This seasonRegular season
2026
Updated 14 October 2026, through week 5
Week 6Being played: scores once final
Week 5Results
The Aligators 133.98–111.12 Kurlewis
The Dirty Birds 109.94–102.44 A&T Football
SERPION 96.94–38.80 Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Burnaise Dynamics 118.94–92.90 Not enough cooks
The Hatters 74.10–91.38 The Piggies
The Fishies 119.02–68.36 Leeannacondas
The Yorkshire Puddings 134.94–102.36 Beer Barons
Seamen 138.16–89.04 Standard Deviations
Highest score: 138.16, Seamen
Lowest score: 38.80, Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬
Playoff pictureSeeds as they stand
| Seed | Franchise | W-L-T | Breakdown % | Bracket |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SERPION | 5-0-0 | 64.0% | Playoffs |
| 2 | Burnaise Dynamics | 4-1-0 | 65.3% | Playoffs |
| 3 | The Dirty Birds | 4-1-0 | 62.7% | Playoffs |
| 4 | The Hatters | 2-3-0 | 46.7% | Playoffs |
| 5 | The Piggies | 4-1-0 | 36.0% | Playoffs |
| 6 | The Yorkshire Puddings | 3-2-0 | 73.3% | Playoffs |
| 7 | A&T Football | 3-2-0 | 48.0% | Playoffs |
| 8 | Standard Deviations | 3-2-0 | 37.3% | Mediocre Bowl |
| 9 | Seamen | 2-3-0 | 58.7% | Mediocre Bowl |
| 7 | Beer Barons | 1-4-0 | 62.7% | Shit Bowl |
| =5 | Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬 | 1-4-0 | 37.3% | Shit Bowl |
| =5 | Not enough cooks | 1-4-0 | 37.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 4 | The Aligators | 3-2-0 | 61.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 3 | Leeannacondas | 2-3-0 | 33.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 2 | Kurlewis | 1-4-0 | 41.3% | Shit Bowl |
| 1 | The Fishies | 1-4-0 | 34.7% | Shit Bowl |
Award leadersSo far
Nail Biter: A&T Football, 13.83
Standard Deviation: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬, 41.03
Heartbreaker: Beer Barons, 110.67
Lucky Duck: A&T Football, 96.21
Pick a Lane: Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬, 42
One-Man Army: The Hatters, 30.6%
Draft Dodger: The Aligators, 7
Highest failed bid: Not enough cooks, $45
Most overpaid: The Fishies, $33
RecordsSet in 2026
Lowest score: #6, Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬, 38.80● This season
Best single NFL player score: #4, The Hatters, 40.82● This season
Best single NFL player score: #7, Beer Barons, 39.46● This season
Best single NFL player score: #9, Puffin Gesserit 🐧🪬, 38.20● This season
Best single NFL player score: #10, SERPION, 38.00● This season
Most bench points in a game: #1, The Yorkshire Puddings, 80.28● This season
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