98.36 The Dirty Birds The Aligators 119.76–84.66 Beer Barons
15	Playoffs: Standard Deviations 125.02–178.58 Beer Barons Playoffs: The Aligators 76.54–88.16 The Claireville Cougars
16	Playoffs: Beer Barons 151.34–121.42 The Claireville Cougars

DraftDraft picks and keepers

No draft recorded for this season: drafts from 2025.