This seasonRegular season
2026
Updated 14 October 2026, through week 4
Week 5Being played: scores once final
Week 4Results
Beer Barons 119.86–136.22 Not enough cooks
Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 147.02–103.38 Kurlewis
SERPION 108.30–81.16 The Aligators
The Hatters 101.52–89.42 Seamen
The Piggies 74.18–73.10 Standard Deviations
Leeannacondas 80.22–97.34 A&T Football
The Fishies 74.68–98.68 The Dirty Birds
The Yorkshire Puddings 115.18–140.98 Burnaise Dynamics
Highest score: 147.02, Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Lowest score: 73.10, Standard Deviations
Playoff pictureSeeds as they stand
| Seed | Franchise | W-L-T | Breakdown % | Bracket |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SERPION | 4-0-0 | 70.0% | Playoffs |
| 2 | The Dirty Birds | 3-1-0 | 63.3% | Playoffs |
| 3 | A&T Football | 3-1-0 | 46.7% | Playoffs |
| 4 | The Hatters | 2-2-0 | 55.0% | Playoffs |
| 5 | Burnaise Dynamics | 3-1-0 | 63.3% | Playoffs |
| 6 | The Piggies | 3-1-0 | 38.3% | Playoffs |
| 7 | Standard Deviations | 3-1-0 | 41.7% | Playoffs |
| 8 | Leeannacondas | 2-2-0 | 40.0% | Mediocre Bowl |
| 9 | Beer Barons | 1-3-0 | 66.7% | Mediocre Bowl |
| 7 | Seamen | 1-3-0 | 48.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 6 | Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 1-3-0 | 46.7% | Shit Bowl |
| 5 | Not enough cooks | 1-3-0 | 38.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 4 | The Yorkshire Puddings | 2-2-0 | 68.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 3 | The Aligators | 2-2-0 | 55.0% | Shit Bowl |
| 2 | Kurlewis | 1-3-0 | 35.0% | Shit Bowl |
| 1 | The Fishies | 0-4-0 | 23.3% | Shit Bowl |
Award leadersSo far
Nail Biter: Beer Barons, 9.54
Standard Deviation: Burnaise Dynamics, 38.50
Heartbreaker: Beer Barons, 113.45
Lucky Duck: A&T Football, 96.21
Pick a Lane: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬, 30
One-Man Army: The Hatters, 28.6%
Draft Dodger: The Aligators, 7
Highest failed bid: Not enough cooks, $45
Most overpaid: The Fishies, $33
RecordsSet in 2026
Best single NFL player score: #4, The Hatters, 40.82● This season
Best single NFL player score: #8, Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬, 38.20● This season
Best single NFL player score: #9, SERPION, 38.00● This season
Best single NFL player score: #10, Beer Barons, 37.90● This season
Most bench points in a game: #1, The Yorkshire Puddings, 80.28● This season
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