PredictorWhat if…

2026 playoff predictor

Updated 14 October 2026, through week 4

Pick the winners of the games left in the regular season and see where every franchise would land. The link holds your picks, so share it. Back to 2026

StandingsAs they would stand

Group A
FranchiseW-L-TSeedBracket
SERPION4-0-01Playoffs
The Piggies3-1-06Playoffs
Standard Deviations3-1-07Playoffs
The Aligators2-2-03Shit Bowl
Group B
FranchiseW-L-TSeedBracket
The Dirty Birds3-1-02Playoffs
Beer Barons1-3-09Mediocre Bowl
Not enough cooks1-3-05Shit Bowl
The Fishies0-4-01Shit Bowl
Group C
FranchiseW-L-TSeedBracket
The Hatters2-2-04Playoffs
Seamen1-3-07Shit Bowl
Puffin Gesserit 🐧πŸͺ¬1-3-06Shit Bowl
Kurlewis1-3-02Shit Bowl
Group D
FranchiseW-L-TSeedBracket
A&T Football3-1-03Playoffs
Burnaise Dynamics3-1-05Playoffs
Leeannacondas2-2-08Mediocre Bowl
The Yorkshire Puddings2-2-04Shit Bowl

Picked games count as played: a win and a loss, with Breakdown at its real value. Unpicked games count as not played.

Marks hold whatever happens in the games not picked: BYE, DIVISION (a division winner’s seed) and PLAYOFFS are places won, SAFE means out of reach of the Shit Bowl, and OUT and SHIT BOWL are places lost.

BracketsFirst round

Playoffs

  • 1 SERPION: bye
  • 2 The Dirty Birds v 7 Standard Deviations
  • 3 A&T Football v 6 The Piggies
  • 4 The Hatters v 5 Burnaise Dynamics

Shit Bowl

  • 1 The Fishies: bye
  • 2 Kurlewis v 7 Seamen
  • 3 The Aligators v 6 Puffin Gesserit 🐧πŸͺ¬
  • 4 The Yorkshire Puddings v 5 Not enough cooks

Mediocre Bowl

  • 8 Leeannacondas v 9 Beer Barons

The first round of each bracket. The Shit Bowl’s seed 1 is the worst franchise; the Mediocre Bowl is numbered on from the Playoffs.

Games leftPick the winners

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Week 13

Week 14

Pick the winner of any game; pick it again to unpick it.